Lemlem

Lemlem

Race

Norn

Location

Lornar's Gate
(Snowden Drifts)

Lemlem is a young norn living in Mennerheim.

Location

Shiverpeak Mountains

• Snowden Drifts
  • Lornar's Gate
    • Mennerheim

Dialogue

When first meeting her

My mom tells the best jokes. She won the Moot Mother Mirthfest competition two years in a row! Now, it takes a real pro to make me laugh.

I can shove snow in your ears. That would make me laugh.

That's not funny! Physical comedy is so lame.

What do undead and hylek have in common? They've both croaked. (Brute)

Owl is wise, Owl is true, but when asked about Hare, Owl replied, "Who?" (Noble)

Ever heard the joke about a Whispers agent? Of course, you haven't. No one has. (Captivating)

Ha ha! That's a good one. I haven't laughed that hard in a while.

I do my best.

It's an acquired taste.

I once ate a whole dolyak. When I burped, a moo came out.

You call that a joke? Stale bread is funnier than that! C'mon, impress me.

No one ever remembers my jokes. I always skip right to the PUNCH-line. (Barbaric)

A quaggan walks into a tavern and says, "Is your pond full?" (Noble)

What did the farmer say when he found rats in his barn? "Skritt!" (Captivating)

Ha ha! That was a good one. I haven't laughed that hard in a while.

I do my best.

At least my friends think I'm funny.

Humour gets you nowhere. Confidence gets you respect. (Dignity)

My mother is funny AND confident. You'll have to loosen up if you want to be respected around here.

What do you call a fish in a hotspring? Dinner. (Charming)

What do you call a fish in a hotspring? Dinner. (Captivating)

What did the farmer say when he found rats in his barn? "Skritt!" (Captivating)

What did the golem say to the skritt? "Exterminate."

What did the golem say to the skritt? "Exterminate." (Noble)

I once slapped a jotun so hard, its head sprouted hair. (Barbaric)

I once slapped a jotun so hard, its head sprouted hair. (Brute)

Ha ha! That's a good one. I haven't laughed that hard in a while.

I do my best.

You wouldn't understand my sense of humor.

I don't have time for this.

After telling a joke to her

Hey, <Character name>. This time, I've got a joke for you.

Okay. Hit me.

Okay, what do you call a charr with bad breath, a bad attitude, and a stench like they haven't bathed in weeks?

I give up. What?

A charr.

You definitely take after your mom.

Oh, no. Not this one again.

Maybe some other time.

After telling a joke to her as a charr

Hey, <Character name>. This time, I've got a joke for you.

Okay. Hit me.

An asura, a norn and a sylvari walk into a bar.

What? No charr?

The asura says, "I'll have a snifter of your finest brandy." The norn says, "Gimme a cask of your strongest mead." The sylvari says, "I'd like a glass of your purest rainwater."

Go on.

Bartender gives the brandy to the asura and the mead to the norn. The sylvari says, "Hey, what about my order?" Bartender says, "I'm just the bartender here. It's not my job to water the plants."

Not bad... for a joke without a charr.

I can't stand the suspense.

Already heard it.

Maybe some other time.