The Scourge of Vabbi's To-Do List

Takes effect immediately upon receipt. Hint: "I stole this from a tower in Joko's Garden of Seborhin using a hidden portal." — In-game description

The Scourge of Vabbi's To-Do List

Item type

Service

Collection

Mad Maleficence

Rarity

CFine

Unique

Yes

Binding

Soulbound on Acquire

Game link

API

89035

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Takes effect immediately upon receipt.

Hint: "I stole this from a tower in Joko's Garden of Seborhin using a hidden portal."

— In-game description

The Scourge of Vabbi's To-Do List includes Palawa Joko's many objectives during his reign.

Acquisition

• Found in an Abandoned Lockbox in the Garden of Seborhin. To reach it, take the Sand Portal on the island where Seborhin Circle is located.

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The Scourge of Vabbi's To-Do List

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• 1 Commission a new scepter and crown. Everlasting tarnish is a thing.
• Remodel the northwest wing of the Bone Palace. Centaur bones are so last millennium.
  • Griffons, maybe? Wings could be just the thing to add a little éclat.
• 1 Add details about a Roller Beetle Championship to my legend.
• Kill/Awaken current so-called "champions."
• Scarabs. Research. Plague.
  • Post-plague merchandise?
• 1 Spend some quality time in the Forbidden Vault. It wouldn't do for my harem to feel neglected or forgotten. Note: don't play favorites.
• (Ongoing) Rule it all.
• Track down Koss. Choose an appropriate place to hang him by his ankles. Above Yohlon Bluffs? Perhaps the Mouth of Torment. Five centuries seems too beneficent—seven?
• Deface the Sunspear Sanctuary. Get creative.
  • Conscript/Awaken vandals?
• 1 Rewrite the history of Arah and the birth of the gods. How to hint that I gave birth to them?
• Audition Joko understudies. Awaken the best. Stand-ins are useful when you're the director and the star.
• Consider a meditation practice (?)

Notes

• The text can be read by interacting with Thorn's Trophy Shelf after completing the Close the Floodgates of Death achievement.
• Based on the strikethrough symbols used in the text found in game, Joko had managed to complete the first, third, sixth, and tenth objective on his list.
• Players without the Jackal can get to the lockbox through the openings at the top of the windows by gliding from the top of the northern mountain, or by Raptor's Canyon Jumping from the southern rock, which can be reached with a Springer.

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