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- Why did the charr cross the Great Northern Wall?
- To BURN the other side.
- A human, a charr and a norn walk into a bar, each orders a drink, and a fly falls on each of their mugs.
- The human discards the glass, and asks for a new one.
- The charr picks the fly, tosses it away and keeps drinking.
- The norn grabs the fly, and starts punching it while yelling "Give it back!!"
- Why won't you ever see a dwarf smoking?
- Because they are all already stoned.
- Two oozes inside an inquest containtment device:
- "Hey, what do you think theyare going to do with us?"
- "What? ... Aaah! A talking ooze!!"