Klakka the Brain

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Klakka the Brain


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Halt! I say, halt! Stop right there. Stop, stop, stop!

— Klakka the Brain

Klakka the Brain is on a half-sunken ship in the southern Brigantine Isles with Jaxx the Ram and Sunshine. She's either looking for a fight or some fun—show her your moves and complete her Hero challenge.



Event involvement[edit]

Hero point.png Defeat Klakka the Brainy Pirate (32)

Combat abilities[edit]

  • Throws Daggers
Stolen skills


Before completion
Hero point empty.png I'm a pirate. A pirate, I be. This is my ship, and to come aboard, the price is entertainment. You can either dance the famous pirate polka, or—if you don't know that—you can fight me and take a lesson in pirate clashing. What'll it be?
Talk combat option tango.png I'll fight you.
Talk more option tango.png I think I know the pirate polka.
There aren't many who do, no sirree, no sirree. But, I'd be pleased to see you try. Show me what you go [sic].
Talk end option tango.png Pirate polka, hm. I think it goes like this.
Talk end option tango.png I don't negotiate with pirates. Good-bye.
After completion
Hero point.png Thanks for your cooperation. My little ship is merrier for your humiliation.
Talk end option tango.png Anytime. That was fun.


  • The pirate polka is pirate talk for walking the plank. In other words, Klakka is telling the player to fight or leave.
  • Fighting (or having someone else beat her while you are nearby) is required for the hero point, the /dance emote does nothing.