April Fools' Day 2024

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For April Fools' Day 2024, ArenaNet released an April Fools Patch with humorous "updates".

Releases[edit]

Duration
Heights of Glory April 01 to April 09, 2024 16:00 UTC+00:00

ArenaNet's fools[edit]

Heights of Glory[edit]

Heights of Glory special event.

Stand tall and shake the higherarchy of Tyria in the Heights of Glory weekly experience, starting now and extending until April 9 at noon.

— Official description

Beginning on April Fools' Day 2024 through April 9, 2024, the Heights of Glory achievement category is available. Players can complete related achievements under the effect of Height-Eye Enhancement. Upon completing 6 achievements, Players will be awarded Celestial Invisible Cat Cape.

NPCs

Rewards[edit]

Achievements
This is a meta achievement.This achievement rewards items. Heights of Glory Heights of Glory 0Achievement points
Complete 6 achievements in the Heights of Glory category.
Reward: Invisible Cat Cape.pngCelestial Invisible Cat Cape
Completed 6 Achievements 0Achievement points
Wizard's Vault
Wizard's Vault PvE.png Special
April Fools: Complete the Heights of Glory Achievement 150 Astral Acclaim
Complete the Heights of Glory Achievement

Items[edit]

Mail[edit]

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Professor Smoll

Foolish Event: Heights of Glory


Salutations, citizens of Tyria!

For too long, Tyrians have unknowingly toiled beneath cruel and distant overlords—concealing themselves high above, out of reach, sight, and accountability. Yes, you are all too aware of whom I speak: tall people.

But with the latest wonders of science and ingenuity, we need not fear! My latest creation will let all equally experience the high life, just as soon as I get it past the absurd and out-of-touch regulators at the Rata Sum Bureau of Potions, Reagents, and Explosives.

Don't delay another second! Meet me in Lion's Arch and participate in the completely safe and healthful live-fire testing today!

—Professor Smoll


Meet Professor Smoll in Lion's Arch

Waypoint (map icon).png Trader's Forum Waypoint

Fashion Wars Too[edit]

Primary article: April Fools' Day 2023#Fashion Wars Too

The Fashion Wars meta event along with its Future Fashionable achievements has temporarily returned to Lion's Arch as well.

Dog Days[edit]

Primary article: April Fools' Day 2022#Dog Days

The Ancient Canine and many other dogs have temporarily returned to Lion's Arch as well. The Dog Days achievements and vendors have not returned.

Community fools[edit]

  • The Guild Wars 2 Wiki changed its font to Comic Sans 20% of the time, after a 30 second delay.

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