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Barely Functioning Jade Tech

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Barely Functioning Jade Tech

Barely Functioning Jade Tech.jpg

Location
Brotherhood Woodlands
(The Echovald Wilds)
Interact
Yes
Destructible
No

Barely Functioning Jade Tech are scattered around the Ingenuity Square.

Location[edit]

Cantha

Heart involvement[edit]

Complete heart (map icon).png Infiltrate and sabotage operations in the Jade Brotherhood headquarters (80)

Dialogue[edit]

As you open the machine up, you note a spare part sitting next to it, with markings on one side that look brand new.
Talk more option tango.png Spray glue all over the interior.
Talk more option tango.png Roughly unplug all the arcane connections.
Talk more option tango.png Further loosen the rattling mechanism. (10% suspicion)
The machine sparks and shakes, then begins to emit noxious fumes. You suspect you broke it a little TOO well...
Talk end option tango.png This can't be good...
Jade Brotherhood Inventor: Hey, that's mine! Go salvage your own parts!
Talk more option tango.png Swap out all the new parts with old ones. (0% suspicion)
You pull out the newer part and swap back in the old. Almost immediately, a clicking starts up. You shut the panel, and the machine clicks to a halt.
Talk end option tango.png Step away from the machine.
Jade Brotherhood Inventor: MORE faulty parts? Gonna give the salvage team a piece of my mind...
Talk more option tango.png What should I be doing with this?
This equipment has been poorly fixed. Undoing that specific fix would break this item without drawing too much suspicion in your direction.
Talk more option tango.png How will I know which fix to undo?
Maybe there's a guide nearby that can help? As disorganized as the Jade Brotherhood is, they must have some kind of method to this!
Talk more option tango.png Right. Let me take another look at this... (returns to beginning)
Talk end option tango.png I'll deal with this later.
Talk more option tango.png Right. Let me take another look at this... (returns to beginning)
Talk end option tango.png I'll deal with this later.
Talk end option tango.png Leave the machine alone.
The machine seems to be functioning, but there's a faint rattling sound.
Talk more option tango.png Spray glue all over the interior. (10% suspicion)
The machine sparks and shakes, then begins to emit noxious fumes. You suspect you broke it a little TOO well...
Talk end option tango.png This can't be good...
Jade Brotherhood Inventor: You want to get zapped? Touch my stuff again, and I'll zap you. You won't like it.
Talk more option tango.png Roughly unplug all the arcane connections. (10% suspicion)
The machine sparks and shakes, then begins to emit noxious fumes. You suspect you broke it a little TOO well...
Talk end option tango.png This can't be good...
Jade Brotherhood Inventor: You want to get zapped? Touch my stuff again, and I'll zap you. You won't like it.
Talk more option tango.png Further loosen the rattling mechanism. (0% suspicion)
The machine runs a bit longer, the rattling gradually growing in volume. You have enough time to close the panel and look casual before it grinds to a halt.
Talk end option tango.png Step away from the machine.
Jade Brotherhood Inventor: Is it the coupling again? (sigh) I don't understand what's wrong...
Talk more option tango.png Swap out all the new parts with old ones. (10% suspicion)
The machine sparks and shakes, then begins to emit noxious fumes. You suspect you broke it a little TOO well...
Talk end option tango.png This can't be good...
Jade Brotherhood Inventor: You're trying to make me look bad in front of Chul-Moo, aren't you?
Talk more option tango.png What should I be doing with this?
Talk end option tango.png Leave the machine alone.
You note small singe marks inside the machine, as if something inside had been sparking.
Talk more option tango.png Spray glue all over the interior.
Talk more option tango.png Roughly unplug all the arcane connections. (0% suspicion)
You check the connections and find several loose ones, which you gently unplug. Moments after closing the panel, you hear the crack of sparks and the machine shudders to a halt.
Talk end option tango.png Step away from the machine.
Jade Brotherhood Inventor: That's still broken? I thought it'd be an easy fix...
Talk more option tango.png Further loosen the rattling mechanism.
Talk more option tango.png Swap out all the new parts with old ones.
Talk more option tango.png What should I be doing with this?
Talk end option tango.png Leave the machine alone.
You open a panel on the machine and see an oily residue on many parts, as if a solvent had recently been applied to fix a gummy buildup.
Talk more option tango.png Spray glue all over the interior. (0% suspicion)
The glue slides off the solvent at first, but it soon adheres. As you close the panel you hear things gradually grinding to a halt.
Talk end option tango.png Step away from the machine.
Jade Brotherhood Inventor: MORE faulty parts? Gonna give the salvage team a piece of my mind...
Talk more option tango.png Roughly unplug all the arcane connections. (10% suspicion)
The machine sparks and shakes, then begins to emit noxious fumes. You suspect you broke it a little TOO well...
Talk end option tango.png This can't be good...
Jade Brotherhood Inventor: Gee, thanks for making EVEN MORE work for me...
Talk more option tango.png Further loosen the rattling mechanism.
Talk more option tango.png Swap out all the new parts with old ones. (10% suspicion)
The machine sparks and shakes, then begins to emit noxious fumes. You suspect you broke it a little TOO well...
Talk end option tango.png This can't be good...
Talk more option tango.png What should I be doing with this?
Talk end option tango.png Leave the machine alone.