Simon Blackgut

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Simon Blackgut is a charr in charge of maintaining the cannons at the Tela Range. They are part of the Black Warband.



These cannons are mighty impressive.
Talk more option tango.png They are impressive. What do you do around here?
I'm in charge of keeping the cannons nice and oiled. It's a messy job, but very important.
Talk more option tango.png What exactly does that entail?
Well, you have to gather skale oil sacs and squeeze the oil out of them. It isn't pretty.
Talk more option tango.png How did you end up with that job?
I was accused of spilling oil all over the cannon master. But, I didn't do it!
Talk end option tango.png Sure you didn't. Good luck with all this.
Talk end option tango.png I'm going to try to forget that, by leaving.
Talk end option tango.png Yuck, that sounds dirty. I'll leave you to it.
Talk more option tango.png Simon? Isn't that name a bit human?
Yes. Look, I don't want to talk about it. So if that's all you are interested in, you can shove off.
Talk more option tango.png What do you do around here? (Same as "They are impressive. What..." above)
Talk end option tango.png Don't be so touchy. I'm out of here.
Talk end option tango.png Ah, I've seen bigger. I'm out of here.
During the event Kill skritt to collect cannonballs
We got skritt in our stock of cannonballs! Little rats are stealing them.
Talk end option tango.png Really? How can I stop them?
Kill them all, nasty rodents, and bring the cannonballs back.
Talk end option tango.png Can do. Those skritt are dead!
Talk end option tango.png I'll stop those scoundrels!


During the event Kill skritt to collect cannonballs [verification requested]
I just saw one! Over there! Wait. It's gone.