Punchin' Bag

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Punchin' Bag is a charr located in The Bane arena who asks people to hit him.

Location[edit]

Ascalon

Dialogue[edit]

Come on, grunt. Hit me. Hit me!
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Excuse me? What's your problem?
My problem? Hey, I'm not the one just standing there not hitting me. Now, come on. Head shot, body shot, tail shot, I don't care. Just hit me!
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I'm not going to just hit you for no reason.
You want a reason? Your mother was a skritt. Your father was a quaggan. Your mini pet was a grub! Hit me!
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I think I know why they call you "Punchin' Bag".
They called me that because I can take a punch. Now, what part of "hit me" you do not understand? Do I have to use smaller words? Come on and hit me!
Ferocity
Since you insist.
That's the spirit. Come on, let me have it. Hard as you can. Hit me!
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Here it comes.
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I'm not wasting my time.
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That's my cue to leave.
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It sounds like you've already taken a few too many punches.
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My mother always told me, "Never hit anyone who asks you to."