Lemlem

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Lemlem is a young norn living in Mennerheim.

Location[edit]

Shiverpeak Mountains

Dialogue[edit]

When first meeting her
My mom tells the best jokes. She won the Moot Mother Mirthfest competition two years in a row! Now, it takes a real pro to make me laugh.
Ferocity I can shove snow in your ears. That would make me laugh.
That's not funny! Physical comedy is so lame.
Ferocity What do undead and hylek have in common? They've both croaked. (Brute)
Dignity Owl is wise, Owl is true, but when asked about Hare, Owl replied, "Who?" (Noble)
Charisma Ever heard the joke about a Whispers agent? Of course, you haven't. No one has. (Captivating)
Ha ha! That's a good one. I haven't laughed that hard in a while.
Talk end option tango.png I do my best.
Talk end option tango.png It's an acquired taste.
Charisma I once ate a whole dolyak. When I burped, a moo came out.
You call that a joke? Stale bread is funnier than that! C'mon, impress me.
Ferocity No one ever remembers my jokes. I always skip right to the PUNCH-line. (Barbaric)
Dignity A quaggan walks into a tavern and says, "Is your pond full?" (Noble)
Charisma What did the farmer say when he found rats in his barn? "Skritt!" (Captivating)
Ha ha! That was a good one. I haven't laughed that hard in a while.
Talk end option tango.png I do my best.
Talk end option tango.png At least my friends think I'm funny.
Dignity Humour gets you nowhere. Confidence gets you respect. (Dignity)
My mother is funny AND confident. You'll have to loosen up if you want to be respected around here.
Charisma What do you call a fish in a hotspring? Dinner. (Charming)
Charisma What do you call a fish in a hotspring? Dinner. (Captivating)
Charisma What did the farmer say when he found rats in his barn? "Skritt!" (Captivating)
Dignity What did the golem say to the skritt? "Exterminate."
Dignity What did the golem say to the skritt? "Exterminate." (Noble)
Ferocity I once slapped a jotun so hard, its head sprouted hair. (Barbaric)
Ferocity I once slapped a jotun so hard, its head sprouted hair. (Brute)
Ha ha! That's a good one. I haven't laughed that hard in a while.
Talk end option tango.png I do my best.
Talk end option tango.png You wouldn't understand my sense of humor.
Talk end option tango.png I don't have time for this.
After telling a joke to her
Hey, <Character name>. This time, I've got a joke for you.
Talk more option tango.png Okay. Hit me.
Okay, what do you call a charr with bad breath, a bad attitude, and a stench like they haven't bathed in weeks?
Talk more option tango.png I give up. What?
A charr.
Talk end option tango.png You definitely take after your mom.
Talk end option tango.png Oh, no. Not this one again.
Talk end option tango.png Maybe some other time.
After telling a joke to her as a charr
Hey, <Character name>. This time, I've got a joke for you.
Talk more option tango.png Okay. Hit me.
An asura, a norn and a sylvari walk into a bar.
Talk more option tango.png What? No charr?
The asura says, "I'll have a snifter of your finest brandy." The norn says, "Gimme a cask of your strongest mead." The sylvari says, "I'd like a glass of your purest rainwater."
Talk more option tango.png Go on.
Bartender gives the brandy to the asura and the mead to the norn. The sylvari says, "Hey, what about my order?" Bartender says, "I'm just the bartender here. It's not my job to water the plants."
Talk end option tango.png Not bad... for a joke without a charr.