Bandit Watchman

Bandit Watchman

Race

Human

Level

22

Location

The Gallowfields
(Brisban Wildlands)

Organization

Bandits

Image(s)

Female version

Bandit Watchmen are bandits who are part of Seanan's Bandits, a gang found in The Gallowfields. They can be found as both male and female variants.

Location

Maguuma Jungle

• Brisban Wildlands
  • The Gallowfields
    • Seanan's Bandits

Heart involvement

Infiltrate and disrupt Seanan's bandits (22)

Dialogue

Bandit 1

You've got a secret. I can tell just lookin' at you.

A bandit with secrets? No way!

Hey, you look...different. Have you been working out?

Of course! Got to keep my stabbing arm limber.

Upon poisoning supplies

Hey, you! Why you got your sneaky eyes on?

All the better to see you with. (Scoundrel)

Hehe. Nothing to see here.

I dunno. You look pretty impressive to me. (Scoundrel)

Sneaky and astute. My two favorite qualities in a pal. Meet me later, and I'll buy you a drink.

Sure. I'll be around.

It was worth a try. (same as "Why you got your stupid eyes on?")

Time to go.

All the better to see your expression when I drop you. (Scoundrel)

Drop me? I didn't mean anything. I was just talking.

I've killed people for less. (Brute)

Right. I bet you have. Hey, stick around. Sounds like you've got stories to tell. My buddies and I love dark-alley stories.

Yeah. Later.

Whatever. (Same as "Why you got your stupid eyes on?")

Time to go.

Why you got your stupid eyes on?

What's that supposed to mean? I think you should get out of here.

Okay. I'm leaving.

Time to go.

Bandit 2

You smell awfully clean for one of Seanans' thieves.

I do a lot of underwater raids.

I don't think I've seen you around here before.

You wouldn't have. I specialize in stealth missions.

Upon poisoning supplies

Stop right there. I'm going to need to pat you down.

Okay. I love this part. (Scoundrel)

(laugh) Well, I'm not gonna do it if you're going to enjoy it.

Please? Pretty please? With cherries on top? (Scoundrel)

(laugh) No. You're going to have to get your cuddles somewhere else.

You disappoint me.

It's no fun until someone loses an eye. (same as "Really? What about my rash?")

Time to go.

Try it, and I'll break your fingers. (Scoundrel)

You wouldn't do that. You're bluffing.

Try me. (Brute)

Eh, never mind. Just stay out of trouble, okay?

Unlikely.

So what if I am?

Time to go.

Really? What about my rash?

Way to spoil it. Get out of here before I kick your tail.

All right. I'm leaving.

Time to go.

Bandit 3

Hmm. There's something strange about you.

It's the hair. I just got it cut.

You seem a bit nervous. What's going on?

I'm just eager for a good heist.

Upon poisoning supplies

You look like you're up to no good.

And that bothers you? (Charming)

(laugh) Actually, I usually prefer it.

Me too. (Charming)

I like you. Stick around awhile.

That's the plan.

I guessed.

Time to go.

How about I show you just how much. (Barbaric)

Is that a threat?

It's a promise. (Barbaric)

Right. You're gonna fit in great around here. Let's get a drink sometime.

Only if you're buying.

It might be. (Same as "What makes you think so?")

Time to go!

What makes you think so?

I don't think you're what you seem. You need to get out of here. Now.

Leaving! See you around.

Time to go.

Bandit 4

I'm watching you.

The wise bandit always watches his own back.

How've you been? Looking murderous as ever, I see.

You know me. Always up for a good stabbing.

Upon poisoning supplies

Hey, what are you doing? Who are you?

You're pretty sharp. Good eye. (Charming)

Thanks. I actually spotted you a while ago, but I waited to say anything.

Keep up the good work. I'll let them know you're on it. (Charming)

That's great. I try hard not to let anybody down.

Yeah. Keep it up.

You're just saying that. (same as "I'm nobody. Just look the other way.")

Uh-oh. Gotta run!

None of your business. (Brute)

I could make it my business.

You could, but you don't want ME to make YOU my business. (Brute)

No. Probably not. Okay, go about your business. So to speak.

Sure. Bye.

You could, but you won't. (same as "I'm nobody. Just look the other way.")

Time to go. See ya.

I'm nobody. Just look the other way.

Don't test me. Get out of here. I don't like your attitude.

Okay. Time to go.

I think it's time for me to go.