Aphorisms of Joko, the Eternal Monarch of All

Takes effect immediately upon receipt. Hint: "From atop a crumbling statue of the lich Vabbi, I took this secret tome." — In-game description

Aphorisms of Joko, the Eternal Monarch of All

Item type

Service

Collection

Mad Maleficence

Rarity

CFine

Unique

Yes

Binding

Soulbound on Acquire

Game link

API

89025

Gallery
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Takes effect immediately upon receipt.

Hint: "From atop a crumbling statue of the lich Vabbi, I took this secret tome."

— In-game description

Aphorisms of Joko, the Eternal Monarch of All is a collection of sayings about Palawa Joko and serving him.

Acquisition

• Found in an Abandoned Lockbox on the left shoulder of the Great Palawa Joko Monument. Glide down from the high wooden structure east of his shoulder.
  • Alternatively use the Jackal portal south of the statue at ground level to reach the vista, and drop down.

Text

Aphorisms of Joko, the Eternal Monarch of All

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1. A life spent straying from the path of Joko is one not even worth Awakening.
2. Nobody crossed the Desolation in a single day. Except Joko.
3. Madness is a poor substitute for magnificence.
4. To know Joko is to praise Joko; to praise Joko is to know Joko.
5. Mercy speaks to a lack of imagination.
6. Before making any major life decision, pause. Ask yourself if it will please Joko. If no is your answer, then you know your answer.
7. All are created equally inferior to Joko.
8. There is nothing in existence so tedious as mediocrity.
9. If you want to be bored, follow a gourd.
10. There is only one Golden Rule. Do unto others in whatever ways serves Joko.

Notes

• The text can be read by interacting with Thorn's Trophy Shelf after completing the Close the Floodgates of Death achievement.

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