Farmer Diah/dialogue

Dialogue for Farmer Diah from past releases can be found here.

Dialogue

You don't want to be here. Trust me.

I'm here to help.

Well that's noble of you. I guess you could grab a bucket and water the corn for us. Or take some feed to the cattle. Maybe stomp down a few wurm holes. Anything you could do to bandit attacks would help, too.

Is it dangerous around here?

If a week goes by where those punks don't try and burn my fields, I count myself lucky.

Someone should teach them a lesson.

It's not like they're my only headache. I'm worried the harpies will bust the dam wide open some day and flood me out. At least that'd put out the fires, I guess. Maybe drown some of those arsonists, too.

Harpies, too? It sounds like you get a lot of excitement around here.

There's never a dull moment, that's for sure. Those harpies are always pecking away at the dam. The engineers try to keep up, but I worry that the whole thing will come down one day.

Can I help you? (Same as "I'm here to help." above)

Wait, do I smell apple pie here? (Same as "I thought I smelled apple pie..." below)

Are you hiring? (Same as below)

I'll take your word for it. Good-bye.

I came here to help. What can I do? (Same as "I'm here to help." above)

Wait, do I smell apple pie here? (Same as "I thought I smelled apple pie..." below)

Are you hiring? (Same as below)

I'll take your word for it. Good-bye.

What can I do to help? (Same as "I'm here to help." above)

I thought I smelled apple pie on the wind. (Same as "I thought I smelled apple pie..." below)

Are you hiring? (Same as below)

I'll take your word for it. Good-bye.

I thought I smelled apple pie on the wind. (Same as below)

Could I maybe get a job that could help with this? (Same as "Are you hiring?" below)

I'll take your word for it. Good-bye.

Why? What's the danger? (Same as "Is it dangerous around here?" above)

I thought I smelled apple pie on the wind.

You probably did. Eda's always baking. Her place is just a smidgen to the west, by the orchard. If you've never tasted her apple pie, you've never lived.

Can I do anything for you? I came to help. (Same as "I'm here to help." above)

Do the bandits bother Eda too?

Come to think of it, no. Maybe they're afraid of the gigantic spiders? I mean, I don't know how she does it. If it were me, I'd have been bitten long ago.

I heard you may need help. What can I do? (Same as "I'm here to help." above)

So are the bandits always bothering you? (Same as "If a week goes by where..." above)

Are you hiring? (Same as below)

I'll take your word for it. Good-bye.

So do you have a lot of trouble with bandits? (Same as "If a week goes by where..." above)

Are you hiring? (Same as below)

I'll take your word for it. Good-bye.

Are you hiring?

Afraid not. Wouldn't feel right to trouble you. I wish you luck, though.

I'm here to help. (Same as above)

Why? What's the danger? (Same as above)

I thought I smelled apple pie on the wind. (Same as above)

I'll take your word for it. Good-bye.

I'll take your word for it. Good-bye.