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Looking for GW2 RP guild

Convince me your roleplaying guild is the guild for me (and my two rp-worthy characters). Konig/talk 19:32, 6 September 2011 (UTC) Edit: To expand upon this, I will take the following into considering a guild:

• I greatly enjoy working my characters' stories into others, so I want the RP guild I put these two in to be "canon" to their stories. As such, it must make sense for them to join. You can find my characters in question's biographies here and here. It is more important to fit my human's story than my sylvari's
• I don't care for the size of the guild, but I'd like to be able to RP whenever I want, but not all the time while on those character (thus there must be a reasonable amount of folks and not a "we RP all the time").
• I will not decide on a guild until GW2 is nearly release. Reason being is that I've already seen would-be guilds die out due to people obnoxiously having this thing called a "life." As such, you'll be free to convince me until the day before I get the game.
• And of course, this guild must be easy for new to RP'ing - I do have some RP experience but its as much as a few random stuff on GW1. I mainly just make stories for them rather than pretend to be them, but I want to try more serious RP. Konig/talk 18:43, 13 September 2011 (UTC)

Comments

This could be fun give me one day and I'll try 'n see what I can do! ( The Seraphim )--The Holy Dragons 05:37, 12 September 2011 (UTC)

thanks for the extra info! ;P --The Holy Dragons 18:46, 13 September 2011 (UTC)

You seen iffy's <charrname> dirge<something> rule for his guild? Makes for nice RP.--Neil • 19:28, 13 September 2011 (UTC)

I have seen it and there's two issues with that as a possibility: 1) I'm looking for an RP guild whereas that's a guild with story elements. 2) That's a guild for charr and my charr's warband of 7 is already designed and named mostly with their own personalities; it is a guild for my human and sylvari I am looking for (it's a two-for-one deal). Konig/talk 20:14, 13 September 2011 (UTC)

Dirge isn't so much a roleplaying guild as I, myself, am a roleplayer in-game. I have no intentions of enforcing roleplay in that guild. That said, I tend to not join guilds for roleplaying, but rather do whatever the hell I want in-game. Roleplay simply comes with my package deal. :P I'll be keeping an eye out for your characters, Konig! :) - Infinite - talk 20:21, 13 September 2011 (UTC)

Even if you spot me, don't expect me to roleplay. I much prefer simply making stories and personalities for my characters rather than acting them out. I'm a writer, not an actor (I'm also a lover and a fighter). Konig/talk

I should take every opportunity to get people in my little community (in other words: guild), since I have no wiki members so far (and I like to have them!) However, I consider myself a minor role player, and as Infinite said, I don't want to enforce roleplay. Also, I haven't thought out all details of the guild, so there is not that much information yet. Still, if you want to look around, go ahead and discover this Sanctuary.. -- Cyan 20:31, 13 September 2011 (UTC)

Oh, I don't expect anyone to roleplay when I am around. I'll usually be the only one. :P - Infinite - talk 20:46, 13 September 2011 (UTC)

Is that so? I'm going to play with RP mindset most of time. Mediggo 06:49, 14 September 2011 (UTC)

(Reset indent) I wish more RP guilds held some actual lore to them - from the list provided here, only a small handful had lore to them. So saddening that within ten serious minutes of looking, I narrowed my choices from 15 to 3... Konig/talk 19:01, 23 September 2011 (UTC)

The choice is made. For now. Konig/talk 17:46, 29 September 2011 (UTC)

The Seraphim

(Edit conflict) (thanks Ike great timing as always) The Seraphim is a Roleplaying guild that includes all lore (even our own which infi is supposed to write any time soon!) we're busy thinking of a system to divide our guild chat in two sections a roleplaying one and a non-roleplaying one as altough it's a roleplaying guild we don't want to force you to Roleplay for 24/7 this is also one of the main reasons for our chat (link found @ guild's page)
All we do is hope people will have ''normal'' stories and thus hoping we won't get a hero-clash, which is why we'll also request to ask members not to act as if they're the one but just as if they're Tyrians at heart, you're a member of the guild not THE hero which everyone is waiting for.
Or maybe you are the hero someone's waiting for.. (that's for each individual to decide) All of this and more will be included in the Guild (change is always possible though as the game's not released yet!)Please Konig ask if you're having unanswered questions (which I suspect you'll have a lot)--The Holy Dragons 21:08, 13 September 2011 (UTC)

