No Moa!

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No Moa!

No Moa! is a book found in the Durmand Priory's Special Collections during the Hidden Arcana chapter of the Echoes of the Past.

Story involvement[edit]

Living World Season 2[edit]

Text[edit]

This children's book by Pitney tells the hilarious tale of a moa who constantly gets into trouble and the exasperated farmer who takes care of him.
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When the moa wandered out of its pen, the farmer shouted "No, moa," but the bird didn't listen.
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The farmer followed and shouted, "No, moa!" as the bird nearly ran afowl
[sic]
of a hungry charr.
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The farmer yelled, "No, moa!" when it ran into the catacombs to escape the charr.
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The farmer reluctantly went in after the moa, knees knocking, and said "Yes, moa" as the bird ran to him, its knees knocking too.
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Trivia[edit]

  • It is mentioned in Book Carts in Divinity's Reach.
  • Sadly, Moa's interest in the Catacombs did not end with this frightening experience, and eventually led to tragedy.
  • The book's title is a parody of the book series "No, David!" which features a disobedient boy always being told "No, David!" by his mother.