User talk:Serge Yseron/Archive11

From Guild Wars 2 Wiki
Jump to navigationJump to search

Cinema[edit]

I had forgotten that sometimes hollywood is still capable of giving us an inch of emotion. And noble ones at that... Yseron - 90.15.133.133 17:21, 1 February 2015 (UTC)

WTF ?!!![edit]

WT...W.ATAAAAAAAA ! Serge Yseron (talk) 18:14, 9 February 2015 (UTC)

Oh Carolina ![edit]

The one from the song. Now i understand... More than 200 popular videos honor her. Yseron - Serge Yseron (talk) 12:25, 10 February 2015 (UTC)

Initials ?[edit]

B.B. (you know, Brigitte Bardot, the Harley Davidson starlet who marked her era by defying censorship and was keeping her BBCs at bay with a leopard when visiting Cannes). Yseron - 109.212.163.61 19:16, 19 February 2015 (UTC)

Maturity[edit]

As always, a bit late, i discover or rediscover things i shouldnt have forgotten. Nothing is perfect but that's not a reason to try and make it worse every chance we get. Different tools exist, that do different things, and we often forget that we are responsible for choosing the right one in the first place. I stoped a few years ago to try and tell wich platform or wich language is best because i finally understood that. I invite you to read the linked "article" in the title not in order to judge of he correctness of the infos presented or its author, but as a reflection on our human imperfections. I found an allusion to one of them that we are still encountering from time to time in a dev studio, and i will let you decide if at the end of the day, having happy coworkers is not more important than having fake gurus attempting to impersonate what they are not. Yseron - 90.15.99.149 00:04, 26 February 2015 (UTC)

Blackgates commanders and the new comers who did get their copies at christmas...[edit]

Here. Yseron - 90.15.1.150 20:05, 5 March 2015 (UTC)

Need 30 million dollars Jack?[edit]

I got just the thing you need. Google offers 30 million dollars to whoever will... Yseron - 90.15.1.150 19:02, 7 March 2015 (UTC)

Strange c++ std libs quirks ...[edit]

User Serge Yseron std quirks.jpg
Serge Yseron (talk) 11:23, 15 March 2015 (UTC)

Reconciliation[edit]

Le film qui, en quelque sorte, m'a réconcilié avec la France... Une chose est sure, j'aimerais savoir parler d'amour comme ce monsieur de Laplane. Yseron - 90.15.130.180 20:30, 23 March 2015 (UTC)

The ACME triple luck tonic[edit]

Here. 90.53.116.96 23:38, 28 March 2015 (UTC)

Ascended stuff[edit]

I thought i was rich, that was before i decide to get ascended stuff for each new character. But i am finally almost done with the last one. Amen Jack... Yseron - 90.29.58.197 18:37, 1 April 2015 (UTC)

Interstellar - PLAN C[edit]

1) We find a new home, at first there is not yet the concept of frontiers and money, because our priorities of the moment are really beyond that
2) After a while, the fact that we almost didnt make it is forgotten
3) 2 colonies discover a fancy ressource, but both Jack and Brad want it for themselves, other colonies are forced to take position for either Jack or Brad
4) A frontier is drawn that cut the fancy thing in two, one for Jack and his followers, one for Brad and his followers
5) Soon a war rise, what was once a planet as a whole is now a map with lots of lines drawn onto it, Jack and Brad are proud to have invented frontiers.
6) War make things scarce, it has now become evident that people must eat based on their productivity: Jack and Brad invent money
7) Jack and Brad produce and consume 100 times more than what they really need. The planet would need a break. As a response, the clever homo sapiens fuck like rabbits
8) While Jack and Brad descendants are busy fighting each other because their ancestors did so (my...my..arent they evolved), a scientist find a way to leave for a better world
9) Goto 1)

"We are not the inhabitants of a rare treasure in the universe. We are the proud owners of a portion of it that means nothing without the other parts" Yseron - 90.29.58.197 20:46, 7 April 2015 (UTC)