small edit: I forgot to mention we've got our own Library containing everyone's lore and info about the world of Guild Wars 2 itself. (this isn't reality yet but it's something I'd really like to make as it'll make everything a lot easier) you could see it as a small mini-wiki written in Tyrian style. so it won't be like: Bear, lvl 20 , drops -> ... ... ... etc. but more like: The Brown Bear is a type of mammal found throughout the forests of... etc. ;) This Library will be maintained by the guild itself ofcourse. --The Holy Dragons 21:30, 13 September 2011 (UTC)

Ashenfold Cartel

Since you PMed me Konig I'll lay it out why Ashenfold Cartel is one of the guilds to be watching and even join. One, we have been around since october 2009 and we are still alive and kicking with a very dedicated leadership and staff, this means we're pretty damn stable. We have pre-plans for what to do during launch and we have phases we will be going through to make sure that launch and set up of the guild In Game is as smooth as possible. Onto the Rp aspect, we have group of staff willing to help you learn more about roleplaying. Now that aside, Ashenfold is a guild that neutrally aligned where the characters and the players direct the story. We call this Dynamic Rp, a sort of ever changing situation where every action a character makes has a repercussion and reaction that affects others and in turn resulting in an ever changing setting. Finally we have a system where characters are individuals are not defined by some sort of trait of heroics or villainy. That's just a taste of what Ashenfold is.- ShadowedSIn

books

Just a suggestion: add a summary? I'll sit down one day and actually read this, but kinda preoccupied atm, yeah...not a complete plot summary or anything. Just like something you'd see on the back cover of a book. Oohh..and you know what'd be cool? If you actually put your book's content in a book template thing. Anyways, back to the piano. :p-- Shew

I was actually intending on making a book template. The thought came to me earlier. I wonder if I still have those themes book images...

As to a summary thing, yeah I could make one when its done. I hope to also make some images but my own art abilities are not up to the task just yet. Konig/talk 19:22, 2 September 2011 (UTC)

Download Paint.NET and play w/ effects!-- Shew 19:34, 2 September 2011 (UTC)

Unless phones can use that, impossible in my situation - comp can't get internet (best I can do is going to a computer lab). Konig/talk 21:49, 2 September 2011 (UTC)

Look at what I found...-- Shew 21:20, 8 September 2011 (UTC)

if we can match the power of a dragon, we also match the power of the gods...

How many people do you reckon would be responsible for the death of each Elder Dragon lore-wise? Approximately five (the NPCs from books), or a far larger number?

I ask because if A = B, and A = C, then B must also = C. If it was one person (surely not!), then his power approximately equals that of the Elder Dragon, which puts that one person on relatively equal footing with each of the True Gods of Tyria. Obviously the more people responsible for the death of an Elder Dragon, the less power each explicitly has, however it's a concept that I've been pondering for a while now.

Let's only talk about human characters and gods for the sake of example. If an Elder Dragon is equal to or greater than a True God in terms of power, how many humans are equal to him / her? How many humans are equal in strength to a god? I've seen you discussing the role, strengths and relevance of the gods before (and basically everything else in lore :P), so I figured this may be something that you'd been thinking about. A F K When Needed 15:57, 12 September 2011 (UTC)

Impossible to tell at the moment. In regards to Edge of Destiny though, those five were vastly above the standard (much like the gw1 PCs and Jennah), Kralkatorrik also just woke up so was probably a bit drowsy (take a look at the Dragonbrand, Kralk had a clear goal - to get to Glint - but he swerved so much, unless he has a habit of zig-zagging in flight, he was sleepy and doing the in-the-air equivalent to staggering around), and they had three powerful weapons to help them (Glint, the spear, and Kralk's blood). At best, fighting Zhaitan will only have a weapon on par to the spear.

