Bonnie Kunderah

Bonnie Kunderah

Race

Human

Location

Hall of Monuments
(Eye of the North)
Soojung Heights
(New Kaineng City)

Image(s)

Bonnie autographing copies of her novel. Interactive map

Bonnie Kunderah is Snargle Goldclaw's disgruntled apprentice. She has followed him on his journey to the Eye of the North.

Locations

Shiverpeak Mountains

• Eye of the North
  • Hall of Monuments

Cantha

• New Kaineng City
  • Soojung Heights
    • Ministry of Archives

Dialogue

In The Eye of the North

At first approach

Snargle Goldclaw: Greeting. I'm but a humble writer of romantic literature. Snargle Goldclaw, at your service.

Snargle Goldclaw: This is my junior assistant, Bonnie. Say hello, Bonnie.

Bonnie Kunderah: How long are we going to be here?

Snargle Goldclaw: (laugh) Bonnie... If there's anything we can do for you, don't hesitate to ask!

Please don't encourage him.

What do you do for Mister Goldclaw?

Bonnie Kunderah: I'm his research assistant. Editor. Chef. Secretary. Therapist.

Snargle Goldclaw: Nuh-uh-uh. You know I don't believe in editors. They're overly opinionated and disrupt my process.

Bonnie Kunderah: You don't have a process!

Snargle Goldclaw: That is the process! Life is the process, my dear. We're writing right now, as we live and breathe.

Snargle Goldclaw: It's an extemporaneous craft.

Bonnie Kunderah: You dragged us to the middle of nowhere. Freezing! And I followed you because I thought I'd learn something.

Snargle Goldclaw: Oh... I thought you followed me because you were my friend...

Bonnie Kunderah: (screams)

I have things to do.

In Soojung Heights

Bonnie Kunderah: Oh, hey, you're like...the commander, right?

So, are you here for the book signing, or...?

You remember me?

Bonnie Kunderah: I know we didn't talk a lot back in the Eye of the Whatever, but thanks for listening to me when I had to...scream a little.

Bonnie Kunderah: My life's been so much better since I left Snargle. He was REALLY toxic. Like, so toxic.

What have you been up to?

Bonnie Kunderah: I finally took a writing class at Divinity Community College. It was so boring; we had to read like...really old stuff.

Bonnie Kunderah: But I started working on a novel. You know, something really personal to me. I wrote day and night.

Bonnie Kunderah: It took months. Rewrote it, like, over and over. And finally, it was like I had a little piece of me in those pages.

Bonnie Kunderah: I knew Snargle's publisher, Kippo, so I took my manuscript to him. Six hundred and forty-three pages.

Bonnie Kunderah: He threw it in the trash and said I had "potentially marketable writing." And that's how I got the gig for SUPER ADVENTURE BOX.

How was writing "SUPER ADVENTURE BOX: THE OFFICIAL NOVEL"?

Bonnie Kunderah: It was a dream, honestly. It's such a cool world. It's like...virtual...but reality. And you jump around.

Bonnie Kunderah: They said my first draft was "too dark." They were probably right.

Bonnie Kunderah: That's just my style, I guess.

What's next for Bonnie Kunderah?

Bonnie Kunderah: (notable pause) ...I really wish people would stop asking me that.

Nice seeing you, Bonnie.

Quotes

Greets

I'm studying under Snargle to improve my craft. I think my writing's actually gotten worse.

Worst. Apprenticeship. Ever.

What do you want?

Related achievements

• Arborstone: Character Growth — Help Snargle Goldclaw overcome a slump in his career. (15)

Trivia

• Bonnie is voiced by Nika Futterman.
• Bonnie was inspired by Milan Kundera, a Czech-French writer.

See also

• SUPER ADVENTURE BOX: THE OFFICIAL NOVEL