Inebriated Soldier

From Guild Wars 2 Wiki
Jump to: navigation, search

Inebriated Soldiers are drunk charr who are ready to pick a fight.

Locations[edit]

Ascalon

Dialogue[edit]

What do you want? Trying to pick a fight with me? I'll claw your eyes out.
Talk combat option tango.png
Don't start something you can't finish.
Talk end option tango.png
I'm out of here.
We should sing songs or dance or stick our hands in a campfire or something. (hiccup) I want to get crazy!
Dignity
You're spilling your drink. Hand it over.
Oh, oops. (laugh) I'm spilling my drink! (laugh) You're my hero.
Talk end option tango.png
Drink saved. See you later.
Charisma
Too late. Give me that drink. That's an order, soldier.
Charisma
You're such a good warrior. I can tell. Can I have your drink?
Talk combat option tango.png
Is this crazy enough for you?
Talk end option tango.png
Good-bye.
All this drum banging has given me a headache.
Dignity
I'm guessing the ale was also a culprit. Gimme.
Charisma
Give me your drink, and I'll tell you how to lose the headache.
What are you? A medic? Here. I've had enough anyway.
Talk end option tango.png
Drink water and get some sleep. Medic's orders.
Ferocity
Don't drink and drum, idiot! Give me that.
Talk combat option tango.png
I can make you forget your headache.
Talk end option tango.png
Good-bye.
Have you ever wondered why blood is red when it comes out? It don't
[sic]
make sense. It's blue when it's inside and red when it's outside. There's a mystery here, my friend. And I'm going to sholve
[sic]
it. (hiccup)
Ferocity
I don't need to know the color to spill it.
(laugh) That's so true! You're a genius. I don't need to see the color to spill it. Yeah. You hit the nail on the head.
Talk end option tango.png
Don't forget it.
Charisma
Veins are blue and they camouflage the red blood.
Dignity
I've never seen blue blood. Have you?
Talk combat option tango.png
Let's see how that works.
Talk end option tango.png
Not interested. Bye-bye.
Shhhh. I'm on patrol. (giggle) You seen any scrawny humans around here? I need something to (hiccup) play with.
Dignity
In your state, they're more likely to play with you. Gimme that.
Don't take my...ah, okay. You're prob'ly right. My sword arm don't work so good when it's been drinking.
Talk end option tango.png
Yeah. See you later.
Dignity
Does your legionnaire know you're drinking while on patrol?
Charisma
You're funny. I'm cutting you off.
Talk combat option tango.png
Patrol this.
Talk end option tango.png
Good-bye.