I'd guess it'd be far more than five though, considering there's the five from Destiny's Edge, the PC (and up to four other PCs), and then the NPCs of the order you chose (if not the others as well). It could end up being hundreds of NPCs running around in the background (I say background due to the amount of lag it'll cause if it was with the PC).

In official lore, I could only guess that Abaddon, while freshly breaking from his prison (and still able to be chained) thus not at full power, fought at least 24 people (14 heroes, Kormir, mister ambiguous Elonian hero, and the 8 henchmen of the outpost) who were blessed by the gods (they think that the gods did nothing, but I personally think they put a blessing on them which made them stronger and more resilient to Abaddon (I tend to jokingly pass the idea that dancing breaks this blessing hence the You Got Pwned autokill).

Likewise, Dhuum just broke free from his prison and would likely be weakened from that and while there was no blessing from the gods, there was aid from the seven Reapers and the number of mortals (who were also able to fight after their death due to where they were) is completely unknown.

Personally, I think the gods are overstated in their abilities when it comes to the tales told through lore. This is simply because humanity - or any mortal for that matter - never really got the chance to know the gods while being able to use magic themselves. It could be that the Khilbron became equal to the gods when he became a lich. It may be that he was just a pebble that could be crushed with Grenth brushing lint off of his shoulder (cookie if you get that reference).

tl;dr: It's currently not possible to tell the strength of either the gods or the Elder Dragons. With the out-of-universe context that the ED are stronger than the gods (and the in-universe context that they're on par), we'll be able to determine this only once we've beating Zhaitan.

Personally though, I can't help but think that the ED are being over-hyped in terms of their strength. Yes, they did a lot of damage, but Abaddon was able to twist Tyria while still imprisoned with his thoughts alone, and the ED are doing rather equal damage at only one time while awake. Why not do more since they woke up? Makes me wonder - you know, outside the fact that we need a world to play on. :P Konig/talk 16:39, 12 September 2011 (UTC)

Definitely interesting. :) Thanks for taking the time! A F K When Needed 17:12, 12 September 2011 (UTC)

Very interesting Konig. I've defended pretty much the same stance you have on the defeating Abaddon and Dhuum lore-wise. My guess is that in GW2 we'd have to severely weaken Zhaitan before we get to face him (or her, did the dragons ever get a definite gender?). Kill his lieutenants, use Magical Artifact X, destroy Magical Artefact Y, etc. --El_Nazgir 17:35, 12 September 2011 (UTC)

Only Kralkatorrik has a definitive gender - or at least as close to one as we can get, as Glint calls it a "him." Regarding how we fight the ED - it'll definably be changing based on the order one chooses. I bet you that the Vigil will seek out the spear made from Kralkatorrik's spine which Rytlock was going to use, while the Durmand Priory goes searching into the dwarven legends which mention Zhaitan, Jormag, and the Great Destroyer and will find some sort of weakness/develop some mega-spell through that. The Order of Whispers is said to want to put them back to sleep, but the only way I can think of doing that is to feed them one big ass turkey and have running water nearby. :p Konig/talk 17:44, 12 September 2011 (UTC)

Lol, you made me laugh so hard that I accidentally slapped my face xD My nose hurts. Could have been well placed for a Pinky and the Brain joke: "Are you pondering what I'm pondering?" - "I think so brain, but where are we going to find such a huge turkey?" --El_Nazgir 18:03, 12 September 2011 (UTC)

100+ questions to making a character

*mini-blog time!* Something that was posted on Guru2's recent OOC roleplay forum came to great interest of me. 100 Questions To Ask About Your Roleplaying Character; it listed a lot of things I never even thought of and I am seeing it as a very good way to make new characters, so that you don't have to think "what am I missing" you just look and see. I suggest this list, and its modified additional Q's related to GW2 also in the thread's first post, to anyone who has an interest in making stories for their character - be it roleplaying or just for fun. I think I may even find a way to implement this into a character template... Konig/talk 19:28, 15 September 2011 (UTC)

lol funny you're mentioning it I was just answering them in words! (copy pasted them) --The Holy Dragons 19:31, 15 September 2011 (UTC)

