User:Jonsp
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When God closes a door, he always opens a window.
No wonder my heating bills are so outrageous.
"Is it much longer 'til it's ready, Papa Flannum?"
"Not long now."
... "How much longer 'til it's ready, Papa Flannum?"
"Not long now."
... "Is it much longer, Papa Flannum?"
"Yes! It is!"
If you remember this, you're old.
My wife's reaction the first time she saw a GW2 Bone Minion blown up with Putrid Explosion: "Awwww. It looks like it's in pain."
My wife's reaction when she learned you won't have to exploit corpses to raise minions in GW2: "Awwww. You mean I don't get to violate the bodies anymore?"
My wife is a complex woman.
