Statics Union

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Statics Union

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Map of Statics Union

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Location within Rata Sum


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The Statics Union is an area located under the College of Statics in Rata Sum.


Points of Interest
Point of interest (map icon).png Forge Hall
Point of interest (map icon).png Polymock Atrium
Point of interest (map icon).png Vigil Recruiting Station
Asura Gates
Asura gate (map icon).png Polymock Arenas (non-functional)





Merchant (vendor icon).png Aggo
Merchant (vendor icon).png Caala
Merchant (vendor icon).png Ella
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Huntsman tango icon 20px.png
Artificer tango icon 20px.png

Ambient dialogue[edit]

Peacemaker (1): Does the Inquest have any current plans involving the Peacemaker golems?
Peacemaker (2): None that I am at liberty to discuss.
Peacemaker (1): Just give me some warning before you activate anything.
Krewe Recruiter: Incinergen is actively recruiting krewe members with a strong background in statics.
Statics Apprentice: You're not the krewe responsible for that reactor explosion, are you?
Krewe Recruiter: Absolutely not. Our safety record is well above average. Those reports of lab incinerations were exaggerated.
Statics Expert Levv: Ahh. I'm glad to be taking a break from krewe duty. The lab has been harrowing lately.
Statics Expert Samma: We've definitely taken a hit to our safety record.
Statics Expert Levv: It's the price we pay for being on the cutting edge.
Statics Expert Samma: Seems like Inquest has set their sights on Opticalium. I'm actually afraid at work.
Statics Expert Levv: Would you rather slog through the swamp, harvesting hylek secretions?
Statics Expert Samma: When you put it that way, I guess a few moments of terror every now and then are bearable.
Statics Researcher (1): I wonder what will win the Snaff Prize next year.
Statics Researcher (2): New and improved golem designs?
Statics Researcher (1): You make the same prediction every year.
Statics Researcher (2): And my odds of being correct continue to improve.
Statics Researcher (1): I could hardly function at all yesterday. I couldn't find my favorite septacaliper.
Statics Researcher (2): Maybe someone borrowed it and simply neglected to return it.
Statics Researcher (1): Perhaps. I eventually found it in an adjacent receptacle.
Statics Researcher (1): But who in their right mind puts a septacaliper in an optocaliper receptacle? Lunacy!