Captain Pinkeens

Captain Pinkeens

Race

Human

Level

80

Location

Saidra's Haven
(Lake Doric)

Captain Pinkeens is the captain of one of the defunct ships in Lake Doric.

Location

Kryta

• Lake Doric
  • Saidra's Haven

Dialogue

Ahoy there! I'm Pinkeens, captain of the finest ship Lake Doric has ever seen. Care for a tour?

Now may not be the most appropriate time for that, but...sure?

Excellent! I'll sign you up for the waiting list. You are currently number three on the list. Approximate wait time is...well, soon. Soon-ish. I hope.

There are already two people in front of me?

Sure are! Ishoonoo from the quaggan village down below, and a nice old lady named Agatha. Said she wanted to see the entire area in order to help finish up a map she was making. What a nice lady.

Agatha?! That "nice old lady" is the monster that attacked Saidra's Haven!

Oh. Oh my... this is awkward. I guess that means she won't be paying her fares, in which case... Congratulations! I'm proud to inform you that you've moved up to number two on the waiting list!

Uh, great. Thanks. See you around, Captain.

Well, I'll see you another time then. You owe me a tour!

I'll try to be patient.

Tour? Here? Now? You're aware of the huge war going on around us, right?

Sure, but what's a little profit in wartime? Life must go on, and so must my business. Those crazy cultists can't ruin my day!

I admire your optimism...and frown upon your ignorance. See you around, Cap.

^{[verification requested]}

Why don't the White Mantle attack you? Aren't you scared?

To be truthful, I'm terrified. But I promised them I'd give them some of my supplies if they left me alone. That helps my business stay afloat AND keeps me amonst the living! Win-win, I'd say.

But what if something happens to your supplies?

Then that's bad news for old Pinkeens. Let's hope we don't get to that point.

Indeed, Captain Pinkeens. Let's hope.

I see. Take care.

No thanks.