Captain Penzan
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Captain Penzan is a former member of the Captain's Council, and currently leads the eponymous Penzan Privateers.
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- Prior to completing the heart
- Well met, my friend! Have you come to enjoy my famous hospitality?
- Need? Clearly, my crew has all they could ever want!
- Oh, now, that's just the crew having some harmless fun. You should join in!
- Thanks. Maybe I will.
Why are they brawling and fighting so much, then?
- Good for you.
I was wondering if you need anything.
- Why I'm Captain Penzan, formerly of the Captain's Council, currently of the Penzan Privateers. Surely you've heard of me.
- I'm looking for a job. Do you need anything? (same as "I was wondering if you need anything.")
- Nope, never heard of you.
Who are you?
- During Defend Captain Penzan until he recovers his hidden treasure
- Well met, my friend! Is there something I can do for you?
- My first mate and I are on a little excurions, you see. Just fetching a little buried treasure to pay for the crew's merrymaking.
- You don't need treasure. Join my crew and you'll have everything you'll ever need! Fame, glory, and fine spirits... lots of fine spirits.
- If you want. Elsewise just head back to Moriarity's Hold and await my triumphant return.
- Okay.
Okay, so you want me to come with you, then?
- I'd rather just have the treasure.
If I help you, will you give me some of the treasure?
- Are you some sort of pirate captain, or something? (same as "Who are you?")
- Good luck
What are you doing?
- What are you doing? (same as "What are you doing?" above)
- Nope, never heard of you.
Who are you? (same as "Who are you?")
- Nope.
- After completing the heart
- Hello again, my fine friend! I trust you're enjoying life amongst the ranks of my privateers?
- Why I'm Captain Penzan, formerly of the Captain's Council, currently of the Penzan Privateers. Surely you've heard of me.
- Need? Clearly, my crew has all they could ever want!
- Oh, now, that's just the crew having some harmless fun. You should join in!
- Thanks. Maybe I will.
Why are they brawling and fighting so much, then?
I'm looking for a job. Do you need anything?
I think I've had too much rum...who are you, again?
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- Captain Penzan is a reference to Gilbert and Sullivan's The Pirates of Penzance. At certain times, he will sing a parody of the Major-General's Song:
- I am the very model of a modern pirate general,
- I've information magical, mathematical and mineral.
- I know the Queens of Kryta and can cite matters historical,
- From Bloodstones to the dragon spawn in order categorical.
- In fact, I write my washing bills in old Canthan cuneiform.
- I'll tell you every detail sewn on Caudecus's uniform.
- The skills and builds of warfare are essential to my strategy,
- You'll say a better pirate general has never sat-a-gee,
- For when you know the habits of the Charr and the Elonians
- When you can tell at sight a Kurzick from an Ascalonian,
- You'll know my martial knowledge, quite extensive and still myriad,
- Myriad...myriad...myriad...ah!
- Has only been updated for the Interregnum period!
- But still in matters magical, mathematical, and mineral,
- I am the very model of a modern pirate general!