- The correct title of this article is ???. The substitution or omission of the ? is because of technical restrictions.
??? are commandos that randomly appear in Jahai Bluffs. They've wandered through rifts connected to the Mists and are now lost.
- Crystal Desert
- ???: We're in the wrong place!
- The appearance of this NPC, along with the theme of temporal/spatial displacement, is a reference to Corporal Bane from the original Guild Wars from April Fools' Day.
- Also a reference to the April Fools' Day Commando profession.