User:Incarnazeus/Item Drafts

Introduction

The purpose of this page is to collect and store my drafts of items and collections.

Obsidian Conversion Device (O.C.D.)

{{item infobox
| name = O.C.D.
| type = Gizmo
| rarity = Ascended
| bound = account
| description = Double-click to feed 50 [[Obsidian Shard]]s in exchange for a gift. The device can only convert a limited amount of shards in a day.<br>
{{flavor|This peculiar device was engineered and crafted by Apprentice Klinna. How does it work though?}}
}}

Obsidian Conversion Device (O.C.D.) is a an item received upon completing the collection "Compulsive Cleaning". The device can be used up to 3 times a day to convert 50 Obsidian Shards into an "Obsidian-Coated Glob".

Acquisition

• Speak to Apprentice Klinna to start the collection. You will receive a "Heavy Bag of Obsidian Shards". This collection requires you to dispose small amounts of Obsidian Shards by visiting various locations in Tyria, participating in events, and giving them to specific subjects.

Dialogue

Mail before starting the collection:

Apprentice Klinna Your Assistance Is Required Excelsior, according to the Anonymous Asura Affairs Association, you, <character name>, are deemed qualified enough to aid me in resolving an urgent and pressing matter. Considering your recent achievements as Pact Commander, I calculated that there is a 42% chance that you are competent enough to assist me. Come see me in Rata Sum. —Klinna

Upon talking to Apprentice Klinna in Rata Sum:

What is it? Can't you see I'm busy? Get lost.

Well, hello to you, too. Remember the letter? You asked me to come, and here I am.

Oh. Oh! You are the Pact Commander? Apologies. I thought you were... more impressive.

What exactly did you need help with?

Tough luck. Maybe someone else can help you.

I thought you'd never ask! You see, my superior over there has a huge issue. It's driving me crazy.

What is this issue?

He is obsessed with Obsidian Shards. Obsessed, I tell you. He hoards them, they're everywhere! It's a real mess.

I see. And you want me to talk to your superior?

Talk to him? Are you stupid? I want you to take this bag of Obsidian Shards and dump them somewhere far away. Possibly not all at once either. I tried hiding Mezz's shards, but for every one I take, two more appear!

If you think that this will solve the problem... I'll help you.

You should reconsider your method.

Good. Take this bag of Obsidian Shards then. I hope this task won't overwhelm you. You should be used to running errands, after all. Being the Pact Commander...

Thanks... I guess. I'm off then.

Collection

Item	Hint	Flavour Text
Heavy Bag of Obsidian Shards	Double-click to dispose a small amount of shards.	Seems to mysteriously refill itself.
Tribute to the Volcano	Drop a few shards into the Maelstrom's Core in Mount Maelstrom.	That should melt the problem for good.
A Gift for Mordremoth	Drop a few shards into the Dragon's Domain in Dragon's Stand.	They're someone else's problem now!
Offering of Shards	Deposit a few shards at the Altar of Murdered Dreams within the Cathedral of Silence in Cursed Shore.	No one will ever know!
A Royal Feast	Feed some shards to a royal feline in Divinity's Reach.	There's no harm, is there?
Culinary Applications	Offer some shards to Sous-Chef Seimur Oxbone.	Seimur knows what to do.
Shards for the Poor	Give some shards to a poor soul in Divinity's Reach.	Someone's trash is someone else's treasure!
Appease the Baelfire	Leave some shards in the Citadel of Flame in Fireheart Rise.	Shards worthy for a god!
Shards for the Shatterer	Offer some shards to the Shatterer in the Lowland Burns of the Blazeridge Steppes.	If he likes crystals, maybe shards will do, too.
Shards for the Hive	Drop a few shards into the pool of lava in the Karka Hive in Southsun Cove.	I better not slip.
For a better Flavour	Put some shards into a keg at the Biergarten in Hoelbrak.	These norns won't notice either way!
Gnashing Obsidian	Drop a few shards in The Vaults in Lion's Arch.	Gnashblade can turn obsidian into gold!
Donations for the Minstrel	Give some shards to Marcello DiGiacomo in Lion's Arch.	Nothing better than the cold, hard reality.
Sink the Shards	Drop a few shards into the Subterranean Lake in Tangled Depths.	Fodder for the fish.
Feeding Dinosaurs	Feed some shards to the Vinetooth Prime in Auric Basin.	If it does not want to eat, it has to die!
A Pirate's Treasure	Drop a few shards at the lowest deck of the Death's Anthem in Cursed Shore.	More treasure to devour!
Shinies for the Skritt	Offer some shards to Pirate King Drrikk'ttikk in The Undermarket in Lion's Arch.	Obsidian should be shiny enough.
Shards in the Sand	Hide some shards in The Labyrinth in The Silverwastes.	Forever hidden!
Bog Shards	Hide some shards in The Mossman's hut in the Swampland Fractal.	A reason to visit.
Questionable Method	Give some shards to Professor Mezz.	That was counter-productive.
Truly Cave Rocks	Hide some shards in the final chest of Spelunker's Delve in Caledon Forest.	Surprise!

Mail upon completing the collection:

Professor Mezz Your Theft Has Been Noticed Bookah, know that if I ever get my hands on you filthy little thief, I will file charges against you. I'll see to it that you end up where you belong - locked away in a rotten cell in the lowest lows of Tyria. I don't even want to know where my stupid assistant hired such a being as you are. This "prank" you two pulled on me is going to cost me years of my work! It will take ages to restock my supplies. —Professor Mezz P.S. When I dismissed this fool Klinna, I found this peculiar piece of trash on her. As I do not need it, you can have it. Its value appears to equal to yours.

Random Ideas

Legendary weapons

• Dhuumbringer:
  • underworld-themed sword
  • footfalls: small pools akin to portals to the underworld with the skeleton hands effect of Grasping Dead
  • aura: none, but the wielder's arm is shrouded in flickering shadows with a multitude of little green eyes constantly blinking (similar to Shades)
  • sound effects: muffled cries when drawn, stifled laughter when stowed
  • appearance: long, slim black blade, jagged at the broader part of the blade that connects with the hilt; the main part of the hilt is formed out of the skull (including its horns) of an Aatxe; the end of the hilt is fashioned like a black crown (similar to the Leystone Cowl) with five pulsating green crystal shards circling around it; the edge of the blade has an intermittent green-blue liquid glow that appears to be dripping down the sword; the blade itself has thin glowing veins (resembling the pattern on an Aatxe)

Other

• Black Lion weapon skins honouring the Spirits of the Wild
  • made out of wood and silver (for the handles) and transparent-blue eternal ice/corrupted ice with a figurine of the respective spirit encased in the weapon itself; glows at night; when drawn the call of the respective animal can be heard
  • Sword (Wolf), Longbow (Eagle), Shortbow (Raven), Axe (Minotaur), Hammer (Gorilla), Mace (Ox), Shield (Bear), Focus (Dragon), Sceptre (Owl), Staff (Wurm), Dagger (Wolverine), Greatsword (Snow Leopard), Warhorn (Griffon), Pistol (Otter), Rifle (Hare), Torch (Deer)
• Evon Gnashblade Finisher: complete with smiles, laughter, raining coins and gems and blacklion chests... and Evon saying "I AM the favourite"
• Gliders dedicated to each of the six human gods.