Modernity[edit]

A funny reminiscence of the church fighting against rising obscene modern singing in the middle age. Yseron - 90.15.127.159 18:42, 8 April 2015 (UTC)

NSA back at playing with networks ?[edit]

I keep getting "Connection Lost" a few seconds after connecting to the blackgate teamspeack server. Otherwise i still have a good connection for anything else (10 MBytes/Sec download speed). Is the NSA toying with teamspeack this time ? Yseron - 109.213.72.231 20:41, 16 April 2015 (UTC)

Moa madness[edit]

There is a new trend that consist in identifying a wvw commander and transforming it as often as possible as a moa. No wonder why they were a little picky those days. Bwaak bwaak ! . Yseron - 109.213.72.231 18:50, 17 April 2015 (UTC)

Favoritism, balance, village idiot ?...[edit]

Players can easily pack up more than 70% conditions duration reduction with food. Too bad i thought that since designers did put conditions in this game, it was so that we could use it... Now tell me, where is the 70+ % damages reduction with 40% just from the food ? In anet world there is only one way to play, deviate from it and you inevitably fall into sad ass fillers they dont even try to disguise as something else. The wonderfull diversity of anet is as follow:
- precision / ferocity
- ferocity / precision
- ferocision / precity
- precifero /cisioncity
- feropreci / citycision
- vos beaux yeux d'ammour marquise me font mourrir
Yseron - 90.53.81.106 17:41, 28 April 2015 (UTC)

Last update: "The engineer’s turrets are now affected by conditions and critical hits."...... Jackass. Yseron - 90.53.81.106 17:41, 28 April 2015 (UTC)

The awsome....[edit]

Jacky Chan anti-bolas technic. That said all holywood movies would have a dramatic and premature ending wiith Anet because "oh wait, my skills have a 40 secs recharge !" . Yseron - 90.53.81.106 20:41, 29 April 2015 (UTC)

Fu...king Necromancers[edit]

And suddenly, i love guardians. Yseron - 90.53.81.106 21:06, 29 April 2015 (UTC)

Hoverboard[edit]

Because the futur is yesterday... Yseron - 109.212.23.222 21:38, 27 May 2015 (UTC)

Water in the hole !!![edit]

We now know that in the end, it was 1 square meter.... Rest in peace, Titanic. Yseron - 109.212.191.43 19:49, 8 June 2015 (UTC)

Side note: scientists are bugged because the Titanic should be perfectly preserved by a water deprived of o² at this depth. They finally discovered that what is eating the ship are colonies of bacterias that feed on iron instead of oxygen. The conclusion as to where these bacterias do come from is eluded. You can certainly understand why... Yseron - 109.212.191.43 20:51, 8 June 2015 (UTC)

Universal Dad[edit]

Tough day for Jack... Yseron - 109.212.177.137 18:57, 9 June 2015 (UTC)

Ok[edit]

Now ArenaNet got my attention, and even regained a bit of my love. Wait and see... Yseron

Grindhouse[edit]

Because otherwise, werewolfs wouldnt give you the finger.... You who were born after the 70s, see what you missed ! Yseron - 109.212.177.137 20:31, 13 June 2015 (UTC)

Things we unfortunately[edit]

never teach to young people... Yseron - 109.212.177.137 20:05, 14 June 2015 (UTC)

Disconnections and what not...[edit]

What the fuck ? Yseron - 109.212.177.137 21:23, 14 June 2015 (UTC)

Because[edit]

One hot mama who knows the score ! Yseron - 90.15.226.217 18:39, 19 June 2015 (UTC)

Cheap design weekend[edit]

Bumped into a duo thiefs roam, despite what anet think they know about their own stuff, the duo managed to stay stealthed while attacking (i was busy spaming the 3 short invul i had, then took a look once in a nearby keep at the dmg history of the console only to amazingly discover that my health drop wasnt matching at all the dmgs recorded...). But at least i did not finish as one the War Machine [WM] guild players who was asking all over the TS how the fuck he died since nothing happened to him and nothing was recorded in the console. Fucking cheap design from cheapos productions. Yseron - 90.15.226.217 19:38, 22 June 2015 (UTC)

The silly century we are living in[edit]

The sience tsunamies of this year:

Did this student discover that 100.000$ = 160$ or could it be that the 100.000$ guys were good at hidding those 160$. Whichever it is, now the 160$ guy will soon be a 100.000$ guy. You are following ?

