Rescue Wark from the infatuated harpy matriarch

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Rescue Wark from the infatuated harpy matriarch

Location
Shattered Palisades
(Blazeridge Steppes)
Event type
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Dynamic event
Level
47
Preceded by
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Gather harpy glands for Wark's perfume project
Interactive map

Interactive map

Rescue Wark from the infatuated harpy matriarch is a level 47 event that occurs in Shattered Palisades.

Objectives[edit]

  • Infatuated Harpy Matriarch
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    Event boss (tango icon).png
  • Time limit: 6:00

Rewards[edit]

  • Wark will open his shop.
Reward tier Experience Karma Coin
Gold 3,293
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230 Karma.png 53 Copper coin
Silver 2,799
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196 Karma.png 45 Copper coin
Bronze 2,470
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173 Karma.png 40 Copper coin
These are the expected rewards for a level 47 player. Higher level players receive dynamically adjusted rewards.

NPCs[edit]

Allies[edit]

Foes[edit]

Dialogue[edit]

Event pre
Wark: It is done! I call my perfume "Asuralations." Now, to try it out.
Wark: You may want to stand back. I'm about to attract a stampede of beauties!
Wark: I hear them! Their hearts beat as loud as the beating of wings!
Wark: Argh! Unhand me, abhorrent avian!
Wark: Where are you taking me? Help!
Wark: I'm not ready for this level of commitment!
Wark: Help! Help! Unna! Miss Ettinbreaker! Please!
Unna Ettinbreaker: Safe journey to you.
Event start
Unna Ettinbreaker: Why would they want him?
Unna Ettinbreaker: He annoys me, but not as much as the harpies do.
Unna Ettinbreaker: I guess I'll rescue him, if he doesn't come back soon.
Wark: At long last, a friendly face! Wait. You're not here to cuddle me, are you?
Wark: No? Good! Just get me away from these bothersome beasts!
Wark: Are you checking to see if I'm alive? Get this infatuated harpy away from me!
Wark: My latest concotion has worked only too well. These frightful hussies might just get carried away with me!
Wark: Get me out of here! Somehow, anyhow, I don't care how!
Wark: No means no!
Wark: I never want to smell, hear, or see another harpy again! In that order!
Wark: If I survive this, I'll have to invent something so I'm not plagued by nightmares of incessant squawking.
Wark: Who would buy a product that gives you harpies?
Wark: I don't like the way those feathery fiends are looking at me.
Event success
Wark: You got here in the nick of time! If you hadn't rescued me, my brilliance would have fallen into obscurity.
Wark: Asuralations delivers potent pheromone persuasion! But who'd want a harpy attractor?
Wark: Hunters? The incredibly lonely? No, no. I'll rework the formula. It'll work yet.
Wark: Miss? You sure you don't find me attractive? Come closer. Smell.
Unna Ettinbreaker: If I get any closer, it'll be to tenderize you for my dog's supper.
Wark: Never mind.
Wark: I need to redesign my perfume's attraction power. This calls for more research!
Wark: But first I should wash this off. Before we have any more... incidents.
Wark: I'd better do this in my tent. I'll be back. I shouldn't be long.
Event failure
Wark: You can't do this to me, you frowzy slattern!
Veteran Infatuated Harpy Matriarch It smells delicious! Mm-mm-mmm.
Wark: Do you know who you're kidnapping? You'll never get away with this...will you?
Wark: Yes, yes. You're a fine specimen of the avifauna of this area.
Wark: However, I must insist that you keep your talons to yourself. I am, by no means, that kind of ...snack.
Wark: AAHHHHH!
Wark: I welcome your assistance. Better late than never.
Wark: I'd better do this in my tent. I'll be back. I shouldn't be long.
Wark: I'm feeling superlative! Now to rework this formula.