Skritt IQ Test Subject

From Guild Wars 2 Wiki
Jump to: navigation, search

Skritt IQ Test Subjects are skritt being tested by the Brill Alliance Labs. Speaking to them will help progress the Help Brill Alliance study the skritt renown heart task.

Location[edit]

Maguuma Jungle

Dialogue[edit]

Yes? Why you looking at me? Don't have shinies for you.
Talk more option tango.png
I've got to test your intelligence.
Tests! Hate tests. Okay, fine.
Talk more option tango.png
How many are in a dozen?
How many what?
Talk more option tango.png
Guess not. When red and blue are combined, what color do they make?
Uhh, don't know.
Talk more option tango.png
All right, then. Explain to me what you DO know. Just...everything you know.
Everything...
Talk end option tango.png
Test completed.
Talk end option tango.png
You know, I've changed my mind.
Talk end option tango.png
Well, then. Guess I'd better go.
If Asura
Why you here? Stinky feet. Go home.
Talk more option tango.png
Tell me, you pancretin, what drives the Eternal Alchemy.
Gibberish! Gibberish! Ack!
Talk more option tango.png
Hm. What magical force radiates enigmodic waves?
You scare me. You scare me big. Shoo!
Talk more option tango.png
Okay, an easy one then. How many zigoneutrons fit in a magilectron?
Ahhhhhhhh
Talk end option tango.png
I'm sensing a trend here.
Talk end option tango.png
I give up.
Talk end option tango.png
Farewell, genus rodentia. I think you've answered my question.
Talk end option tango.png
I can already see I'm wasting my time.
You look smart. Oh, no... no more smarts!
Talk more option tango.png
When combined, what does molten steel and pyroclastic material become?
Pypopaclass...pycrosass...uhh, food. Yes?
Talk more option tango.png
No. Okay, this one's easier: at what temperature does rock liquefy?
At temperature very, very hot.
Talk more option tango.png
No! This is stupid. We should just freeze-dry skritt and sell them to charr as snacks.
Noooooo! Skritt not cat food!
Talk end option tango.png
Yeah. Wallow in that thought for a while.
Talk end option tango.png
I can't subject myself to this idiocy.
Talk end option tango.png
I can already see I'm wasting my time.
I help you? You want to talk?
Talk more option tango.png
I am here to analyze your cognitive abilities.
What? What do you want?
Talk more option tango.png
I'm assessing your capacity for sophisticated communication with other species.
Ah! No! Hurts my ears! Use littler words!
Talk more option tango.png
Very well. To what extent are you able to infer my meaning?
Guh! Ow!
Talk end option tango.png
Those were smaller words!
Talk end option tango.png
I'll come back later.
Talk end option tango.png
Never mind.
Ahhh! Not more questions. why? Why? Did questions yesterday.
Talk more option tango.png
Because we have to monitor you lab skritts. Now, question number one-
So, yes more questions or no more questions?
Talk more option tango.png
Did you not hear me just say, "Now, question number one"?
So is that the first question? Or no questions? Or yes questions? Very confusing.
Talk more option tango.png
That was merely my reprising of the prelude to the first question. Which is-
No questions. Yes questions. No questions. Yes questions. No...oops, naptime.
Talk end option tango.png
I think you just debunked the skritt exponential intelligence theory.
Talk end option tango.png
I just realized, there are plenty of other skritt here I can quiz. Good-bye.
Talk end option tango.png
Good question. Let me get back to you on that.
I answer right, you give me treat? It good deal.
Talk more option tango.png
Do you know what this is called?
Eh? What you talking about?
Talk more option tango.png
This, right here. You're looking at it.
Floppy-ears lies! Nothing is there!
Talk more option tango.png
This, right here, is called an air molecule.
You...there's...no!
Talk end option tango.png
And that concludes today's lesson.
Talk end option tango.png
On second thought, I have better things to do.
Talk end option tango.png
I can already see I'm wasting my time.
What? What? Very busy. Busy standing.
Talk more option tango.png
Let's test your intelligence quotient. Say I want to find the square root of 36-
Want to find...uh, roots...dirty sticks..." There, done.
Talk more option tango.png
How do I know you're not just feigning imbecility to invalidate my data?
