Here, There, Everywhere

Here, There, Everywhere

Year

1325 AE

Storyline

Personal story

Chapter

Experiments Gone Wrong

Location

Voloxian Passage
(Metrica Province)

Level

10

Race

Asura

Choice

College of Synergetics

Preceded by

Political Homicide
Stand By Your Krewe

Followed by

Serving Up Trouble
Where Credit Is Due
Any Sufficiently Advanced Science

API

27

Here, There, Everywhere is part of the personal story for asura characters who have chosen the College of Synergetics and completed either Political Homicide or Stand By Your Krewe.

Objectives

Defeat Teyo and reclaim your krewe's translocator.

• Meet Zojja at Rana Landing Complex.
• Attend the Inquest's translocator demonstration.
• Destroy the Teleportation Turret.
• Defeat Teyo.

Rewards

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All professions

• 2,641 
• 1  40 
• Black Lion Chest Key (Once per week)
• Letter from Zojja
• Deluxe Gear Box

Profession-specific

• Duty-Bound Duffers
• Ragamuffin Toeshoes
• Homespun Espadrilles

Walkthrough

Start by talking to Zojja at the triangle entrance. Teyo and the Inquest are inside having a party with the teleportation device that you invented.

Inside are a series of blue ramps up to a platform in the middle of the room. On the platform are your targets; Teyo and the teleportation device.

Teyo will first teleport herself next to Zojja, and then teleport some Inquest foes to your location as well. Kill the Inquest first, and then focus on Teyo since she will teleport around the place and take longer to kill. After defeating the Inquest, destroy the teleportation device - which prevents Teyo from teleporting about - and then kill Teyo.

Talk to Zojja again to obtain the reward.

NPCs

Allies

Asura

• Citizen
• Merchant
• Pol (if you chose to save him in A Sparkling Rescue)
• Zojja

Golems

• Mr. Sparkles

Foes

Asura (Inquest)

• Inquest Extinguisher
• Inquest Technician

Golems

• Mark I Golem

Objects

• Power Generator
• Teleporter Turret

Dialogue

Speaking with Pol if Stand By Your Krewe completed:

Pol: Since you're better at this violence stuff, you better take the lead. I'll be right behind you, though. Varkk may be a traitorous rat, but the rest of this krewe takes care of its own.

Well said. Now we show Teyo what that means.

Cinematic with Zojja:

If Political Homicide completed

<Character name>: What is this? Who let the Inquest into Rana Landing, and why are they throwing a party?

Zojja: Teyo and her krewe are showing off the invention they stole from you. And the inquest never does anything this public without at least three ulterior motives.

<Character name>: Then we have ample reason to interrupt them. And we're replete with reasons to kick Teyo down a flight of stairs.

Zojja: Two excellent ideas...but so hard to choose. I know, let's do 'em both!

<Character name>: Now that's genius thinking. This one's for Pol!

If Stand By Your Krewe completed

<Character name>: What is this? Who let the Inquest into Rana Landing, and why are they throwing a party?

Pol: It looks like Teyo and her krewe are showing off the invention they stole from us.

Zojja: And the Inquest never does anything so public without at least three ulterior motives.

<Character name>: Then we have ample reason to interrupt them. We're replete with reasons to kick Teyo down a flight of stairs.

Zojja: Two excellent ideas...but so hard to choose. I know, let's do 'em both!

Pol: Yeah! It'll be like having our cake and kicking it, too! Look out, Inquest! It's payback time!

Approaching Teyo:

Teyo: Welcome. Prepare to be astonished by the one and only Original Astrospacial Displacement Zapper!

Teyo: Just press a button, and your target is whisked away to any destination you choose.

Teyo: No receiving gate required. Here. Have an up-close and personal demonstration.

Zojja: Your patter smells worse than fertilizer golem exhaust, Teyo. It's a trap, you ignoramuses!

Teyo: What's cookin', genius? Ha! Don't get used to being called that, by the way. I was being ironic.

Teyo: Prepare to be amazed. Behold! Our first large-scale demonstration!

