Talk:Jubilant Dye Pack

Bugged?

Assuming this is not intended this way? Taimi's Dye Kit is in here again, and LA Rebuild is missing entirely. 92.211.33.42 06:35, 26 August 2016 (UTC)

It's possible that the editor make a copy-paste error, so we're gonna need a verification of the pack's contents. —Ventriloquist 17:12, 26 August 2016 (UTC)

reddit 1 and reddit 2 suggest the listing is correct. The F. Prince (talk) 17:46, 26 August 2016 (UTC)

Verified. I believe the IP was doing a compare and contrast with Celebratory Dye Pack. Wait, how many lions arch dyes are there?

OMG. I've figured it out. *tinfoil hat time*

Gnashblade is behind everything!

• First, he sets up an economy based on aesthetics. People are trained to pay in order to look better and better.
• He brings on a couple sylvari, one mercenary for hire, and one that's truly insane.
• Using the first of his thugs, he organizes an attack against something his customers love, and manages to pin it against an upstart company, maintaining his hold on the market.
• He releases dye pack after dye pack based on these emotionally charged moments, preying on his customers' desires to help the besieged city.
• Unleashing his second sylvari, he frees a spot on the Captain's Council, nearly gaining that seat for himself.
• When that didn't work, he went back to what he knew best: Destruction, chaos, and dye pack after dye pack commemorating each moment.
• With his final crescendo, he secures the love and admiration of all of Lion's Arch, backing them as they take back what he took from them. Oh, and he released more dye packs.

I'm sorry Scarlet, it wasn't your fault. You were simply insane and taken advantage of. G R E E N E R 19:49, 26 August 2016 (UTC)

What is this, /r/conspiracy? I love it! -Darqam (talk) 19:56, 26 August 2016 (UTC)