Drive the skritt from Brill Alliance lab

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Drive the skritt from Brill Alliance lab

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Drive the skritt from Brill Alliance lab is a level 7 dynamic event that occurs in Voloxian Passage near Brill Alliance Labs.


  • Skritt solidarity: x%


Reward tier Experience Karma Coin
Gold 403 Experience.png 50 Karma 11 Copper coin
Silver 343 Experience.png 43 Karma 10 Copper coin
Bronze 303 Experience.png 38 Karma Copper coin
These are the expected rewards for a level 7 player. Higher level players receive dynamically adjusted rewards.
  • Lemm opens her shop.





When event starts:

Yerkk: Let the experimenting begin! Have no fear. This won't hurt one bit.
Yerkk: IQ test question 125. The NL4534 [sic] has three fuschia, two teal, and one indigo circuit. How many circuits does it have?
Skritt Forager: Huh? What's a fuschia?
Lemm: IQ test question 156. A golem's energy core standard temperature is fifty-two degrees. It will overheat if it reaches three hundred eighty-two degrees.
Lemm: If the energy core heats up three degrees every twenty-two minutes, how long will it take for the golem to overheat?
Skritt Forager: You talk funny, and you smell that way too.
Yerkk: Most interesting. Subject can't even answer the simplest of questions.
Lemm: (sigh) Try another question.
Yerkk: IQ test question 372. What is 25 times 63?
Skritt Forager: One? One. (laugh) No, wait. I've got it. One thousand five hundred and seventy five. It's time, gang.
Lemm: What? How is that possible?
Skritt Forager: Surprise! Here's how it's gonna be, morons. We're in charge now.
Skritt Forager: Now, you get to be OUR lab monkeys. Dance, monkeys, dance!
Yerkk: Oh, fiddle! They have the upper hand!

Upon completion:

Lemm: Well, it's nice to have our lab back. Perhaps we can study more sensible things, now? Like...oh...say...magical explosions!
Yerkk: Nonsense. That last experiment was a rousing success. Beyond my expectations. I must know more.


  • Success of this event resets the event chain.