Captain Penzan

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Captain Penzan was a former member of the Captain's Council, and currently leads the eponymous Penzan Privateers.



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Event shield (tango icon).png Defend Captain Penzan until he recovers his hidden treasure (48)


Hello again, my fine friend! I trust you're enjoying life amongst the ranks of my privateers?
Talk more option tango.png I think I've had too much rum...who are you, again?
Why I'm Captain Penzan, formerly of the Captain's Council, currently of the Penzan Privateers. Surely you've heard of me.
Talk more option tango.png I'm looking for a job. Do you need anything?
Need? Clearly, my crew has all they could ever want!
Talk more option tango.png Why are they brawling and fighting so much, then?
Oh, now, that's just the crew having some harmless fun. You should join in!
Talk end option tango.png Thanks. Maybe I will.


I am the very model of a modern pirate general,
I've information magical, mathematical and mineral.
I know the Queens of Kryta and can cite matters historical,
From Bloodstones to the dragon spawn in order categorical.
In fact, I write my washing bills in old Canthan cuneiform.
I'll tell you every detail sewn on Caudecus's uniform.
The skills and builds of warfare are essential to my strategy,
You'll say a better pirate general has never sat-a-gee,
For when you know the habits of the Charr and the Elonians
When you can tell at sight a Kurzick from an Ascalonian,
You'll know my martial knowledge, quite extensive and still myriad,
Has only been updated for the Interregnum period!
But still in matters magical, mathematical, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern pirate general!