Soren Draa/Halloween
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The following is a list of content in Soren Draa as it appears when it celebrates Halloween.
NPCs[edit]
Allies[edit]
- Lunatic Boatmaster
- Mad King Thorn (occasionally)
Services[edit]
Ambient dialogue[edit]
- Mad King Thorn
- Mad King Thorn: By the ghost of me, what is this?
- Mad King Thorn: I leave for a couple hundred years, and I come back to this? Have you completely forgotten whom you celebrate?
- Mad King Thorn: This feeble imposter is a disgrace. I don't putter about telling poorly-constructed nursery rhymes. Insulting!
- Mad King Thorn: He doesn't even look like me. His head isn't on fire! This oversight must be rectified! Set him on fire!
- ("Mad King Thorn" is set on fire.)
- Mad King Thorn: Sad, sad people of Tyria, clearly you have missed my influence.
- Mad King Thorn: But fear not, for I, the mighty and benevolent King Thorn of Kryta, have returned!
- One of the following:
- Mad King Thorn: At the Durmand Priory, what is an asura's best friend? A bookah.
- Mad King Thorn: What do you say when an asura praises you? No one knows yet. (chuckle) Right?
- Mad King Thorn: I hear—oh, this is a good one—I hear the mortality rate for hylek is very high. They croak every night! (laugh)'
- "Mad King Thorn"
- "Mad King Thorn": Spooky comes, and spooky goes! Get ready, everyone. The black wind blows!
- "Mad King Thorn": Beware of shadows full of fright, for this is the Mad King's merry night!
- "Mad King Thorn": Dance until your skeletons shake, for on the morrow you may not wake!
- "Mad King Thorn": Fear not! This candy doesn't make your teeth rot, not even in your cemetery plot!
- "Mad King Thorn": The Mad King has returned! Long live the king!
- "Mad King Thorn": Behave, or I'll take you back to my Mad Realm with me! (laugh)
- One of the following:
- "Mad King Thorn": Mad King says, "Dance!"
- "Mad King Thorn": Mad King says, "Sleep!"
- (One child does the right emote and the other does a wrong one)
- "Mad King Thorn": Ha ha! Woo hoo! Thou dost please His Majesty the Mad King!
- "Mad King Thorn": Wrong! You lose!
- ("Mad King Thorn" leaves the stage)
- "Mad King Thorn": Happy Halloween, everyone!
- Master Carver
- Master Carver: Take it from me—always lobotomize your squash.
- Master Carver: Carving is an art. Slice them up. Scoop out the guts. And carve them a new face. Not for those with a weak stomach.
- Master Carver: Be sure to saw lovingly and drill ever so gently; too much force will mangle their pretty little teeth.
- Master Carver: Poke out their eyes and scrape out their innards. For a finishing touch, light their faces on fire.
- Master Carver: Shhh... Do you hear that? Listen closely... That's the hopeless whimper of pumpkins begging for their lives.