I, um...I...oh, no! You seen my fingers? Think. Think. Think. What was last place I remember seeing them? Nose? No, not there.
Talk more option tango.png
You truly believe you've misplaced you phalanges?
Ooo, hooo hooo! Funny word! Flangees! Hoo hoo hoo! Flangees! Flangees! Flangees! Funny! Flangees!
Talk end option tango.png
Okay, I see no reason to move on to these questions about metaphysics, then.
Talk end option tango.png
I think we're done here.
Talk end option tango.png
I can already see I'm wasting my time.
What do you want? What, what?
Talk more option tango.png
I believe you're masking your true intelligence. I shall expose your deception.
Huh? What? Expose what?
Talk more option tango.png
I intend to discredit your contrived mendacity through my verbal dexterity.
Ouch. My head. Stop the head hurtie talk.
Talk more option tango.png
Your subterfuge of incognizance will erode under my fulgent dupery.
Uh...uh...uh...
Talk end option tango.png
Mission accomplished.
Talk end option tango.png
Farewell, genus rodentia. I think you've answered my question.
Talk end option tango.png
I can already see I'm wasting my time.
If not asura
I answer right, you give me treat? It good deal.
Talk more option tango.png
I will now attempt to read your mind! There. All done.
What? No! You can't read minds. It not possible!
Talk more option tango.png
I just did, and I saw everything. All your thoughts.
No, it not possible! If you read my mind, what you see there, hmm? What you see?
Talk more option tango.png
Shinies.
(gasp) You read miiiinds!
Talk end option tango.png
Hah, telepathy isn't real. You fail.
Talk end option tango.png
I've glimpsed the future! And it's not here. Bye.
Talk end option tango.png
I can already see I'm wasting my time.
What do you want? What, what?
Talk more option tango.png
I just want to see how smart you are.
Oh, smart. Smart smart. Wait, smart?
Talk more option tango.png
Tell me, what is five plus five?
Numbers!
Talk more option tango.png
Not exactly what I was looking for. How about one plus one?
Uh...uh...uh...numbers!
Talk more option tango.png
Okay, just for fun - what's the cube rute of the radius of the hypotenuse?
Ouch.
Talk end option tango.png
Yep, that was fun.
Talk end option tango.png
I think that answers my question. Thanks.
Talk end option tango.png
I can already see I'm wasting my time.
Ahhh! Not more questions. Why? Why? Did questions yesterday.
Talk more option tango.png
Let's say apples cost 10 coins each and I have 60 coins in my pocket-
Shinies! Shinies in pocket! Give me shinies in pocket! Give give.
Talk more option tango.png
We'll try something different. Dolyak A leaves the Muridian Uplands heading east-
Shinies! Shinies in pocket! Give me shinies! Pocket shinies! Shinies, shinies, shinies, shinies!
Talk more option tango.png
I don't have any shinies in my pocket! None! Zero! Zilch!
Ooooh, Then, no apples.
Talk end option tango.png
This is probably a good time to take a break.
Talk end option tango.png
I'll just return when you've regained your focus.
Talk end option tango.png
Good question. Let me get back to you on that.
You look smart. Oh, no... no more smarts!
Talk more option tango.png
How long does it take spoiled milk to solidify?
Yuck! Who would eat spoiled milk?
Talk more option tango.png
Do you know what moldy, solid milk is called?
Oh, oh! I know this one. It's yuck, right?
Talk more option tango.png
No. It's cheese.
Hrrkkk!
Talk end option tango.png
I just blew your mind.
Talk end option tango.png
I think that answers my question.
(If norn)
Talk more option tango.png
How many ounces are in a pint of ale?
Oh, uh, yes. I mean, no. No! I mean, fifteen.
Talk more option tango.png
Close. How many ounces are in a NORN pint of ale?
Herp, daah. Hnff, erk...thirty!
Talk more option tango.png
Not quite. Now imagine a mug of ale. Is it half empty or half full?
Ahhhh! No more, no more!
Talk end option tango.png
I think that went well.
Talk end option tango.png
I'm suddenly thirsty. Good-bye.
Talk end option tango.png
I can already see that I'm wasting my time.
If not human or asura
I help you? You want to talk?
Talk more option tango.png
I just want to see how smart you are.
You want what? Oh! Yes, yes.
Talk more option tango.png
How many sides does a triangle have?
Uh...urk...sides?
