Stay near the Crush cubs and keep the ghosts away
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Stay near the Crush cubs and keep the ghosts away
- Location
- Old Duke's Estate
(Plains of Ashford) - Event type
Dynamic event
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Stay near the Crush cubs and keep the ghosts away is a level 6 dynamic event that occurs in Old Duke's Estate.
Objectives[edit]
- Crush Cubs Fear Level
NPCs[edit]
Allies[edit]
Foes[edit]
Rewards[edit]
| Reward tier | Experience | Karma | Coin |
|---|---|---|---|
| Gold | 601 
|
45 
|
10 
|
| Silver | 511
|
39
|
9
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| Bronze | 451
|
34
|
8
|
These are the expected rewards for a level 6 player. Higher level players receive dynamically adjusted rewards.
Dialogue[edit]
- Event starts at Village of Smokestead
- Ash Legion Soldier (1): I'm going crazy working in the fahrar. I'm not designed to deal with cubs.
- Ash Legion Soldier (2): What have they done now?
- Ash Legion Soldier (1): It's the Crush warband again. They've run off, probably ghost-hunting.
- Ash Legion Soldier (2): They'll learn their lessons the hard way then.
- At Old Duke's Estate
- Riba Crushheart: How long do we have to stay here to win the dare?
- Vloyat Crushmaw: Longer than any other warband. I'll know when it's been long enough.
- Livor Crushspirit: Anybody bring any dolyak jerky? I'm hungry.
- Riba Crushheart: You guys know how the Ascalonians became ghosts, right?
- Vloyat Crushmaw: Sure!
- Riba Crushheart: How?
- Vloyat Crushmaw: Vatlaaw Doomtooth's army scared them to death.
- Riba Crushheart: The human king was a creepy guy who killed all his people to save them from us.
- Livor Crushspirit: That's stupid. You made that up.
- Riba Crushheart: Did not.
- Livor Crushspirit: Did so.
- Livor Crushspirit: Wanna see my scab?
- Riba Crushheart: Gross!
- Vloyat Crushmaw: Yeah!
- Livor Crushspirit: I figure if I keep picking it, I'll end up with a scar in the shape of Vatlaaw Doomtooth's head.
- Riba Crushheart: Rrrowr! Rrrrowr! (growl)
- Livor Crushspirit: What are you doing?
- Riba Crushheart: Duh. I'm practicing my growling technique.
- Livor Crushspirit: Oh, I thought you were gonna throw up or something.
- Livor Crushspirit: Hey! You got your moa jerky in my yak butter!
- Vloyat Crushmaw: You got your yak butter on my moa jerky!
- Riba Crushheart: Hmmmm.
- Vloyat Crushmaw: Hey, warband. Time's up! We did it!
- Riba Crushheart: Those ghosts must have been afraid of us.
- Livor Crushspirit: Aw, yeah. We're lean, mean, fighting machines.
- Riba Crushheart: We're charr and proud. Rrowrr!
- Event failure at Old Duke's Estate
- Vloyat Crushmaw: It's a ghost! Run!
- Riba Crushheart: Aaaaaah!
- Livor Crushspirit: I think I just peed a little!
- Livor Crushspirit: Ahhhhh!
- Riba Crushheart: Ahhhhh!
- Vloyat Crushmaw: Ahhhhh!
- Meanwhile in the Village of Smokestead
- Ash Legion Soldier (1): Cubs will be cubs. You can't watch over them every minute of the day and night.
- Ash Legion Soldier (2): I know. I'm more worried my legionnaire will find out. One of those kids is his.
- Ash Legion Soldier (1): Last full moon, the little scruffs decided they were going to capture a drake and keep it as a pet.
- Ash Legion Soldier (2): What happened?
- Ash Legion Soldier (1): They showed back up with so much singed fur, we had to shave them to get rid of the smell.
- Ash Legion Soldier (2): Oh no! (laugh)
- Ash Legion Soldier (1): Gotta give 'em credit for courage and imagination.
- Ash Legion Soldier (2): Tell that to the Bash legionnaire who accidentally stumbled into their pit trap.
- Ash Legion Soldier (2): It took his warband days to clean the tar out of his fur.
- Ash Legion Soldier (1): Oh, no.
- Ash Legion Soldier (1): You're telling me those Crush cubs are off scheming somewhere?
- Ash Legion Soldier (2): Yes. They've been gone shortly after mess call.
- Ash Legion Soldier (1): That's odd. I think that, for the first time in my life, I just felt afraid.
- Ash Legion Soldier (2): Now you know my pain.
- Ash Legion Soldier (1): One time, these cubs decided they were going to smoke out some rats nesting under the centurion's quarters.
- Ash Legion Soldier (2): I don't like where this is going.
- Ash Legion Soldier (1): It gets worse. They snuck into the armory and "borrowed" some black powder.
- Ash Legion Soldier (2): Little stinkers!
- Ash Legion Soldier (1): I've never seen the centurion so mad!
- Ash Legion Soldier (1): You remember when somebody put rotten devourer eggs in the practice cannons?
- Ash Legion Soldier (2): (laugh) That was the Crush cubs too?
- Ash Legion Soldier (1): They couldn't figure out how to fire them off, so they just left them there.
- Ash Legion Soldier (2): Next morning, the first group shot rotten egg all over the field. Stank up the place for weeks!
- Ash Legion Soldier (1): And they were downwind, so it sprayed back on everyone there!
- Back in the Village of Smokestead when the event ends
- Ash Legion Soldier: So, cub, has your time at the estate made you any stronger?
- Vloyat Crushmaw: I'm filled with the strength of a thousand charr!
- Ash Legion Soldier: Well, why don't you show that dummy over there who's in charge then.
- On success:
- Vloyat Crushmaw: Feel the impressive mightiness of my crash-bang-KAPOW!
- On failure:
- Vloyat Crushmaw: I may not have made it all the way through the dare, but I can still take some old dummy.
Quotes[edit]
- When ghosts appear
- Riba Crushheart: Ahhh! Ghosts!
- Riba Crushheart: It's after me! I'm too pretty to die!
Notes[edit]
- After the event's success the cubs will run to Three Legions Court, where Vloyat Crushmaw will turn into a merchant for a while.
Trivia[edit]
- Some of the cubs' dialogue during this event is a play on a commercial for Reese's peanut butter cups.