And once you have answered all those questions, it's always good to take the Mary Sue Test. ^^ Mediggo 19:42, 15 September 2011 (UTC)

The Archivists' Sanctum

Could I please...please...PLEASE...compose a theme for it (if you want one)? :) I have a lot more orchestral instruments now, and I would be willing to redo it if necessary! And I know how to (de)crescendo now.-- Shew 23:31, 21 September 2011 (UTC)

That sir, would be epic. Konig/talk 02:03, 22 September 2011 (UTC)

Awesome. Ok, does the guild have any lore behind it?-- Shew 02:08, 22 September 2011 (UTC)

Tis in development (aka yes, but its not finalized). Konig/talk 03:00, 22 September 2011 (UTC)

The Archivists' Sanctum's origins predate the original Guild Wars, then? Or should I simply wait until you're finished... Oh, and I agree, guild theme sounds epic. Mediggo 07:06, 22 September 2011 (UTC)

If by "predate the original Guild Wars" you mean from a player perspective no - it doesn't even predate the announcement of GW2 (the guild was made purely for GW2 in fact). If you mean the fanonical lore predating the Guild Wars, or predates the time GW1 takes place, then yes. Konig/talk 14:15, 22 September 2011 (UTC)

I suppose the former answered my question. I altered my charr character's background/bio very slightly, to mention his assignment to assist the guild's efforts in any way possible, which in practice means being part of the guild. I presumptiously referred to your character as a legionnare, as that is what Ash Legion player characters become in The Tribune's Call. You must have considered of your character's role in the legion after creating the Archivists' Sanctum, yes? Mediggo 14:25, 22 September 2011 (UTC)

The general idea for the backstory is a bit like Durmand Priory's precursor, but smaller and more precise in what it does - it's the spiritual successor of the Mage Lords (who were the direct successors of the Sacred Guards in my fanon). The Mage Lords was a group of six just as the Sacred Guards were, but the Archivists' Sanctum has no size to their limit, but they still are devouted to discovering magical hotspots and learning more (rather than the Durmand Priory who's focused solely on recording knowledge, the Archivists' Sanctum makes knowledge). Don't think Konig leading it will be part of his story (he's not even the leader of his warband) - maybe my norn will though, he'd be a perfect match for the guild (Konig will be part of it but not from a story standpoint).

However, I'm not going to be forcing the background lore onto those who like to have stories for their characters. Konig/talk 14:50, 22 September 2011 (UTC)

Oh, and I'm glad I changed my charr's warband name a few months ago - otherwise ours would be the same. :P Konig/talk 14:55, 22 September 2011 (UTC)

Knowledge is relative. I believe Durmand Priory's goals include searching for lost knowledge, and such research, alongside recording. Tbh, keeping record of everything would seem more fitting for a guild named the Archivists' Sanctum. That's how I feel like, at least. Anyways, I suppose I'll rewrite that addition to my character's backstory again later on. I don't want to create any conflicts, and am more than willing to alter my characters' stories according to guilds' fanon/lore, as well as to fit background/story/lore of any character they might be related to in one way or another. And yeah, I guess Dark warband will be quite a common sight in GW2. <_> Ah well. Might as well become a gladium or change warbands after completing GW2 personal story. Mediggo 15:21, 22 September 2011 (UTC)

(Reset indent) Good point on the keeping record bit. Like I said, I'm still working on perfecting the guild's fanon-lore. To players, its just a place for those who enjoy lore to get and play together; to characters, it's so much more. It's defining what that so much more is that's troublesome, especially since I don't want to clash too much with the order. I've thought of it being a sub-division of the Durmand Priory as well, established when the Mage Lords fell in the 800s (by the remaining 1-3 members of the Mage Lords).
@the warband name thing - Oh, mine will be too, but it has such a perfect joke to it that I can't remove it (think of what razor sounds like, you'll likely get the joke and figure out what the warband name is). At least we know that a warband name don't end with the warband itself - Doom is one such warband name. Konig/talk 15:29, 22 September 2011 (UTC)

