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- This guard duty is going to be the death of me. I've been stationed in some harrowing places before, but nothing compared to this one.
- I know how this sounds, but on more occasion than one, I've been attacked by a flying cow.
Flying cows? You're crazy.
- I'm not crazy! There's someone out there behind it. I know it! I have a theory of who that person is, but I'm unable to confirm it.
Who do you think it is?
- There's an engineer southeast of here, past the harpy nests. He has a machine I've never seen before. I'd bet all of my fur that he's the one behind the flying cows.
- I should go talk to him.
- Good luck with that.
- Right. I should get going then.