User:AtomicSponge.6537
- World
Crystal Desert - NA- Characters
Ztxle - Rifle/Longbow Power build
Talking Sponge - Glamour WvW build
Kawh - W.I.P.
Good Grammar - Skinny ugly purple-faced build- Guilds
The Knights of the Millenium Era [KöMÉ] - Tactician- Faux Pas [FaP] - Co-overlord
- Timezone
- +08:00 GMT/UTC
If you are reading this note[edit]
...it means something terrible has happened and I am already dead.
Nah, not really. It just means you're a creep and are poking around in all sorts of places (don't act like you don't know what I mean).
My name, as far as you are concerned, is Ztxle. Try saying it out loud. Go on.
If you did try to speak my name then (a) you are already dead, or (b) you failed miserably. Because of mysterious circumstances, most people who attempt to say my name have either suffered unending tongue cramps (it sounds really painful over the mic) or find themselves lost by the time they hit 'Z'.
But that's ok. I understand. Nobody will laugh at you, at least not on team chat, so you'll be fine. However, if you really have to address me in a manner that doesn't demonstrate your inadequacies in tongue manipulation, then you can settle for 'ZT' or just 'Z'. It's ok. Nobody will laugh at you.
Not because I'm particularly interested in entertaining creeps but rather due to my friendly and approachable demeanour, if you are insistent on looking at/speaking to me, I happen to be in WvW most of the time. That is, when I'm not doing dailies (which is most of the time, because I am lazy) or guild missions. If you don't find me in any of these places then I'll probably be lurking around in the Crystal Desert Community Forums. If you are truly desperate enough, you can also reach me via pigeon mail, and if fate concurs, we may eventually meet one day.
Good luck.
