User:Angry User
I AM ANGRY USER. I WILL EDIT YOUR COMMENTS AND CHANGE EVERYTHING IF IT IS NOT SPECIFIC IN DETAIL. There might be typos and bad spelling >:D ENJOY!
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— As gods fall, I will rise to consume the world. The land of Tyria is not safe and my guardian magics and deadly skills will viciously purge the land of weaklings. My prowess with guardian magics has increased, and I am able to physically manifest fire branded tomes of death into the world.
List of ANGRY USER's skills[edit]
- See also: List of guardian skills
Profession mechanic[edit]
Skill | Description | ||
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Tome of Justice | ¾ | 20 | Rains death upon fools trying to step to me. |
Tome of Resolve | 1 | 25 | Some bandaids if i happen to get a scratch. |
Tome of Courage | 45 | Provides alcoholic refreshments of staminia and stability. |
Weapon Skills[edit]
Scepter[edit]
Skill | Description | ||
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1 Orb of Wrath | ½ | Strike a fool with an orb of blue flame, a pain worse then super migrains. | |
2 Symbol of Punishment | ¼ | 10 | Strike fools in the target area repeatedly (like I did when I pinned down my little brother when we were younger and beat the crap outta him because he was annoying me.) |
3 Chains of Light | ½ | 20 | Immobilize a weakling to an invisible cross and burn those witches with ethereal chains |
Torch[edit]
Skill | Description | ||
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4 Zealot's Flame | 15 | become the bringer of light and set yourself on fire, periodically burning up to three nearby Tyrians for their sins. | |
4 turns into Zealot's Fire | ¾ | Throw your Zealot's Flame to damage the targeted fool and send them to the firey hell they deserve. | |
5 Cleansing Flame | 3 | ¼15 | Breathe guardian magical flames (remember to eat some wintery mint altoids before hand) that damage fools and cure conditions on allies. |
Axe[edit]
Skill | Description | ||
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1 Core Cleave | ½ | Obliterate Everyone. | |
2 Symbol of Vengeance | 1 | 8 | Nuke the ground and melt everyones flesh nearby. |
3 Blazing Edge | ¾ | 12 | Used to pick out the broccoli from your teeth, from that salad you had at lunch. |
List of ANGRY USER's MOST AWESOME Legendary Weapons (don't h8 me cause you aint me) :D[edit]
- Nevermore
- Meteorlogicus
- Rodgort
- Twilight
- The Shining Blade
- The Predator
- The Dreamer
- Astralaria
- The Binding of Ipos
- Aurene's Claw
- Verdarach
Decorations NOT ever happening[edit]
Okay they did actually finally make Large ice sheets but it was a long time after this that it happened. So I guess 1/11 aint bad?? better then zero. :D
Nopes Didn't happen[edit]
but 1 of them did eventually happen by 2023 (Spiderweb Walls). Did a dev see this pretty post? and it spark an idea? YAY!!!! :D or
Dear Anet, You can hire me as a decoration developer. I have lots of wonderful ideas. Thank you. :D
Seriously?[edit]
and i want to see these for sale in Hoelbrak outside the bank area under those little tents/stations.