Defeat Azalus Poisontongue
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Defeat Azalus Poisontongue
- Location
- Village of Butcher's Block
(Diessa Plateau) - Event type
Dynamic event- Part of
- A Celebration of Meat
- Level
- 16
- API
- API
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Defeat Azalus Poisontongue is a level 16 event that occurs in Village of Butcher's Block. Poisontongue wanders around the village annoying people. Eventually he turns neutral and the evebt appears. Defeating Poisontongue turns him into an event merchant.
Objectives[edit]
- Azalus Poisontongue
Rewards[edit]
| Reward tier | Experience | Karma | Coin |
|---|---|---|---|
| Gold | 647 
|
90 
|
21 
|
| Silver | 550
|
77
|
18
|
| Bronze | 485
|
68
|
16
|
These are the expected rewards for a level 16 player. Higher level players receive dynamically adjusted rewards.
NPCs[edit]
Foes[edit]
Dialogue[edit]
- When the event is ready to start
- Azalus Poisontongue: Everything's better with bacon. Looking at your gut, I'd say you agree.
- Azalus Poisontongue: laugh) Now I've seen everything. Has anyone ever told you you've got a cabbage head?
- Azalus Poisontongue: Rawr. Hey, kitten. Yeah, I'm talking to you. Come sit by Az so I can ignore you up close.
- Azalus Poisontongue: You lost? The little cub's room is out back. Don't wet your fur.
- Event start
- Azalus Poisontongue: (yawn) Time to give the ol' legs a good stretch.
- Roaming around village before fight
- Azalus Poisontongue: Woah! You two are so puny that if you had cubs together, somebody might mistake 'em for human.
- Soldier (1): He didn't just...
- Soldier (2): Oh yes, he did.
- Azalus Poisontongue: I'm just sayin'...
- Azalus Poisontongue: You look like you've seen a battle or two. You ever learn how to block?
- Fang Foulgut: What?
- Azalus Poisontongue: With scars like those, you must be lousy on the field. I once met a human who—
- Fang Foulgut: Flame off.
- Rija Firemasher: Get the flame out of here, Azalus. You're drunk.
- Azalus Poisontongue: I got to be drunk to come see you. It's the only time I can stand lookin' at you.
- Rija Firemasher: You better get used to dry rations, skritthead, cuz someday, I'm gonna slip a surprise in your stew. Now, get away from me!
- Azalus Poisontongue: What kind of idiot they got grilling around here?
- Rend Sunderscorch: Soldier, you're out of line. Keep your bile to yourself or I'll shackle you in irons until you sober up.
- Cook: Yeah! What he said. Nobody needs your biles.
- Azalus Poisontongue: (snort) That's bile, no "s," you moron.
- During fight
- Azalus Poisontongue: I'm gonna s...smash you like the bug you are.
- Azalus Poisontongue: You call that fighting? Looks like you got an itch you can't scratch.
- Upon reaching 25% health, before healing himself
- Azalus Poisontongue: Okay, now I'm getting serious. I can't let a scrawny little skritt like you beat me!
- Event success
- Azalus Poisontongue: Flaming tails! Okay! I'll behave.
- Azalus Poisontongue: I guess I better sober up and get back to my guard post, huh? Thanks for spoiling my fun. Kidding! Kidding. I'm kidding. Geez.
- Azalus Poisontongue: Maybe I can hit the ale spout on the way back to my post.
- Soldier (1): Spirits are soaring now that Poisontongue has been reined in. (sigh)
- Soldier (2): Azalus finally went back to his post. Thanks to whoever put that meathead in his place.
- Fang Foulgut: The drinks go down so much smoother, now that Az Poisontongue's back at his post.
- Rija Firemasher: Somebody managed to get Poisontongue under control? Amazing.
- Rend Sunderscorch: I didn't have to roast Azalus Poisontongue, after all. The Meatoberfest reputation for quality meat has been saved!
- Cook: Poisontongue finally sobered up. He's back on the job, which means I'm back on the barbecue! Ha ha, yeah!
