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Cause Guildwars2wiki won't do it.


Hi Auron! I hope you are not bullied...The preceding unsigned comment was added by ICBM (talk • contribs) at 17:38, 28 December 2012 (UTC).

wat? -Auron 01:48, 29 December 2012 (UTC)
HE SAID HE HOPES YOU ARE NOT BULLIED. pling User Pling sig.png 16:59, 29 December 2012 (UTC)
The "wat" was for context, because there is none here. I do have a fairly firm grasp on the English language, though, thanks for trying to help. -Auron 02:55, 30 December 2012 (UTC)

*completely shocked and amazed* Era... agrees... with me? o_____O -- Konig/talk 00:59, 21 August 2010 (UTC)


"Shouldn't...page)..." 95.180.84.110 02:30, 6 January 2013 (UTC)

"...Also, Please sign your comments." User Tytan Crow Crow.jpg Titan Crow 21:01, 11 January 2013 (UTC)
But he did sign? Chieftain AlexUser Chieftain Alex sig.png 22:20, 11 January 2013 (UTC)

Dwayna‎ (diff | hist) . . (-36) . . Konig Des Todes (Talk | contribs) (Per User talk:Mediggo#Dwayna and sorrow - she's less associated with sorrow and more is sorrowful a lot.


Daily‎ (diff | hist) . . (-51) . . Infinite (Talk | contribs) (The international standard is that Monday is the first day of the week. Old American habits are not relevant to this wiki. Also removing "easy veterans" notes, highly unprofessional.)


The wife


If there was flavor text relating to eating Buster's hand, maybe. Felix Omni Signature.png 15:18, 2 April 2013 (UTC)

(diff | hist) . . m Talk:Monthly‎; 16:58 . . (+259) . . ZeeZ (Talk | contribs) (You get an unsigned! And you get an unsigned!)


(diff | hist) . . Guild Trek‎; 22:49 . . (+5,913) . . Dr ishmael (Talk | contribs) (→Possible locations: anchors! anchors all around!)


(diff | hist) . . N Sleepy Cow‎; 19:43 . . (+44)‎ . . ‎76.97.157.23 (Talk)‎ (New page: 'If you /threaten this cow, it will love you.') (diff | hist) . . N Lonely Cow‎; 19:41 . . (+39)‎ . . ‎76.97.157.23 (Talk)‎ (New page: '/sit to help this cow to not be lonely.') (diff | hist) . . N Depressed Cow‎; 19:40 . . (+33)‎ . . ‎76.97.157.23 (Talk)‎ (New page: 'To cheer this cow up, try /cheer.') (diff | hist) . . N Dignified Cow‎; 19:39 . . (+23)‎ . . ‎76.97.157.23 (Talk)‎ (New page: 'Try bowing to this cow.')


BUT WE ARE A FUCKING GAMER WIKI -- Smiley


Just my few .2 cents. --Stephane Lo Presti talk 22:53, 24 September 2013 (UTC)


<FelixOmni_work> I've already had three people lay down in puddles so I could walk over their backs


<FelixOmni_work> I just stabbed my tongue with a pen cap


(Deletion log); 06:14 . . Auron (Talk | contribs) deleted page Addicted To Porn Related Articles ‎(Spam: hiding my porn addiction)


<FelixOmni_work> you don't like damaged goods?


it sways back and forth and the udders are really hypnotizing --a


Horrible: this shit is more dry than a fleshlight in the sahara


(Deletion log); 03:18 . . Dr ishmael (Talk | contribs) deleted page Fast Systems For aion tips ‎(Spam: WRONG WIKI NOOB)


<purple_llama> bin learned me of a magical tea that helps the coughing
<Relic> give me ;_;
<purple_llama> is called 'throat coat'

no thanks purple....


I've decided that, given this wiki's history, SMW must stand for Some More Waiting.snogratUser Snograt signature.png 16:19, 17 April 2014 (UTC)


Because, in the absence of lore, some people make lore happen. It's a thing. Don't worry, though - it's gone now. — snogratUser Snograt signature.png 14:33, 19 May 2014 (UTC)


01:00 -!- poke [~poke@poke.bot.gamesurge] has quit [Quit: *wave*]
01:01 < relic> I like my G700 :3
01:01 -!- poke [~poke@poke.bot.gamesurge] has joined #gww
01:01 < poke> uhm
01:02 < poke> Who thought it would be a good idea to bind Ctrl+Q to quit the chat?
01:03 -!- Horrible [~is@Horrible.user.gamesurge] has quit [Quit: What does this button -]
01:03 < relic> isn't that a typical method?
01:03 -!- Horrible [~is@Horrible.user.gamesurge] has joined #gww
01:03 < Horrible> fuck, I just had to make sure didn't I
01:04 < poke> good job

