User:Drunken Bulldog

Guilds[edit]

Shiverpeaks Search and Rescue [LOST]

Voraciously [NOM] is my personal guild for extra mule storage.

Characters[edit]

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Level	Name	Race	Temperament	Present	Past	Future	Friendship	Crafting
80	Alexander Greenleaf	Sylvari	Captivating	The Green Knight	Cycle of Dusk	Order Of Whispers	Hylek	lvl 400 Jeweler lvl 500 Leatherworker
80	Roland The Eld	Human	Honorable	Noble	Dead Sister	The Vigil	Quaggan	lvl 39 Chef lvl 500 Huntsman
80	Crimson King Of Eld	Charr	Barbaric	Blood Legion	Loyal Soldier	Durmand Priory	Skritt	lvl 500 Armorsmith lvl 500 Weaponsmith
80	Gabrielle Of Gilead	Human	Charming	Noble	Unknown Parents	The Vigil	Hylek	lvl 421 Artificer lvl 500 Tailor lvl 400 Weaponsmith lvl 400 Chef
80	Susan Of Mejis	Norn		Ghostly Wraith	Revenge	The Vigil	Grawl	lvl 500 Artificer lvl 400 Chef
80	First Come Smiles	Norn	Honorable	Ancient Foes	Blacked Out	Order Of Whispers	Ogre	lvl 400 Jeweler lvl 400 Weaponsmith lvl 400 Chef
80	Then Comes Lies	Asura		Synergetics	Infinity Ball			lvl 421 Artificer lvl 400 Jeweler lvl 400 Chef
80	Last Is Gunfire	Sylvari		White Stag	Cycle Of Dawn	The Order of Whispers		lvl 400 Leatherworker lvl 400 Tailor lvl 400 Chef lvl 400 Jeweler

Alexander Greenleaf[edit]

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My pet Stalker fights at my side and guards my back.
	My stalker is a dear friend. It is quiet, still, and as quick as an arrow from a bow. Its intelligence shows in its eyes.

Trouble may follow, but I use my Charm to overcome it.
	I'm charming. No one can resist me when I'm at my best. I know just what to say to lighten the mood or bolster courage.

I dreamed of a quest that calls me to action. It was a vision of The Green Knight.
	I saw a powerful knight in green armor, his face obscured by vines. He was defeated, but did not submit; was killed, but did not die. Dare I face him in battle?
I believe that the most important of Ventari's teachings is Where life goes, so too, should you.
	The world is a delicious and gorgeous place created for us to explore, enjoy, and protect. I will seek out the lessons in every experience, and as I grow, I will have more to offer in return.
The Pale Tree awakened me during the Cycle of Dusk.
	Sylvari awakened at dusk are naturally curious and thoughtful. We love to learn and spend time reading and studying. We are intelligent and drawn toward the luscious complexities of magic.

Roland The Eld[edit]

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My most useful tool is my Eagle-Eye Goggles.
	Nothing sees the world more clearly than a soaring eagle. These goggles allow their wearer to see just as well.

Trouble may follow, but I use my Dignity to overcome it.
	I'm dignified even when up to my ears in mud. It's what makes people respect me. A serious, thoughtful demeanor is the route to success.

I was raised among the Nobility.
	I grew up among the nobles, including my friend Lord Faren, who can trace their ancestry back to ancient kings. I received an excellent education, am well versed in courtly graces, and understand the responsibility that comes with privilege.
One of my biggest regrets is that I never recovered my Dead Sister's body.
	My sister was a Seraph. Centaurs killed her while she was out on patrol. They never recovered her body, and it has always bothered me.
Everyone said I was blessed by Kormir when I was young.
	Kormir is the goddess of order, spirit and truth. She inspires me every day to find greater courage and to seek rightness of mind, heart and action.

Crimson King Of Eld[edit]

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I wear No Helm at all on the battlefield. Because of this I am recognized and given proper respect.
	A true warrior doesn't need a helm! My enemies will cringe and falter when they see the fearless determination on my face.

Trouble may follow, but I use my Ferocity to overcome it.
	I'm ferocious. Threatening violence gets me further than anything else. I'm a natural, though I do try to use my powers of intimidation for good.

