April Fools' Day 2024
For April Fools' Day 2024, ArenaNet released an April Fools Patch with humorous "updates".
Releases[edit]
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| Heights of Glory | April 01 to April 09, 2024 16:00 UTC+00:00 |
ArenaNet's fools[edit]
Heights of Glory[edit]
“With pretty much every secret unobscured, the commander finds themselves facing a tall new order. Even if they defeat the nefarious forces at Tyria's doorstep*, have they made their own grim bargain with higher forces looming above in the process? A long-overdue reckoning begins when Tyria's loftiest hero receives a mysterious letter. Could a heretofore overlooked asuran professor really have uncovered the truth of those events two years ago?
Stand tall and shake the higherarchy of Tyria in the Heights of Glory weekly experience, starting now and extending until April 9 at noon.— Official description
Beginning on April Fools' Day 2024 through April 9, 2024, the Heights of Glory achievement category is available. Players can complete related achievements under the effect of Height-Eye Enhancement. Upon completing 6 achievements, Players will be awarded Celestial Invisible Cat Cape.
Returning features[edit]
- Future Fashionable — Fashion Wars activity at the Crow's Nest Tavern, Lion's Arch
- Dog Days — The Ancient Canine and many other dogs at the Grand Piazza, Lion's Arch
Rewards[edit]
- Achievements
  Heights of Glory (Historical)
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Heights of Glory | 0
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Complete 6 achievements in the Heights of Glory category.
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Completed 6 Achievements | 0
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- Wizard's Vault
 Special |
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| April Fools: Complete the Heights of Glory Achievement | 150 
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| Complete the Heights of Glory Achievement |
Items[edit]
NPCs[edit]
Mail[edit]
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Professor Smoll Foolish Event: Heights of Glory Salutations, citizens of Tyria! For too long, Tyrians have unknowingly toiled beneath cruel and distant overlords—concealing themselves high above, out of reach, sight, and accountability. Yes, you are all too aware of whom I speak: tall people. But with the latest wonders of science and ingenuity, we need not fear! My latest creation will let all equally experience the high life, just as soon as I get it past the absurd and out-of-touch regulators at the Rata Sum Bureau of Potions, Reagents, and Explosives. Don't delay another second! Meet me in Lion's Arch and participate in the completely safe and healthful live-fire testing today!—Professor Smoll
Meet Professor Smoll in Lion's Arch |
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Community fools[edit]
- The Guild Wars 2 Wiki changed its font to Comic Sans 20% of the time, after a 30 second delay.
External links[edit]
- 04/04/2024—April Fools 2024, GuildWars2.com
