Madly Funny Joke
“6
Madly Funny JokeInvoke the spirit of Mad King Thorn to tell a madly hilarious joke.
6 Costume Brawl Daze (3s): ...
Radius: 200
— In-game description
Notes[edit]
- Gives the character the Costume Brawler effect for participating in Costume Brawl if they aren't already.
- The joke that plays is random and players may not all hear the same joke.
- The male and female voices tell different jokes.
Jokes[edit]
Female Voice[edit]
Q: When is a thief neither right or left handed?
A: When he's caught RED handed!
Q: When is a Quaggan like a chicken?
A: When it has flown the Cooooop.
Q: How many Asura does it take to screw in a fuse?
A: Three. One to screw it in and two to tell them how they'd've have done better.
Q: What's the difference between a Norn and an Asura?
A: About 6 feet!
Q: Why do Asura have such big ears?
A: All the better to hear the screams of their test subjects.
Q: Why did the Norn "Become the Bear"?
A: Because "Become the Arrogant Loudmouth" was already taken by the Asura.
Q: Why can't Orrians control their Armies?
A: Because they keep falling out of their Sleevies!
Q: When is a Human like a Charr?
A: NEVER!
Q: What's the difference between someone who doesn't laugh at my jokes and a corpse?
A: I don't know either.
Q: Mother says I have a good head on my shoulders. She says I'm bright.
A: Today for the first time, I proved her right.
Q: How do you survive an encounter with a dragon?
A: Run faster than Snaff!
Q: How do you know when a Charr likes you?
A: He asks for seconds.
Q: What does a king do when he burps?
A: He issues a royal pardon.
Q: How do you mend a Jack-o-Lantern?
A: With a Pumpkin Patch!
Q: I just overcharged an Asura. Good thing she was really dumb. WHAT?
Q: If Charr were civilized...they'd be human!
Q: A Hylek once invited me to dinner at the last minute, but I told him I don't eat on the fly!
Q: When a Sylvari trims her toenails, can you root the clippings in water?
Q: I have to wonder. Are Sylvari ever tempted to make hedge animals of themselves?
Q: Sometimes I wonder things, like, do Norn need a step ladder to reach their fancy dishes?
Male Voice[edit]
Q: How does a Dwarf sleep?
A: Like a ROCK!
Q: What goes HA HA HA, plop.
A: Someone laughing his head off.
Q: What sinks to the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
A: A nervous wreck!
Q: Which spirits do Norn revere the most?
A: Home brewed of course.
Q: What's the best way to cook Ascalonian Roast?
A: CHARRbroil it!
Q: What has more lives than a cat?
A: A Hylek! It croaks many times a day!
Q: Why do adventurers want to die with their boots on?
A: So they don't stub their toe when they kick the bucket!
Q: When is a Norn like an Asura?
A: When the Asura has his beer goggles on!
Q: I knew a Norn who made his legend by belching the Alphabet. (BURP)
Q: Now I like Sylvari, but I hear their BARK is worse than their bite.
Q: I told an Inquest member I'd kill him if he didn't hand over his skritt prisoner and he said "I don't give a skritt!"
Q: Hug a Hylek today! This message brought to you by the Make a Wart Foundation.
Q: I once met a Norn so stubborn, I was sure he followed the spirit of Jackass.
Q: I just flew in from the underworld, boy are my arms tired.
Q: Sometimes I wonder things, like, do Asura have golems that clean up after their golems?
Q: Sometimes I wonder things, like, do Charr get hairballs?
Q: Ever hear the one about the Asura who had lots of friends? Me neither!
Q: This costume itches. I don't know which would be worse being stuck in the Mad King's Realm or stuck in his underwear. Ew that didn't come out right...
