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WARNING: Bad Jokes ahead. Reader discretion advised.

  • Why did the charr cross the Great Northern Wall?
To BURN the other side.
  • A human, a charr and a norn walk into a bar, each orders a drink, and a fly falls on each of their mugs.
The human discards the glass, and asks for a new one.
The charr picks the fly, tosses it away and keeps drinking.
The norn grabs the fly, and starts punching it while yelling "Give it back!!"
  • Why won't you ever see a dwarf smoking?
Because they are all already stoned.

  • Two oozes inside an inquest containtment device:
"Hey, what do you think theyare going to do with us?"
"What? ... Aaah! A talking ooze!!"