Citizen: Help!

Merchant: Hey, what gives?

Merchant: What the-

Teyo: Isn't my turret simply brilliant? Uh-uh! Don't get too close, now.

Zojja: This has gone far enough, Teyo. We're taking you down.

During the fight:

Zojja: Focus on the turret! That's the only real advantage she has!

Mr. Sparkles: Program-Q6J-initiated. Accessing-"stop-evildoer"-protocols.

Teyo: Oh, we're having some fun now, aren't we? (at 75% health)

Teyo: The longer you fight, the more you'll suffer! (at 50% health)

Teyo: Ow! That's it. I'm killing you double for this! (at 25% health)

Zojja: We have a clear shot at the teleporter turret. Get it!

Zojja: Teyo's turret is down. I wonder how tough she is when she can't run. (when turret destroyed)

Teyo: When magic and machinery fail, it's time for some good, old fashioned physical violence.

Cinematic after killing Teyo:

If Political Homicide completed

Zojja: Teyo's been a mite in my ear for a long time. Thanks for helping me take her down. Sorry about your invention, tough. And your friend Pol.

<Character name>: It wasn't my invention. It was the Inquest's abuse of my invention. I'm glad to see it go. Time to move on to other projects.

<Character name>: Although...what about the people Teyo zapped out of here. Where did they end up? They might need our help

Zojja: Leave that to Mr. Sparkles and me. We'll locate Teyo's victims, punt a few Inquest around, make a day of it.

<Character name>: That sounds like fun. Color me jealous. Thanks for all your help, Zojja. We College of Synergetics alumni should stick together.

Zojja: Count on it, Savant. I don't say this to everybody...well, not anybody, really...but I would love to work with you again.

<Character name>: That makes two of us...hang on a second. Did you just call me "Savant"?

Zojja: I sure did. Pol's dead and Varkk is either in custody by now or on the run. Besides, you earned it.

Zojja: I'll tell the Council to make it official. It's been fun, Savant. Keep up the good work. I'll be seeing you soon.

If Stand By Your Krewe completed

Zojja: Teyo's been a mite in my ear for a long time. Thanks for helping me take her down. Sorry about your invention, tough.

<Character name>: It wasn't my invention. It was the Inquest's abuse of my invention. I'm glad to see it go. Time to move on to other projects.

Pol: What about the people Teyo zapped out of here. Where are they?

Zojja: Leave that to Mr. Sparkles and me. We'll locate Teyo's victime, punt a few Inquest around, make a day of it.

<Character name>: That sounds like fun. Color me jealous. Thanks for all your help, Zojja. We College of Synergetics alumni should stick together.

Zojja: Count on it, Savant. I don't say this to everybody...well, not anybody, really...but I would love to work with you again.

<Character name>: That makes two of us...hang on a second. Did you just call me "Savant"?

Zojja: I did. Your krewe won the Snaff Prize, and Pol has graciously ceded the title to you.

Pol: It's the least I can do. You did most of the work...plus you saved me from being caramelized like sugar in a skillet.

Zojja: In other words, you've earned it. I'll tell the council to make it official. Keep up the good work, Savant. I'll be seeing you soon.

Speaking with Pol if Stand By Your Krewe completed:

Pol: It's official: I'm not cut out for adventuring. But you'll be a great Snaff Savant! Thanks again for saving me, and for letting me join in—I loved hitting the Inquest.

You did great, Pol. See you around.

My story

“ Zojja and I crashed the Inquest's party and demanded the return of the translocator. Teyo refused and tried to kill us with it, but we showed her who the real geniuses were. Teyo fell, but the translocator was destroyed in the fighting. At least I was able to claim the Snaff Savant title, which everyone who matters agreed was mine by right. Zojja seemed pleased with the results, though it's often hard to tell with her. In any case, I have been confirmed as the Snaff Savant and I'm prepared for whatever challenges lie ahead. — My story

Notes

Bug:

If you kill Teyo too quickly, the story will not progress, and you'll need to restart the instance.

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Asura storyline