Barely Functioning Jade Tech
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Barely Functioning Jade Tech
- Location
- Brotherhood Woodlands
(The Echovald Wilds) - Interact
- Yes
- Destructible
- No
Barely Functioning Jade Tech are scattered around the Ingenuity Square.
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Heart involvement[edit]
Dialogue[edit]
- As you open the machine up, you note a spare part sitting next to it, with markings on one side that look brand new.
- Spray glue all over the interior.
- Roughly unplug all the arcane connections.
- Further loosen the rattling mechanism. (10% suspicion)
- The machine sparks and shakes, then begins to emit noxious fumes. You suspect you broke it a little TOO well...
- This can't be good...
- Jade Brotherhood Inventor: Hey, that's mine! Go salvage your own parts!
- Swap out all the new parts with old ones. (0% suspicion)
- You pull out the newer part and swap back in the old. Almost immediately, a clicking starts up. You shut the panel, and the machine clicks to a halt.
- Step away from the machine.
- Jade Brotherhood Inventor: MORE faulty parts? Gonna give the salvage team a piece of my mind...
- What should I be doing with this?
- This equipment has been poorly fixed. Undoing that specific fix would break this item without drawing too much suspicion in your direction.
- How will I know which fix to undo?
- Maybe there's a guide nearby that can help? As disorganized as the Jade Brotherhood is, they must have some kind of method to this!
- Right. Let me take another look at this... (returns to beginning)
- I'll deal with this later.
- Right. Let me take another look at this... (returns to beginning)
- I'll deal with this later.
- Leave the machine alone.
- The machine seems to be functioning, but there's a faint rattling sound.
- Spray glue all over the interior. (10% suspicion)
- The machine sparks and shakes, then begins to emit noxious fumes. You suspect you broke it a little TOO well...
- This can't be good...
- Jade Brotherhood Inventor: You want to get zapped? Touch my stuff again, and I'll zap you. You won't like it.
- Roughly unplug all the arcane connections. (10% suspicion)
- The machine sparks and shakes, then begins to emit noxious fumes. You suspect you broke it a little TOO well...
- This can't be good...
- Jade Brotherhood Inventor: You want to get zapped? Touch my stuff again, and I'll zap you. You won't like it.
- Further loosen the rattling mechanism. (0% suspicion)
- The machine runs a bit longer, the rattling gradually growing in volume. You have enough time to close the panel and look casual before it grinds to a halt.
- Step away from the machine.
- Jade Brotherhood Inventor: Is it the coupling again? (sigh) I don't understand what's wrong...
- Swap out all the new parts with old ones. (10% suspicion)
- The machine sparks and shakes, then begins to emit noxious fumes. You suspect you broke it a little TOO well...
- This can't be good...
- Jade Brotherhood Inventor: You're trying to make me look bad in front of Chul-Moo, aren't you?
- What should I be doing with this?
- Leave the machine alone.
- You note small singe marks inside the machine, as if something inside had been sparking.
- Spray glue all over the interior.
- Roughly unplug all the arcane connections. (0% suspicion)
- You check the connections and find several loose ones, which you gently unplug. Moments after closing the panel, you hear the crack of sparks and the machine shudders to a halt.
- Step away from the machine.
- Jade Brotherhood Inventor: That's still broken? I thought it'd be an easy fix...
- Further loosen the rattling mechanism.
- Swap out all the new parts with old ones.
- What should I be doing with this?
- Leave the machine alone.
- You open a panel on the machine and see an oily residue on many parts, as if a solvent had recently been applied to fix a gummy buildup.
- Spray glue all over the interior. (0% suspicion)
- The glue slides off the solvent at first, but it soon adheres. As you close the panel you hear things gradually grinding to a halt.
- Step away from the machine.
- Jade Brotherhood Inventor: MORE faulty parts? Gonna give the salvage team a piece of my mind...
- Roughly unplug all the arcane connections. (10% suspicion)
- The machine sparks and shakes, then begins to emit noxious fumes. You suspect you broke it a little TOO well...
- This can't be good...
- Jade Brotherhood Inventor: Gee, thanks for making EVEN MORE work for me...
- Further loosen the rattling mechanism.
- Swap out all the new parts with old ones. (10% suspicion)
- The machine sparks and shakes, then begins to emit noxious fumes. You suspect you broke it a little TOO well...
- This can't be good...
- What should I be doing with this?
- Leave the machine alone.