So do all characters who are members of the guild believe in the Six (for music purposes)?-- Shew 16:49, 22 September 2011 (UTC)

I would argue no, since it'd be an inter-racial guild. Can't force charr to believe in the Six. It may have begun that way, and the origins are heavily tied into the Six, but it isn't now (1,000 years can do that to a group). Konig/talk 17:31, 22 September 2011 (UTC)

Maybe I'm missing something, but 1000 years? I thought there weren't six gods 1000 years ago. But noted.-- 130.160.138.75 17:35, 22 September 2011 (UTC)

I was rounding. Fine, 1,327 years ago! Konig/talk 17:41, 22 September 2011 (UTC)

To be clear, I mean before the time Abaddon was cast into Torment (e.g., before the Exodus). There was about 1,000 years of 5 gods, but before and after, there were Six. Konig/talk 17:42, 22 September 2011 (UTC)

Yeah, I forgot about Abaddon. Here's my progress. What do you think so far? When playing it from the keyboard, the drums don't sound too loud, but now that I've transferred it to the computer...they kinda do imo.-- Shew 03:10, 28 September 2011 (UTC)

Also, I'm kinda iffy about having the piano in there at all.-- Shew 14:32, 28 September 2011 (UTC)

Ok, I updated it. Removed all piano, balanced instruments, and changed it around a little bit. Same link, but here it is again.-- Shew 21:30, 28 September 2011 (UTC)

Just in case you missed it

Mediggo 13:33, 26 September 2011 (UTC)

Nightmare Before Christmas comes to my mind. That questionmark and all. - Infinite - talk 19:44, 26 September 2011 (UTC)

How I missed Infi's comment I do not know. That's hilarious. Konig/talk 16:06, 7 October 2011 (UTC)

scrolling

This actually changed it, mind if I undo the edit? A F K When Needed 21:32, 28 September 2011 (UTC)

Absolutely nothing should of changed. Exactly what did change? It will either be an issue of changed browsers or a forgotten/wrong line of coding. Konig/talk 22:13, 28 September 2011 (UTC)

...oops. A F K When Needed 23:01, 28 September 2011 (UTC)

I'm guessing you used a different browser then. Konig/talk 23:51, 28 September 2011 (UTC)

Ravenheart Gloom in fanon

→ moved from User talk:Konig Des Todes/Characters

Is Ravenheart Gloom part of Redeemed Realm in your fanon? Mediggo 05:07, 7 October 2011 (UTC)

"Ravenheart Gloom is a never-ending plane blanketed in darkness." What we see is only the edge, even in canon. Konig/talk 13:57, 7 October 2011 (UTC)

I see. A good idea making use of it. :P Mediggo 15:08, 7 October 2011 (UTC)

Edit summary (my talk page)

I'm pretty sure it didn't show because you used nowiki tags while using a quote template. You asked the wiki to ignore code, while asking it to use a template... which is code. It's like saying "What's 2 and 2? btw, no maths bro".

It's five in the morning so I'm operating at an IQ of about 12, but I'm pretty sure that's what happened. An equals sign should neither screw with the quote template, nor adversely impact the nowiki tags. A F K When Needed 03:52, 8 October 2011 (UTC)

Actually, I added the nowiki tags to make it show - there was an = in the text I quoted and = +parameter=crying template. Konig/talk 06:04, 8 October 2011 (UTC)

Fall of Gods

→ moved from User talk:Konig Des Todes/Fan Fiction/Fall of Gods/Template

woohoo new chapter! ^^ --The Holy Dragons 18:17, 13 October 2011 (UTC)

(((((:::::::))))) Yah!!!!-- Necro Shea Mo 03:09, 14 October 2011 (UTC)

New chapter? Try last chapter (is now up). ^^ Konig/talk 03:42, 20 October 2011 (UTC)

Last!? any new stories coming up? or taking a break for a while Konig? --The Holy Dragons 07:58, 20 October 2011 (UTC)