Aside from that Nasa discovered how to produce mini warp fields... by accident. Silly century.

Next thing you know they gonna tell us one day that man will walk on the moon or that we are getting one step closer to god.

Yseron - 90.53.190.34 19:54, 23 June 2015 (UTC)

PS: The lunar google xprize candidates are well on their way for the race to low cost space missions. Maybe they could use a guy who can transform 100.000$ into 160$ ? Who knows ? Yseron - 90.53.190.34 20:00, 23 June 2015 (UTC)

Last update[edit]

I lost a shit ton of condition damages and health even after trying to re-select my traits, specs and trainings. Yseron - 90.53.190.34 20:31, 23 June 2015 (UTC)

PS: I cleared this one out: my new trinkets were missing some additional jewels. However when i entered wvw, my icon tht says that i am imune to crit hits when attuned to hearth disappeared. Way to feed lions with babies, ma'am ! Yseron - 90.53.190.34 21:16, 23 June 2015 (UTC)
I eventually figured out that thare is a separate save of your traits selection for wvw, but i still have to switch attunments before i get again the icon of stone hearth when switching to a wvw area. Yseron - 90.53.190.34 22:36, 23 June 2015 (UTC)
Globally i find the last update quite new and fun, apart from the fact that your traits selection reset when entering wvw. Yseron - 90.53.190.34 21:54, 23 June 2015 (UTC)
After a little more consideration there should simply be a button that say "apply my latest changes to the other game mode as well, be it wvw or pve". But history taugh us that Anet takes 3 years to think of the simplest things. Yseron - 90.53.186.167 02:40, 30 August 2015 (UTC)

The women song[edit]

[1] Yseron - 109.213.202.100 18:27, 30 June 2015 (UTC)

Let's celebrate[edit]

An era when a dance like the twist was indecent. I wonder what would have been the reaction with Nicky Minaj... Yseron - 109.212.49.189 19:45, 13 July 2015 (UTC)

Rallying[edit]

TC and JQQ have proven that they can queue all 4 maps simultneously when we arent even full ourselves in one map. The order has been given, i must prepare to spend a sad (...) during which most of us will have to be fueled by red bulls between (...) and (...) if we are to make it with 4 times our numbers. Yseron - Serge Yseron (talk) 20:27, 13 July 2015 (UTC)

User Serge Yseron rallying.jpg

Youngs these days...[edit]

I asked in how much time will teaquatl appear and none of the hundred people answered.

Then i check on this wiki, give them the countdown and ask if it's correct, 20 of them then answer me yes.... Jackasses.

Anyway, it will be soon there. Yseron - 92.157.111.185 11:25, 19 July 2015 (UTC)

When Eva Love Lace Von Furry Torso meet Chuck Norris[edit]

A wife for the mob... Yseron - Serge Yseron (talk) 19:24, 20 July 2015 (UTC)

Wild E.Coyote[edit]

The most hardcore try-hard of th universe... Yseron - 90.53.185.8 18:33, 23 July 2015 (UTC)

Here there.... and loot again[edit]

