Inebriated Soldier

Inebriated Soldier

Race

Charr

Level

15

Location

Village of Butcher's Block
(Diessa Plateau)

Organization

Blood Legion
Iron Legion

Inebriated Soldiers are drunk charr who are ready to pick a fight.

Locations

Ascalon

• Diessa Plateau
  • Village of Butcher's Block

Dialogue

Before completing the heart

What do you want? Trying to pick a fight with me? I'll claw your eyes out.

Don't start something you can't finish.

I'm out of here.

We should sing songs or dance or stick our hands in a campfire or something. (hiccup) I want to get crazy!

You're spilling your drink. Hand it over.

Oh, oops. (laugh) I'm spilling my drink! (laugh) You're my hero.

Drink saved. See you later.

Too late. Give me that drink. That's an order, soldier.

You're such a good warrior. I can tell. Can I have your drink?

Is this crazy enough for you?

Good-bye.

All this drum banging has given me a headache.

I'm guessing the ale was also a culprit. Gimme.

Give me your drink, and I'll tell you how to lose the headache.

What are you? A medic? Here. I've had enough anyway.

Drink water and get some sleep. Medic's orders.

Don't drink and drum, idiot! Give me that.

I can make you forget your headache.

Good-bye.

Have you ever wondered why blood is red when it comes out? It don't[sic] make sense. It's blue when it's inside and red when it's outside. There's a mystery here, my friend. And I'm going to sholve[sic] it. (hiccup)

I don't need to know the color to spill it.

(laugh) That's so true! You're a genius. I don't need to see the color to spill it. Yeah. You hit the nail on the head.

Don't forget it.

Veins are blue and they camouflage the red blood.

I've never seen blue blood. Have you?

Let's see how that works.

Not interested. Bye-bye.

Shhhh. I'm on patrol. (giggle) You seen any scrawny humans around here? I need something to (hiccup) play with.

In your state, they're more likely to play with you. Gimme that.

Don't take my...ah, okay. You're prob'ly right. My sword arm don't work so good when it's been drinking.

Yeah. See you later.

Does your legionnaire know you're drinking while on patrol?

You're funny. I'm cutting you off.

Patrol this.

Good-bye.

After completing the heart

My head feels like it's been split open. I'm gonna need another drink.

I wouldn't recommend that.

(yawn) Drinking makes me sleepy.

You should take a nap.

Doesn't my tail make a cool sound when I wave it? Listen. Swoosh. Swoosh.

It's not your tail. You're just saying "Swoosh."

I don't like it when people stare at me. Creeps me out.

Me too.

I'll never get itred of meat. It goes so well with ale. I can't think of anything that makes a better combination.

Neither can I.

Did you just bump into me? I felt someone touch me. Apologize before I grind you into the dirt.

I'm not apologizing for anything.

Sorry, I'll leave now.