"any new stories coming up?" Yes. When I'll start posting is unknown though. But Primeval Darkness is next on the list atm - though I may skip to The Twin Blades sense that's more detailed out. Or I may take a break from Konig's tale and write up Fallen Paradise (which will be shorter, detailing Cypher's story, and is already completely planned out). One of the three. Konig/talk 17:55, 20 October 2011 (UTC)

I'd like Cypher's story (as I'm in LOVE with paragons) this could thus get interesting ^^ --The Holy Dragons 18:03, 20 October 2011 (UTC)

I was tempting to do Fallen Paradise first, as I am now wanting to expand Primeval Darkness from what I previously had (currently intended to be 11 chapters; I feel by adding a few (3-5) more, I can improve the quality of the story, issue is what to add in). And I would like to do Konig's story in chronological order, so I want to do Primeval Darkness before The Twin Blades. Konig/talk 18:06, 20 October 2011 (UTC)

König, you should write books. You'd make alot of money.-- Necro Shea Mo 05:39, 23 October 2011 (UTC)

I intend to. I just suck at finding a good publisher that I don't have to jump through loops with (I'm iffy on using an agent to do the dirty work for me, feels unnecessary and they can easily screw you over - plus, I don't want to work with Smith), though I think I recently found a good one that specializes in horror. I'll be sending short stories to their magazine sub-publishing group after I improve them (though they may be publish worthy now, I'd like to improve them if I can). I do have an idea for a horror novel brewing in my head, many novels, actually, so I may be writing it shortly. But first I want to publish a few short stories - step-by-step actions, ya know. Konig/talk 16:50, 23 October 2011 (UTC)

I think we'll be seeing you on the shelves one day. Assuming you get a publisher!-- Necro Shea Mo 03:05, 26 October 2011 (UTC)

(Reset indent) Not under Konig Des Todes though. Konig/talk 04:06, 26 October 2011 (UTC)

Well, that's a given.-- Necro Shea Mo 11:09, 26 October 2011 (UTC)

Golden sap etc.

I removed it because it sounded to poetic and un-encyclopedic and I couldn't think of a better way to phrase it. Yours sounds good though. --ஸ Kyoshi 21:14, 7 November 2011 (UTC)

UNDER ISTAN

I HAVE TO POST THIS SOMEWHERE FOR PEOPLE TO SEE! Thought your talk page would be fitting.-- Shew 22:23, 9 November 2011 (UTC)

^Zat you shrew, who made the picture?-- Necro Shea Mo 03:48, 10 November 2011 (UTC)

It was someone from Germany who may or may not be part of ArenaNet (the guy's name I have never seen before so who knows). Konig/talk 04:23, 10 November 2011 (UTC)

shrew, eh?-- Shew 04:50, 10 November 2011 (UTC)

Well obviously you're one of the oldest kinds of tiny rodents. Sharp front teeth too, they can kill a snake. Konig/talk 05:26, 10 November 2011 (UTC)

and a charr-- Shew 06:04, 10 November 2011 (UTC)

Sorry. Whenever I see your username, I read it as 'Shrew-make'. Sorry.-- Necro Shea Mo 04:29, 11 November 2011 (UTC)

beats "shoemaker"-- Shew 05:53, 11 November 2011 (UTC)

Eh, where'd that one come from?-- Necro Shea Mo 20:57, 11 November 2011 (UTC)

Shewmake sounds like shoemaker :) --The Holy Dragons 21:15, 11 November 2011 (UTC)

^ just proves my point; it's Shewmake, not Shewmaker! :p And Konig, way to kill my hopes and dreams by discovering that "fan art" tag on CGHub. :/-- Shew 23:38, 11 November 2011 (UTC)

Lol at this conversation (No offense, Shew).-- Necro Shea Mo 03:14, 12 November 2011 (UTC)

I didn't discover it, someone @Guru2 did. I only relayed it here to get it deleted faster. :D Konig/talk 05:43, 12 November 2011 (UTC)

@ Shew it was a typo but I cba'd to change it :P --The Holy Dragons 07:38, 12 November 2011 (UTC)

Ah, good thing. You almost earned yourself a virtual vendetta in GW2. And Konig, looks like we're even. Though, I have to say, you fooled me pretty well.-- Shew 05:38, 13 November 2011 (UTC)

Scythe animation

I apologize that this took so long to find. A F K When Needed 10:10, 12 November 2011 (UTC)

I don't claim to understand it, merely to like it. :P

It would appear to trigger on all staves while casting. So a spell with a two second cast time results in two seconds of looking even more badass.