I am proud to be a Blood Legion soldier.
	I am Blood Legion. I charge straight into battle. The Blood Legion pushes to the front line in any combat. We're powerful and bold, and none can match our prowess on the field.
I would die for my warband, especially Maverick, my sparring partner.
	Maverick is the best single-combat fighter I've ever met. Unfortunately, he has a wild streak and an ego the size of the Black Citadel. He may be a loose cannon, but he knows how to make things epic!
They tell me the soldier that sired me is a Loyal Soldier.
	I've heard my sire's name spoken with reverence ever since I was a cub in the fahrar. I plan to live up to his reputation — or exceed it.

Gabrielle Of Gilead[edit]

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Gabrielle Of Gilead

Gender: Female
Profession: Elementalist
Race: Human
Devotion: Dwayna

I study all the elements, but I wear a circlet that symbolizes my love of Water.
	Water, whether frozen or flowing, is life, and its currents run deep in us.

Trouble may follow, but I use my Charm to overcome it.
	I'm charming. No one can resist me when I'm at my best. I know just what to say to lighten the mood or bolster courage.

I was raised among the nobility.
	I grew up among the nobles, including my friend Lord Faren, who can trace their ancestry back to ancient kings. I received an excellent education, am well versed in courtly graces, and understand the responsibility that comes with privilege.
One of my biggest regrets is that I've never searched for my true parents.
	When I was an infant, I was abandoned at an orphanage. A kind couple adopted me and became my family. However, I've always wondered about my real parents.
Everyone said I was blessed by Dwayna when I was young.
	Dwayna -- the goddess of healing, air and life -- is the even-tempered leader of the old gods. She is often depicted as young, tall and slender, rising into the air on immense feathery wings.

Susan Of Mejis[edit]

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Susan Of Mejis

Gender: Female
Profession: Necromancer
Race: Norn
Devotion: Snow Leopard Spirit

A necromancer's closest companion is death. In acknowledgement of this, I mark my face with the symbol of a Ghostly Wraith.
	A wraith is a creature of energy, and its cunning helps it elude its enemies. What you cannot see... can kill you.

Trouble may follow, but I use my Charm to overcome it.
	I'm charming. No one can resist me when I'm at my best. I know just what to say to lighten the mood or bolster courage.

My most important quality is that I have the necessary intuition to Guard the Mists.
	My intuition gives me the insight I need to guard the Mists, where the souls of our ancestors endure in glory.
At a recent celebratory moot held in Hambry, I was immolated for my love.
	I've had a rival ever since I was burned at the stake. She's intelligent, treacherous, and cunning. I lost our last fight, but next time we meet, I'll even the score.
When I was still a kid, I had a vision. A Spirit of the Wild spoke to me and offered its guardianship. That Spirit was Snow Leopard.
	Snow Leopard is a stealthy, smiling spirit. She teaches us independence, strategy, and laughter in the face of danger. To this day, her wisdom guides me, and my memory of her visit comforts me on dark nights.

First Come Smiles[edit]

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First Come Smiles

Gender: Female
Profession: Mesmer
Race: Norn
Devotion: Wolf

A mesmer's mask creates an image. I choose to look out from behind a Phantasm of Sorrow.
	I show the world a face lined by tragedy. Too bad you can't see behind the mask — to know whether I'm secretly laughing or not

Trouble may follow, but I use my Dignity to overcome it.
	I'm dignified even when up to my ears in mud. It's what makes people respect me. A serious, thoughtful demeanor is the route to success.

My most important quality is that I have the necessary strength to defeat ancient foes.
	I keep my body strong so that I can defeat our ancient enemies and protect the Great Lodge
At a recent celebratory moot held in Hoelbrak, I blacked out.
	Ale! Rowdy brawling! It's far too easy to let loose in the thrill of the moment. After I woke up, I couldn't remember what I'd done. I'm sure it was nothing too terrible.
When I was still a kid, I had a vision. A Spirit of the Wild spoke to me and offered its guardianship. That Spirit was Wolf.
	Wolf — Wolf has the cunning of the pack behind him. He imparts the virtues of loyalty, ferocity, and strength in numbers. When he came to me, he whispered of my heroic future and told me I would never be alone.