[04:59] <Nikon> Also, does the climb from 400 to 500 take a long time?
[05:00] <purple_llama> not if you do it quickly
[05:00] <purple_llama> but yes if you do it slowly
[05:00] <Binary_Llama> ...well, I can't argue with that

<purple_llama> gameboy and playboy are almost the same thing, right


<Nikon> There are 31 days in December no?
<purple_llama> in the corner of your screen, there's a little thing with the time. click it.
<FelixOmni_work> There are 31 days in the US
<FelixOmni_work> it might be different for you
<Nikon> Purple I'm on my phone
<Nikon> Actually
<Tanetris> This may surprise you, but the Gregorian calendar is not, in fact, an American invention.

<Horrible> players can't be expected to count higher than 5, they only have 5 fingers per hand

<Horrible> my coffee machine had a built in alarm clock
<Horrible> so I could wake up to the nice smell of burning coffee

<Nikon> Horrible? A security guard? What is he going to remove people from the premises by making them want to leave?

[22:37:05] <FelixOmni> incidentally there is a yugioh card named Magical Space Typhoon
[23:54:00] <relic> you mean mystical?

Felix will never know he was wrong now.


[12:35] ~guildwars2: Robix252: no, we're still working on the numbers as Robert said ~Stéphane
[12:35] ~guildwars2: Damage will be quintupled at the very least. Kappa

[19:02] <Horrible> Plants vs Zombies: Guild Wars 2

<FelixOmni|work> hmmm
<FelixOmni|work> Sirrush
<FelixOmni|work> tell me a story
<Horrible> once upon a time there was a wiki
<Horrible> but then wiki is kill
<FelixOmni|work> was there a princess
<Horrible> of course, princess Poke

[10:09] <zeeZ> at 03:30 my pc came out of hibernation and flashed both screens black and white twice per second
[10:10] <zeeZ> possessed by demons.
[10:15] <andyfied> all hardware is powered by orphan souls
[10:15] <andyfied> you may have an angry one
[10:21] <Horrible> windows automatic updates now performs exorcisms
[10:22] <andyfied> nah, it just tries to replace the existing one with another random one in the hope the new one is more placid
[10:25] <relic> I have a similar experience
[10:25] <relic> but my monitor just flashes on and off because I set the refresh rate wrong

<purple_llama> i don't remember how often. i only remember the box

there are no pets at the ogre cave --68.189.129.255 03:00, 23 October 2015 (UTC)


<Lexie> if anyone ever complains to me about microsoft patches, I'm going to glare at them and say "try playing Guild Wars 2 then"


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[20:20] <Eearslya> Huh, my Gw2 crash-on-close issue has graduated. How fun.
[20:20] <Eearslya> Maybe I should just re-download the whole .dat
[21:46] <FelixOmni_work> .dat ass
[22:01] <relic> ugh felix
[22:01] <relic> I don't even
[22:01] *** relic (~relic@gamesurge-bffcf950.hsd1.wa.comcast.net) Quit: Leaving
[22:06] <FelixOmni_work> I seem to have upset him
[22:07] <purple_llama> well it was pretty bad
[22:10] <FelixOmni_work> yeah I guess it's fair

<Dagger> added "$.cookie("resourceLoaderDebug", 1, { expires: 60, path: "/" });" to my user JS to automatically set a cookie which enables debug mode which splits up the resource loads which lets me block the theme with ABP


<smiley @codemasher Jun 13 22:13>
oh, i thought just one zoom level (max) on a test server perhaps
<lye @lye 22:14>
it's not currently that granular>
<smiley @codemasher Jun 13 22:14>
just to have a side-by-side view
<lye @lye 22:14>
it does entire continents :<
with all zoom levels
<smiley @codemasher Jun 13 22:14>
ah :D
modular much :D
<lye @lye 22:14>
NOPE
priorities man
<smiley @codemasher Jun 13 22:14>
heh, fair
<Christian @zeeZ 00:10>
easy, give us a new yet to be announced continent to test it :P
<lye @lye 00:10>
the meta-mists
<Christian @zeeZ 00:11>
Zommoros' Corporealm
<Christian @zeeZ 00:17>
The.. Mistworld? Miscworld?
<lye @lye 00:20>
I'm sold on Zommoros' Corporealm, to be honest.
<Christian @zeeZ 00:25>
I imagine anyone who managed to get there would immediately be pierced by a billion greatswords
<lye @lye 00:26>
I'm now considering /v2/zomorros/greatswords which exposes how many greatswords in total have been flushed