Lorn the Great

Lorn the Great

Race

Norn

Level

23, 30

Location

Isenfall Lake
(Snowden Drifts)

Lorn the Great is a norn found in Durgar's Homestead.

Location

Shiverpeak Mountains

• Snowden Drifts
  • Isenfall Lake
    • Durgar's Homestead

Story involvement

Personal story

• Chapter 3: Crystal Corruption
  • Whispers in the Dark

Dialogue

I'm the mightiest of the mighty. (laugh) What do you think? Could you make a liar out of me?

Depends. What makes you so mighty?

Name anything you're good at, and we'll compete. You'll see I'm telling the truth.

I'm ferocious in combat.

I felled the ancient Sahrbuh ogre known as Sahreen. To even look upon it would break the spirit of the greatest of adventurers.

So what?

Sahreen's voice drove listeners to madness, and for leagues, you could smell its choking stench. It was truly the greatest evil ever known.

You're right. It is impossible to compete with you.

I could charm the spark off a broodmother.

You? Charming? If that's true, then you might be better at telling jokes than I am, but then, I'm guessing you haven't heard the one about the ettin who ate the last piece of rabbit?

I'm listening.

So, when the ettin ate the last piece of rabbit, his other head looked at him accusingly, and the ettin said, "Don't look at me like that. We'll share it soon."

Hilarious.

I've heard it before.

The power of my mind is incomparable.

Oh yeah? I could outdo you at thinking about things any day of the week.

Go ahead and try.

Just the other day, I was thinking about a chorus of hyleks singing the greatest song I'd ever written. Before that, I was thinking about an octopus.

What?

And before that, I was thinking about laws and their far-reaching ramifications.

Uh huh.

Can you say that you have thought of as much? I hardly think you can—and that is why I am the best!

I concede. You're the best at everything.

I'll bet you were.

Okay. I have to go.

This isn't going to end well. Good-bye.

I'm <Character name>.

Good try. I've heard about some of <Character name>'s deeds, and-no offense, but-you're too scrawny to have pulled all that off. Thanks for the laugh though.

Glad to be of service.

I'm great at ending conversations. Bye.

Trivia

• There was a character with the same name in the original Guild Wars.