Reveler (Old Lion's Arch)

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Disambig icon.png This article is about a group of revelers who are found in a memory of Old Lion's Arch. For other uses, see Reveler (disambiguation).

Revelers are a group of NPCs that are encountered engaging in an all-night pub crawl in a memory of Old Lion's Arch. A norn and human reveler are found in the Cloud Skimmer Tavern, with the human reveler celebrating her birthday. They are then joined by another human reveler who was stood up by her date. Eventually, they are joined by a sylvari adventurer at Melydiod's nectar bar and a charr citizen at Lion's Shadow Inn. They end their bender at Trader Jikk's, and return to the Cloud Skimmer when the sun comes up.

Location[edit]

Kryta

Historical locations[edit]

Ambient dialogue[edit]

Beginning at The Cloud Skimmer
Reveler (norn): Let's light this party up! Woo!
Reveler (birthday girl): It's my birthday, and I'll start with a Quaggan Quaffer, salt on the rim, please.
Reveler (norn): Ooh, I'll take one of those too, please.
Reveler (norn): He was a sausage maker!
Reveler (birthday girl): (laugh)
Reveler (human): Hey, happy birthday!
Reveler (birthday girl): Thanks!
Reveler (human): Mind if I join you? My date stood me up.
Reveler (norn): The more the merrier! We're heading over to the sylvari nectar tent next.
While traveling, randomly
Reveler (birthday girl): (cheer) Yeah, that's it!
Reveler (norn): Ahh. I love this city at night. The glow of the moon, the smell of the sea.
Reveler (birthday girl): Ow. These shoes are killing me. Not a good choice for an all-night tavern crawl.
Reveler (human): Wooo! Anyone else feel like streaking through the Grand Piazza?
Reveler (birthday girl): It's a shame you got us thrown out of the Crow's Nest last time. They have those little spicy wings I love.
Reveler (norn): And so Raven said to Bear, "Why the big paws?
Reveler (human): This is more fun than I've had in weeks. I never thought I'd be so glad I was stood up.
Reveler (norn): Come on! You're gonna miss all the fun!
Citizen: If you can't hold your drink, this isn't the caravan for you.
Arriving at Melydiod's nectar bar
Reveler (norn): Woo! Hey, everybody! It's her birthday!
Reveler (birthday girl): Three of your sweetest nectars, please, bartender.
Bartender: Coming right up, pretty ladies.
Reveler (human): Woo!
Adventurer: Where'd you get those boots? They're delicious!
Reveler (human): I had them custom made.
Reveler (birthday girl): Nice! You'll have to give me the name of your leather crafter.
[After a while, they leave. The sylvari adventurer comes with them.]
Reveler (human): Thank the gods you came along!
Adventurer: I'm ready to go.
Arriving at Lion's Shadow Inn
Reveler (birthday girl): I love norn! My best friend is a norn!
Reveler (norn): Let's get some ale, and you'll love norn even more!
Reveler (human): (laugh)
Adventurer: (laugh)
Citizen: Hey! I haven't seen you in ages! Where've you been?
Reveler (norn): I just got back from a guild trip. It's great to see you. Join us!
Citizen: I wouldn't want to impose.
Reveler (birthday girl): It's my birthday, and I say you should join us! We're going to a charr pub next!
Arriving at Main Haven Headquarters
Reveler (birthday girl): Shhhhh. Keep your voices down.
Reveler (human): We have to be polite here.
Reveler (norn): (giggle)
Reveler (birthday girl): Don't make the charr angry.
Reveler (birthday girl): Excuse me, bartender. We would like shots of charr whiskey please.
Reveler (norn): Straight up. No ice.
Visitor: Double them and put it on my tab.
Bartender Silvergrace: I don't know who's dumber. You, or them.
Reveler (norn): Captain Peter the Lost? Are you nuts? He's so old...
Reveler (birthday girl): Not so old. Besides, he's savvy and dresses nice.
Adventurer: He smells good too.
Reveler (human): What? How do you know? What does he smell like?
Reveler (birthday girl): Talk, plant man!
Arriving at Trader Jikk's
Reveler (birthday girl): Woo hoo! I've heard asura make insanely delicious drinks!
Reveler (human): (Laugh) I had a Sparkfly Fenblaster once that was out of this world! An asura invented it.
Reveler (birthday girl): Hey, bartender! Where's the bartender?
Bartender: I'm the bartender!
Reveler (birthday girl): It's my birthday, and I want the fanciest drink you make.
Bartender: I've got just the thing.
Reveler (birthday girl): What is it? Will I like it?
Bartender: It's a birthday surprise. You'll like it.
Adventurer: Did you just give them glasses of ale with tiny umbrellas in them?
Bartender: And a splash of tomato juice.
Reveler (birthday girl): These are delicious! What do you call them?
Bartender: A Bloody Shame.
Morning
Reveler (human): Ooh! Sun's coming up! No more pretty!
Adventurer: It's a long walk home, ladies.
Reveler (norn): She's going to have to crawl home.
Reveler (birthday girl): Another round! I'm (hiccup) not tired yet!
Reveler (norn): (laugh) Save it for next time, birthday girl.
Reveler (human): (laugh)
Adventurer: (laugh)

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Trivia[edit]

  • The norn reveler's line "Why the big paws" is a reference to the classic joke: A bear walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "May I please... have a drink?" And the bartender says, "Why the big paws?"
  • The norn bartender's drink, "A Bloody Shame" is a play on words involving Bloody Mary, a cocktail made with tomato juice, and the bartender's reluctance to make mixed drinks.