Unwelcome Visitors

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Unwelcome Visitors

1325 AE
Personal story
Experiments Gone Wrong
Michoan Marsh
(Metrica Province)
Asura tango icon 20px.png Asura
College of Statics
Preceded by
Biography Statics.png Readings on the Rise
Followed by
Biography Statics.png Gadd's Last Gizmo

Unwelcome Visitors is part of the personal story for asura characters who have chosen the College of Statics and decided to infiltrate the Inquest lab in the previous mission.


Recover the last piece of the artifact from the Inquest.

  • Meet Zojja north of Brill Alliance Labs.
  • Gain access to the Inquest lab.
  • Locate the last piece of the artifact.
  • Defeat Teyo.
  • Collect the last piece of the artifact.


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Follow Mr. Sparkles to the Inquest lab and Zojja. Watch the hologram of Teyo, then use the Security Terminal and attempt to override the security system. You will placed under the Motion Controls effect. Use Yes, Surprised, and Laugh in any order to open the door (alternatively pick the personality option to force your way in). Fight your way upstairs, you may choose to use the Control Panel to release the animals. Teyo will become hostile after she refuses to give the Artifact back. When she is defeated, grab the artifact to finish the mission.





Ambient creatures
Asura (Inquest)



Upon beginning the quest:

Mr. Sparkles: Zojja—is—waiting—at—the—base—gate. She—seems—frustrated. Follow.

Upon approaching the gate:

<Character name>: Mr. Sparkles here says you're less than happy. What's the problem?
Zojja: This feculent hog of a door is my problem. Teyo installed some new security method that I can't crack.
Zojja: Augh, it's maddening. I've tried everything I can think of, but all it does is play the same message over and over. Care to take a look?
<Character name>: I'm pretty good at puzzles. Sure, I'll give it a try.
Zojja: Use the terminal by the door, and hurry. The sound of her voice is driving me into a killing frenzy.

Teyo's Message:

Teyo: This is a restricted area, you tiny-eared cluster of misfiring synapses. Get lost
Teyo: And if you're not asura, this is a restricted area, you empty-headed clown. Get lost.
Teyo: However, if you're on my krewe, you ought to be inside already. So yes, you can come in.
Teyo: But don't be surprised if I dock you a day's pay and a few digits for wandering off.
Teyo: And rest assured: I will certainly laugh as you flail around for your missing fingers.
Zojja: Does any of that gibberish mean anything to you?

Speaking to Mr. Sparkles:

Mr. Sparkles: Perhaps—you—are—overanalyzing. Teyo's—thinking—has—been—one—dimensional. The—words—in—her—message—may—be—indicative—of—the—solution.
Talk end option tango.png Good input, Mr. Sparkles. Thanks.

Speaking to Zojja:

Zojja: Refracting and reversing the gate's power stones hasn't worked. It seems we need to make sense of Teyo's nonsense to proceed.
Talk more option tango.png She seemed to be emphasizing certain words, didn't she?
You're right. What were they, again?
Talk more option tango.png "Yes", "surprised", and "laugh". Could there be a motion sensor on the gate?
It sounds stupid, but then, it's Teyo we're talking about. Try pantomiming! At least it'll be an amusing show for me and Mister Sparkles.
Talk end option tango.png Will do. But if this doesn't work, I want to see you do some miming next.
Talk more option tango.png Can you trigger the message again?
That's one thing I can do. Here goes.
Talk end option tango.png Thanks.
Talk end option tango.png Let me try something...

Interacting with the Security Terminal:

Security Terminal: You have requested access to the Inquest's Brill Alliance Labs. Please enter your access code.
Talk more option tango.png Uhh...the code is "GUEST."
Your code is not recognized. Access denied.
Talk back option tango.png Try again with another code.
Talk end option tango.png Leave.
Talk more option tango.png I have forgotten my access code.
Instructions to reset your code have been sent to your mailbox. Also, your pay has been reduced by 20% to discourage you from forgetting critical project-specific data.
Talk more option tango.png Return to menu.
Talk end option tango.png Leave.
Talk more option tango.png Attempt to bypass the security measures.
Critical error/unauthorized security bypass permission request sent/ please reboot system/code 01001000011000010110001101101011011001010110010000100001.
Talk more option tango.png Reverse the data flow couplings to overload the security system registry.
Access granted. Inquest motion controls enabled.
Talk end option tango.png Exit.
Talk more option tango.png Patch into the central processing unit and insert a custom override lockdown protocol.
Access granted. Inquest motion controls enabled.
Talk end option tango.png Exit.
Ferocity Forcefully smack the side of the terminal with your hand. (Brute)
Access granted.
Talk end option tango.png Exit.
Talk end option tango.png Leave.
Talk end option tango.png Repeat security warning message.
Talk end option tango.png Leave.

