Drive the skritt from Brill Alliance lab

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Drive the skritt from Brill Alliance lab

Location
Voloxian Passage
(Metrica Province)
Event type
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Dynamic event
Level
7
Heart
Help Brill Alliance study the skritt
Preceded by
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Defend Yerkk while he isolates skritt for his IQ experiment
Followed by
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Help Qabb make it out of the Serpentwind with his research
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Drive the skritt from Brill Alliance lab is a level 7 dynamic event that occurs in Voloxian Passage near Brill Alliance Labs.

Objectives[edit]

  • Skritt solidarity: x%

Rewards[edit]

Reward tier Experience Karma Coin
Gold 403
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50 Karma.png 11 Copper coin
Silver 343
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43 Karma.png 10 Copper coin
Bronze 303
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38 Karma.png Copper coin
These are the expected rewards for a level 7 player. Higher level players receive dynamically adjusted rewards.
  • Lemm opens his shop

Dialogue[edit]

When event starts:

Yerkk: Let the experimenting begin! Have no fear. This won't hurt one bit.
Yerkk: IQ test question 125. The NL4534
[sic]
has three fuschia, two teal, and one indigo circuit. How many circuits does it have?
Skritt Forager: Huh? What's a fuschia?
Lemm: IQ test question 156. A golem's energy core standard temperature is fifty-two degrees. It will overheat if it reaches three hundred eighty-two degrees.
Lemm: If the energy core heats up three degrees every twenty-two minutes, how long will it take for the golem to overheat?
Skritt Forager: You talk funny, and you smell that way too.
Yerkk: Most interesting. Subject can't even answer the simplest of questions.
Lemm: (sigh) Try another question.
Yerkk: IQ test question 372. What is 25 times 63?
Skritt Forager: One? One. (laugh) No, wait. I've got it. One thousand five hundred and seventy five. It's time, gang.
Lemm: What? How is that possible?
Skritt Forager: Surprise! Here's how it's gonna be, morons. We're in charge now.
Skritt Forager: Now, you get to be OUR lab monkeys. Dance, monkeys, dance!
Yerkk: Oh, fiddle! They have the upper hand!

Upon completion:

Lemm: Well, it's nice to have our lab back. Perhaps we can study more sensible things, now? Like...oh...say...magical explosions!
Yerkk: Nonsense. That last experiment was a rousing success. Beyond my expectations. I must know more.

Notes[edit]

  • Success of this event resets the event chain.