Captain Smash is a golem owned by Bouncer Kinna and is a bouncer at the Crow's Nest Tavern. After the attack on Lion's Arch, they were both found briefly in Icegate Gorge after collapsing the pass. After the city was rebuilt, they both moved to the new Order of Whispers Headquarters in the Commodore's Quarter.
- CAPTAIN—SMASH—DOES—NOT—WANT—TO—HAVE—TO—SMASH—YOU. BUT—CAPTAIN—SMASH—WILL—IF—CAPTAIN—SMASH—MUST—BECAUSE—THAT—IS—WHAT—CAPTAIN—SMASH—DOES. SO—PLAY—NICE.
- I will, don't worry.