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- This article is about the generic NPC. For the achievement, see Tradesman#Patron.
- Crystal Oasis
- Patron: Mm-Yeah. That's what I like.
- Patron: Do something for me, doll. Mind your opinions. They're tracking mud all over my happiness
- Patron: Hey Bartender. I'm wilting. How about a spritz?
- Patron: So then he says to me...
- Patron: Oh my, oh my.
- Patron: (giggle)
- Patron: They play that music like they know me.