Professor Smoll
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Professor Smoll is an asuran inventor that can be found in Lions Arch during April Fools' Day 2024. They[1] are seeking help to test their latest invention.
Location[edit]
Items offered[edit]
- April Fools' Curios
| Item | Type | Rarity | Cost |
|---|---|---|---|
 Fool's Tall Tonic |
Utility item | Exotic | 100 
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 Serious Potion |
Utility item | Rare | 100
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 Fool's Dog Treat |
Utility item | Masterwork | 100
|
 Spiked Choya Psionic Tonic |
Tonic, Gizmo | Exotic | 1
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 Chatoyant Elixir |
Utility item | Ascended | 5  + 1 
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 Chatoyant Lens |
Accessory | Rare | 10
|
Dialogue[edit]
- First interaction
- Excelsior, brave volunteer! I trust you are here out of interest in my latest fantastical invention—certain to upend Tyria's height-based societal structure!
I'm comfortable with my self-image but also eager to help. Tell me more.
- My new elixir, the Fool's Tall Tonic, will dramatically change your height! Well, your perception of your height. And that of others around you, I just need you to try it in various situations!
- Perfect—I get into various situations all the time!
- Excelsior! I'll handle all the paperwork and provide you with a few test tonics; if these run out, I can make more with a few reagents. Have a wonderful time and scientific excursion!
- I can't wait to try this out during all of my adventures! Awards Fear Not This Height
One of my resolutions this year is to stop volunteering for experimental trials. Sorry.
- Sorry, I was on my way to save the world and took a wrong turn.
- Subsequent interactions
- Excelsior, brave volunteer! I trust you are here out of interest in my latest fantastical invention—certain to upend Tyria's height-based societal structure!
Show me the achievements.
I need more tonics and perhaps other miscellaneous exciting goods.- I'm comfortable with my self-image but also eager to help. Tell me more.
- My new elixir, the Fool's Tall Tonic, will dramatically change your height! Well, your perception of your height. And that of others around you, I just need you to try it in various situations!
- Perfect—I get into various situations all the time!
- Excelsior! I'll handle all the paperwork and provide you with a few test tonics; if these run out, I can make more with a few reagents. Have a wonderful time and scientific excursion!
- I can't wait to try this out during all of my adventures!
- One of my resolutions this year is to stop volunteering for experimental trials. Sorry.
- So do these tonics make me taller, or just make everything look taller?
- Who can say for sure? Science is inherently an unknowable mystery.
- ...What?
- Do you know what the deal is with all these dogs and cats?
- Regrettably, I cannot ascertain who let the dogs and giant cats out.
- I have my suspicions, but I will keep them to myself.
- Sorry, I was on my way to save the world and took a wrong turn.
Quotes[edit]
- Greets
- Welcome.
- Excelsior.
- No refunds!
- Are you here to purchase something?
- There is no profit in the Eternal Alchemy.
Related achievements[edit]
Heights of Glory: Fear Not This Height — Talk with Professor Smoll in Lion's Arch to learn more about their latest creation. (0
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Trivia[edit]
- "Smol" (one L) is internet slang for a person or thing that is particularly small and cute.
References[edit]
- ^ The related achievement refers to Professor Smoll as they/them.
