User talk:Dred Pirate Roberts

Goodnight, sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning. 16:42, 22 December 2009 (UTC)

quit procrastinating and do him now.

"I am not the Dread Pirate Roberts," he said. "My name is Ryan. I inherited this ship from the previous Dread Pirate Roberts, just as you will inherit it from me. The man I inherited it from was not the real Dread Pirate Roberts, either. His name was Cummerbund. The real Roberts has been retired fifteen years and living like a king in Patagonia. ~ Dred Pirate Roberts