User:Yevuard/Funny Lore Claims

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Some funny claims about lore which aren't easy to disprove...

Aurene is Joko[edit]

Joko prefers to go by "Aurene" now. Note that she didn't start talking until after Joko ate her.

Funny because Joko loves claiming other's credit. It seems only fair to do the same in return. Heard this in map chat at a world boss, been sharing it since.

The Human Gods are Kryptis[edit]

Humans are foreign to Tyria. Both Dhuum and Abbadon look quite demonic. Balthazar and Lyssa both seem rather self-interested, the former acting especially demonic. Tyria is now more interesting to invaders from the mist now that the dragon cycle has ended, and the human gods went looking for somewhere else to "settle" for their human flock. Honestly, this seems more likely true than not at this point. Might not be culturally Kryptis (as that's one group of demons), but some other grouping.

Counterpoint - Kormir ascended. Counter-counterpoint: demonic possession is a thing, and she experienced a change of personality.