This is my userspace. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My userspace is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My userspace, without me, is useless. Without my userspace, I am useless. I must edit my userspace true. I must contribute faster than my enemy who is trying to contribute too. I must contribute before he contributes. I will...
My userspace and myself know that what counts in this war is not the edits we make, the length of our edit, nor the number of edits. We know that it is the useful contributions that count. We will contribute...
My userspace is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its talkpages and its history. I will ever guard it against the ravages of vandalism and edit wars as I will ever guard my legs, my arms, my eyes and my heart against edit wars. I will keep my userpage clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...
Before Balthazar, I swear this creed. My userpage and myself are the defenders of my Wiki. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life. So be it, until victory is Tyria's and there is no enemy, but peace!
