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- Hello. Are you lost? Feeling confused? Perhaps you need someone to lead you back to a gate. Don't worry. I'm here to help.
I'm not lost. I'm just looking around.
- I know how discombobulating our complex structures can be for lesser beings such as yourself. Do not be ashamed. You're right to ask for assistance.
- I'm. Not. Lost.
- To asuras
- Greetings, citizen. Do you have need of assistance? Please say yes. I need an excuse to get out of here.
You don't like your post?
- These apprentices are a hazard. Not only do I have to listen to their romantic dramas, but their experiments occasionally combust. I'd much rather be assigned to the Bath Products lab.
I heard there was an incident.
- Heh. Don't let them pull the proverbial wool over your eyes. They have "incidents" every day. It's the status quo around here. Never boring.
- Funny, that.
- I see your point.
- Can't help you. I'll be on my way.