Good times... good times... A F K When Needed 10:12, 12 November 2011 (UTC)

Problem?

Everywhere I seem to go, you appear. Is it just me or do you have difficulty understanding the idea of others and accepting that you're not always right? You seem to be unable to accept another person's opinions and blatantly force your own opinions upon them. --122.109.111.230 12:18, 23 November 2011 (UTC)

While I may disagree with people and partake in debates, I do not believe that I "blatantly force" my opinions on them - they're free to agree or disagree with me - nor am I "unable to accept another person's opinions". With how you come out to me, he-or-she-who-hides-him-or-herself, I'd have to say you are in the position you argue me to be. But this is merely from the appearance that you call me out on not accepting others' ideas simply because I am wherever you "seem to go", and don't even bother citing such an incident.

Well, mystery person, I accept your disagreement with how I act but as I do not know who you are, I fail to see why I should care for your complaint but I shall keep it in mind. Perhaps my wording is merely done in such a way that people find me assaulting, just as people think that I always look pissed off in person. Odd thing that is, just because I relax the muscles in my face and not smile, people think I'm annoyed with something. Oh the hilarity it was when I actually was annoyed! I had a classmate (this was in highschool, by the way) say that I looked as if possessed. Oh the joy that brought me, to see him with a face like he was shitting his pants. This person was a large ass, by the way - both physically and personality wise. I wonder if you're like him, or if you're actually a nice guy - or gal - who's just misreading my wording; though in the end I'm sure you think this of me.

So let me end my three paragraph lolrant to your three sentences with this: Why so serious? Konig/talk 20:55, 23 November 2011 (UTC)

Stories! I want more, more, more! ^^ -- Cyan 21:49, 23 November 2011 (UTC)

Once upon a time, there was a tower. In this tower lived a big meanie who trolled the interwebz. One day, someone on the interwebz got tired of the troll, so he donned the armor of 0s and 1s and assaulted the big meanie's tower. That someone hacked into the tower and fried it, deleting the troll's existence from the interwebz. The end. Konig/talk 22:36, 23 November 2011 (UTC)

Happy! ;) -- Cyan 23:02, 23 November 2011 (UTC)

The sequel is about the trolls family avenging him. They call upon the great forces of vandalism and spammery to defeat our hero admins and faithful lurkers, but through the power of RC whoring are they defeated in an epic battle! --El_Nazgir 23:58, 23 November 2011 (UTC)

A battle larger than that for LA! Millions of edits fall slain to the wrath of the Trolite family. Konig/talk 00:08, 24 November 2011 (UTC)

Misinterpretation is likely the reason. There's no way a person can determine what another was thinking (or their intentions) through text. I'm not quite sure if "El Nazgir" was implying that I am a troll. Sounds like more misinterpretation of text. --122.109.111.230 03:57, 24 November 2011 (UTC)

I wasn't implying anything, I was just continuing with the storytelling. Sorry if I confused you, but I can be quite random :P --El_Nazgir 16:04, 24 November 2011 (UTC)

(Reset indent) Neither story was about anyone in particular, just random randomness. Konig/talk 20:43, 24 November 2011 (UTC)

Mind if I...

Steal that character template of yours? I've been seeing other people use it and it looked nice, so I thought I'd come and ask you ;-) --El_Nazgir 14:35, 14 December 2011 (UTC)

No need to ask, it's there for people to use. I couldn't even claim full credit since its a modified version of Shew's original character template. Konig/talk 14:50, 14 December 2011 (UTC)

Ok, thanks! --El_Nazgir 14:54, 14 December 2011 (UTC)