Mail you get if you chose the option to "I have forgotten my access code":


Inquest Security Credentials Dept.

Instructions to Reset Password

Your credentials do not appear in our data base and we are unable to provide you with the information you seek. Please be advised that any additional requests for data without valid credentials could result in criminal charges, civil lawsuits, censure or sanction by the Arcane Council, revocation of your archive privileges, and a visit from one of our Legbreaker 5000 credentialing enforcement golems.

—Inquest Security Credentials Dept.

Upon entering the base:

Teyo: Hey! Who said you could figure out the security lock while I was away? Come back here.
Teyo: Spread out. I want full coverage of this base. Do not let them get to the artifact!

Speaking to Zojja after entering the base:

Zojja: Focus on recovering the artifact. Less chatter, more fighting!

When getting close to the animals jail:

Zojja: Look at these cages. Is there any sentient being the Inquest won't run pointless, painful tests on?

Upon interacting with the Control Panel and opening the cell:

Zojja: Hang onto your ears! It's a stampede!

Encountering Teyo:

Zojja: Hello Teyo. We made it past your security. Why do you look so concerned? Don't tell us we caught you with your pants down.
Teyo: On the contrary, my pants are securely fastened. Don't act so smug: I've been one step ahead of you since we met, and now I'm about to step on your heads.
Teyo: Your artifact is safely here, and now I get to kill you all without leaving the room. It's like a free victim-delivery service.
<Character name>: It's not free, Teyo. Stealing my krewe's hard work is going to cost you a lot.

During the fight with Teyo:

Teyo: Oh, Zojja. You and your pets are so adorable when you get all feisty.

Cinematic upon retrieving the artifact:

<Character name>: We got what we came for. Teyo's piece makes three out of three. They fit together perfectly...now, what do you think it is?
Zojja: That's easy. I'd recognize this design aesthetic anywhere. What we're looking at is a key to a certain ancient genius' lab. Ever heard of Gadd?
<Character name>: Of course! I learned all about him in my studies at the College of Statics. He was one of the best. And this is the key to his old lab?
Zojja: The lab that no one's been able to open in over two hundred years. And we're going to be the first ones to see what's inside since old Gadd himself.
<Character name>: The VOED continues to deliver. Meet me at Gadd's lab and we'll see what a historic genius wanted to keep for himself.

Speaking to your allies:

Zojja: This could be potentially massive. I can't wait to see the inside of Gadd's lab.
Talk more option tango.png What can you tell me about Gadd?
Gadd was a legend. One of the most brilliant, most accomplished, and crankiest geniuses ever. When he died while defending the old G.O.L.E.M. foundry, everyone assumed his secrets died with him.
Talk end option tango.png And we'll be the first to see what Gadd left behind. I'll meet you there.
Talk end option tango.png Let's check it out.
Mr. Sparkles: On—behalf—of—Zojja—and—myself, congratulations. Mr.—Sparkles—is—impressed. Activating—Enthusiasm—Protocols.
Talk end option tango.png Thanks, my alloyed ally.

My story[edit]

Any Sufficiently Advanced Science.jpg

Zojja and I got past the Inquest door puzzle and located the last piece of the artifact. Teyo tried to stop us, but we got past her, too—she won't be bothering anyone anymore. The completed artifact turned out to be the key to Gadd's laboratory—Gadd, one of of the most famous and accomplished geniuses in history. We decided to see what ol' Gadd has been keeping locked up all these years.

My story


  • The displayed binary in the error code equates to "Hacked!".
  • With the exception of the sender, the mail you get from trying to reset a password while interacting with Security Terminal is the same as during Stand By Your Krewe.