Neiska

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Neiska is a winner of the Moot Mother Mirthfest living in Mennerheim.

Location[edit]

Shiverpeak Mountains

Dialogue[edit]

So, you're the one that's going round trying to make a name yourself, huh? Make my daughter laugh. Then maybe I'll take notice.
Talk more option tango.png That doesn't sound like much of a challenge.
I don't know, little Lemlem can be a pretty tough critic.
Talk end option tango.png She's a kid. A funny face and a rude noise, and she'll be laughing.
After telling a joke to Lemlem
Thank you, <Character name>. The only way Lemlem can hone her craft is by watching pros like you. Someday she'll be the best joke-teller in all of Tyria. Just like her mom.
Talk more option tango.png That's right. Lemlem said you won the Moot Mother Mirthfest twice.
She said that? Oh, I'm blushing. But don't ask me to tell a joke, although I do have a good one. But I don't like to perform on the spur of the moment, so please don't... okay, maybe just one joke.
Talk more option tango.png You read my mind.
A havroun, a wendigo, and the Speaker of Snow Leopard walk into a moot. Mootmaster says, "We don't serve you kind here." The havroun replies, "Oh, yeah? Well, your mother hails from Groznev Delve."
Talk end option tango.png Maybe you have to be norn to appreciate that one.
(If norn)
Talk end option tango.png I've heard it, but with "Haivossen Kenning"[sic] instead of "Grosnev Delve."
Talk end option tango.png No, I'll respect your wishes. Good-bye.
Talk end option tango.png I guess it runs in the family.