Rescue Wark from the infatuated harpy matriarch

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Rescue Wark from the infatuated harpy matriarch

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Rescue Wark from the infatuated harpy matriarch is a level 47 event that occurs in Shattered Palisades.


  • Infatuated Harpy Matriarch
  • Event bar.jpg Event boss (tango icon).png
  • Time limit: 6:00


Reward tier Experience Karma Coin
Gold 3,293 Experience.png 230 Karma 53 Copper coin
Silver 2,799 Experience.png 196 Karma 45 Copper coin
Bronze 2,470 Experience.png 173 Karma 40 Copper coin
These are the expected rewards for a level 47 player. Higher level players receive dynamically adjusted rewards.
  • Wark will open his shop.





Event pre
Wark: Hmm. I see. Hmmm. Yes, yes, indeed! Hm! Hmm.
Event start
Wark: It is done! I call my perfume "Asuralations." Now, to try it out.
Wark: You may want to stand back. I'm about to attract a stampede of beauties!
Wark: I hear them! Their hearts beat as loud as the beating of wings!
Wark: Argh! Unhand me, abhorrent avian!
Wark: Where're you taking me? Help!
Wark: I'm not ready for this level of commitment!
Wark: Help! Help! Unna! Miss Ettinbreaker! Please!
Unna Ettinbreaker: Safe journey to you.
At camp
Unna Ettinbreaker: Why would they want him?
Unna Ettinbreaker: He annoys me, but not as much as the harpies do.
Unna Ettinbreaker: I guess I'll rescue him, if he doesn't come back soon.
Unna Ettinbreaker: It's been long enough. Even Wark deserves better.
At first harpy roost
Wark: At long last, a friendly face! Wait. You're not here to cuddle me, are you?
Wark: No? Good! Just get me away from these bothersome beasts!
At second harpy roost
Wark: My latest concoction has worked only too well. These frightful hussies might just get carried away with me!
Wark: Get me out of here! Somehow, anyhow, I don't care how!
Wark: No means no!
At third harpy roost
Wark: I never want to smell, hear, or see another harpy again! In that order!
Wark: If I survive this, I'll have to invent something so I'm not plagued by nightmares of incessant squawking.
At fourth harpy roost
Wark: Who would buy a product that gives you harpies?
Wark: I don't like the way those feathery fiends are looking at me.
Event success
Wark: You got here in the nick of time! If you hadn't rescued me, my brilliance would have fallen into obscurity.
Wark: Asuralations delivers potent pheromone persuasion! But who'd want a harpy attractor?
Wark: Hunters? The incredibly, incredibly lonely? No, no. I'll rework the formula. It'll work yet.
Wark: Miss? You sure you don't find me attractive? Come closer. Smell.
Unna Ettinbreaker: If I get any closer, it'll be to tenderize you for my dog's supper.
Wark: Never mind.
Wark: I need to redesign my perfume's attraction power. This calls for more research!
Wark: But first I should wash this off. Before we have any more...incidents.
Wark: I'd better do this in my tent. I'll be back. I shouldn't be long.
Wark: I'm feeling superlative! Now to rework this formula.
Event failure
Wark: You can't do this to me, you frowzy slattern!
Veteran Infatuated Harpy Matriarch: It smells delicious! Mm-mm-mmm.
Wark: Do you know who you're kidnapping? You'll never get away with this...will you?
Wark: Yes, yes. You're a fine specimen of the avifauna of this area.
Wark: However, I must insist that you keep your talons to yourself. I am, by no means, that kind of ...snack.
Wark: I welcome your assistance. Better late than never.
Wark: I'd better do this in my tent. I'll be back. I shouldn't be long.
Wark: I'm feeling superlative! Now to rework this formula.