Talk more option tango.png
Okay, let's try something easier. Which is a metal: copper or strawberries?
You're asking about shinies? Ahhhh...don't understand.
Talk more option tango.png
All right. Explain the difference between a bush and a tree.
Ahhh!
Talk end option tango.png
That was informative.
Talk end option tango.png
I'll try again later.
Talk end option tango.png
Never mind.
If not charr or asura
What? What? Very busy. Busy standing.
Talk more option tango.png
Hello, I'm <Character name> and I'm going to test your IQ. Tell me, how old are you?
Um, oh...need a hint. No! Wait! Wait! How about...no, not it either...Um...easier question.
Talk more option tango.png
It doesn't get much easier than that but how about "What's your name?"
Uh, ummmm...still too hard. Easier!
Talk more option tango.png
Okay, I'm just wasting my time here, aren't I?
Ooooo, hardest one yet.
Talk end option tango.png
I'm going to jot down here for IQ...none discernible.
Talk end option tango.png
I can already see I'm wasting my time.
If not sylvari or asura
Why you here? Stinky feet. Go home.
Talk more option tango.png
Time to test that noggin of yours.
Don't hit my noggin! No bamming allowed!
Talk more option tango.png
No bamming. Just answer this question. How do you spell "dragon"?
How do you spell "dragon"?
Talk more option tango.png
Answer. Not repeat. Tell me how you spell "dragon".
Spell dragon with magic rod?
Talk more option tango.png
Let's try something different. If there are two dragons here, and two on the way, how-
Aiiiiieeeeeee!
Talk end option tango.png
Gotcha.
Talk end option tango.png
I' give up.
Talk end option tango.png
I give up.
Talk end option tango.png
Time for me to go.
Talk end option tango.png
I can already see I'm wasting my time.
If sylvari
Why you here? Stinky feet. Go home.
Talk more option tango.png
Let's see how smart you are. What am I?
A flower!
Talk more option tango.png
No. I'm not. What am I?
A flower!
Talk more option tango.png
No, Now, try again. What am I? Think this time.
Ummmm...an angry flower?
Talk more option tango.png
Aaargh!
Gah!
Talk end option tango.png
I'm done here.
Talk end option tango.png
I'm done here.
Talk end option tango.png
I'm done here.
Talk end option tango.png
I'm done here.
Talk end option tango.png
I can already see I'm wasting my time.
If charr
What? What? Very busy. Busy standing.
Talk more option tango.png
I hope you're smarter than you smell. What direction am I facing right now?
Um...that way. See? Smart. Very smart.
Talk more option tango.png
(growl) Okay, what's the name of the internal organ just below the esophagus?
Easy! Tree!
Talk more option tango.png
Tree? Tree! (ROAR) And I'm about to show you mine...from the inside!
Uh-oh. I swooned.
Talk end option tango.png
You're still smarter than you smell.
Talk end option tango.png
I think that answers my question. Thanks.
Talk end option tango.png
I can already see I'm wasting my time.
If human
I help you? You want to talk?
Talk more option tango.png
I'd like to ask you a few questions.
Oh! Questions! Ask.
Talk more option tango.png
What is the function of a plow?
Plow? Is plow an animal?
Talk more option tango.png
Uh, no. Who is Queen Jennah?
Asura...important...person?
Talk more option tango.png
Let's try logic. Two humans and four charr want to cross a river in a boat. If-
No!
Talk end option tango.png
I see.
Talk end option tango.png
On second thought, maybe not.
Talk end option tango.png
Never mind.
Yes? Why you looking at me? Don't have shinies for you.
Talk more option tango.png
What happens when water and lumispeck powder combine?
Don't like that question.
Talk more option tango.png
What element causes immediate failure in an aero-volcaniphine?
Really don't like that question!
Talk more option tango.png
Describe the structure of a...never mind. Just explain metaenergy transfer or something.
These questions are awful!
Talk end option tango.png
Clearly, your intellect is lacking.
Talk end option tango.png
I suspect this won't go well. Good-bye.
Talk end option tango.png
Well, then. Guess I'd better go.

Notes[edit]

  • They will cycle through different conversations if you talk to each Skritt in turn. Which conversations you get depends on your race, with several race-specific conversations (mostly for Asura), and many that are common to a few races.