Then Comes Lies[edit]

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Then Comes Lies

Gender: Male
Profession: Thief
Race: Asura
Devotion: Synergetics

In my line of work, it's important to understand the power of subterfuge.
	A mask draws attention, and an uncovered face allows people to identify you. I prefer a more subtle subterfuge. A drawn hood lets me blend into the crowd, and no one knows I was there.

Trouble may follow, but I use my ferocity to overcome it.
	I'm charming. No one can resist me when I'm at my best. I know just what to say to lighten the mood or bolster courage.

I'm a member of the College of Synergetics.
	As members of the College of Synergetics, we study how energy patterns form and alchemagical fractals propagate. Few beyond our college understand the philosophical and mystical complexities of our interests. We devoutly research the true nature of the Eternal Alchemy.
My first creation was An Infinity Ball.
	They said it was a toy, a pipe dream, and a waste of resources. They were wrong. My invention predicts the future. So what if it doesn't predict it correctly every time. That's irrelevant! Could it give me an advantage? Reply hazy. Ask again.
My first advisor, the one who taught me almost everything I know (almost), was Blipp.
	Master Blipp was known for his redundancies as well as his redundancies. He often said, "Your first try should never be your last, especially if it succeeded. You can always succeed bigger next time.

Last Is Gunfire[edit]

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Last Is Gunfire

Gender: Female
Profession: Guardian
Race: Sylvari
Devotion: None

As a symbol of my dedication, I wear Fanatic's Pauldrons.
	Long ago, I determined my path, and nothing will sway me from it. I am stalwart in my beliefs and immovable in my loyalties. The weight of my pauldrons reminds me of the burden I carry.

Trouble may follow, but I use my Charm to overcome it.
	I'm charming. No one can resist me when I'm at my best. I know just what to say to lighten the mood or bolster courage.

I dreamed of a quest that calls me to action. It was a vision of the White Stag.
	The White Stag is a creature of enchantment, an immortal beast with great power. It is said that the stag will trade a magical boon for its freedom, if I can catch it.
I believe that the most important of Ventari's teachings is Where life goes, so too, should you.
	The world is a delicious and gorgeous place created for us to explore, enjoy, and protect. I will seek out the lessons in every experience, and as I grow, I will have more to offer in return.
The Pale Tree awakened me during the Cycle of Dawn.
	Sylvari awakened at dawn are natural talkers, diplomats, and forward-thinkers. We are intimately connected with our surroundings and markedly empathic toward all, even other races.

Account[edit]

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Name	Story	Path 1	Path 2	Path 3	Path 4
Ascalonian Catacombs
Caudecus's Manor
Twilight Arbor
Sorrow's Embrace
Citadel of Flame
Honor of the Waves
Crucible of Eternity
Ruined City of Arah

Jumping puzzle	Status
Ascalon
Behem Gauntlet	1
Branded Mine	1
Chaos Crystal Cavern	1
Craze's Folly	1
Crimson Plateau	1
Grendich Gamble	1
Loreclaw Expanse	1
Pig Iron Quarry	1
Wall Breach Blitz	1
Kryta
Demongrub Pits	1
Fawcett's Bounty	1
Professor Portmatt's Lab	1
Swashbuckler's Cove	1
Not So Secret	1
The Collapsed Observatory	1
Troll's Revenge	1
Urmaug's Secret	1
Weyandt's Revenge	1
Maguuma Jungle
Coddler's Cove	1
Conundrum Cubed	1
Dark Reverie	1
Goemm's Lab	1
Hexfoundry Unhinged	1
Hidden Garden	1
Morgan's Leap	1
Spelunker's Delve	1
Spekks's Laboratory	1
Ruins of Orr
Antre of Adjournment	1
Buried Archives	1
Scavenger's Chasm	1
The Vizier's Tower	1
Sea of Sorrows
Skipping Stones	1
Under New Management	1
Shiverpeak Mountains
Griffonrook Run	1
King Jalis's Refuge	1
Only Zuhl	1
Shaman's Rookery	1
Shattered Ice Ruins	1
Tribulation Caverns	1
Tribulation Rift Scaffolding	1
The Mists
Mistwrought Vault	1
Obsidian Sanctum	1
Special Event
Mad King's Clock Tower	1
Winter Wonderland	1