Neiska

Neiska

Race

Norn

Level

22

Location

Lornar's Gate
(Snowden Drifts)

Neiska is a winner of the Moot Mother Mirthfest living in Mennerheim.

Location

Shiverpeak Mountains

• Snowden Drifts
  • Lornar's Gate
    • Mennerheim

Dialogue

So, you're the one that's going round trying to make a name yourself, huh? Make my daughter laugh. Then maybe I'll take notice.

That doesn't sound like much of a challenge.

I don't know, little Lemlem can be a pretty tough critic.

She's a kid. A funny face and a rude noise, and she'll be laughing.

Then I guess I'll just remain unnoticed.

After telling a joke to Lemlem

Thank you, <Character name>. The only way Lemlem can hone her craft is by watching pros like you. Someday she'll be the best joke-teller in all of Tyria. Just like her mom.

That's right. Lemlem said you won the Moot Mother Mirthfest twice.

She said that? Oh, I'm blushing. But don't ask me to tell a joke, although I do have a good one. But I don't like to perform on the spur of the moment, so please don't... okay, maybe just one joke.

You read my mind.

A havroun, a wendigo, and the Speaker of Snow Leopard walk into a moot. Mootmaster says, "We don't serve you kind here." The havroun replies, "Oh, yeah? Well, your mother hails from Groznev Delve."

Maybe you have to be norn to appreciate that one.

(If norn)

I've heard it, but with "Haivossen Kenning"[sic] instead of "Grosnev Delve."

No, I'll respect your wishes. Good-bye.

I guess it runs in the family.