This morning we resisted a siege from JQ that had 4 times our numbers. No supply, no reinforcements, no walls no-nothing. And we drived them back to SMC. In my mind there are now 2 kinds of village idiots in wvw. The ones that flee with little bits of penises falling from their backside if they dont outnoumber you (JQ). And the ones that flee with little bits of penises falling from their backside if they dont outnoumber you in some epic proportions (TC). Aside from that i am on holidays until the end of August after having fixed some bad code from other studios while in the middle of adding a skeleton/properties animation system that support transition on an infinite number of channels (except for switch-backs in which case you reuse the previous animation with the inverse of the current anim transition weight) to god knows what new game engine (it's unfortunately our specialty to rewrite the shit of others in half the time they had to poop it because they usually call us too late) :) By the way did you know that on IOS you can crop+scale to fit a view without even copying a sub region of an image and without even using transform matrices for 1/1000 of the cpu cost ? Apprently BIIIIIIP studio didnt know. I'm getting too old for these sh... Yseron - 109.212.192.100 22:42, 3 August 2015 (UTC)


Woosh for the pooch, push for the ooch

User Serge Yseron yolo in the hole.jpg

Ascended mess[edit]

I tried to find ascended amulets, trinkets and rings that match the stats type i currently have on some equiped exotics and could not find them in the list of the laurels merchants. How long will this circus continue ? ... Yseron - 90.53.87.136 09:51, 6 August 2015 (UTC)

Precision[edit]

For dungeons the village idiot of anet made precision scale with level. So if power is not your primary focused attribute you look like a retarded try-hard who wants to break a wall with a pillow. Yseron - 90.53.87.136 12:07, 7 August 2015 (UTC)

Dungeons[edit]

Now that's new...

User Serge Yseron if the game says it is then it must be true.jpg
Serge Yseron (talk) 00:00, 9 August 2015 (UTC)

The disco civilization[edit]

Here. Yseron - 90.15.224.221 23:59, 17 August 2015 (UTC)

Jedi Shit[edit]

I dont care. The only reason i will go see Star Wars 7 with other fans of vehicles of legend is for Han Solo modified Corellian Corp & Corpil YT-1300. For those born after the 70s it's Balthazar's Rolls Royce to make it simple. Yseron - 90.15.135.246 23:00, 21 August 2015 (UTC)

History and historians[edit]

Interesting... Yseron - 90.15.135.246 21:22, 23 August 2015 (UTC)

Nostalgia[edit]

I thought it would be cool to watch Conan The Barbarian one more time but i hate to admit it... this movie got old. And yet... Yseron - 90.15.135.246 00:38, 25 August 2015 (UTC)

Anet[edit]

To thank us for beating TC+JQ three weeks in a row by being 10K+ ppt ahead of them anet did put us in T2 (Anet play on JQ server and bypass the players limit as discovered by some people who cracked their code, despite this they lost). We already won this week too after only one day and are considering stoping playing due to lack of opponents. I know we mustnt put all anet emplyees in the same bag when it comes to their poor judgment (often due to young inexperienced staff who currently plague the industry) but i have now more than 200 screenshots of justified rants made by wvw players against anet. Yseron - 90.53.186.167 15:33, 29 August 2015 (UTC)

We upgraded Stone Myst Castle to T3 for the fun and we still own it after a full day... Yseron - 90.53.186.167 00:26, 30 August 2015 (UTC)

And disco babes were born[edit]

A glimpse of history. In the end of the 60s families are watching musical shows where various artists perform boring and conventional songs of this era. In one night the face of our country musical reference will change.
First a silver boot hit the dance floor, followed by 1m80 tall amazon babes recruited on their physical appearance with drastic work discipline (the capitaine: responsible for syncs when going live or on improvisations, create choregraphies that must adapt to any TV set spaces - most of the studio werent prepared for this style in the early 70s, + individual management of "the girls"). Then comes the man who 30 years ahead of other performers worldwide invented the "fuck the censorship, here comes the disco babes". Keep in mind that if this tune is normal for 2015, when it was first heard, it was the 70s, our grand parents were hidding behind the bible during the first show that changed the musical face of my country. Yseron - 90.53.186.167 01:38, 30 August 2015 (UTC)

Quand les hommes politique étaient encore des hommes[edit]

J'ai été et je resterai je crois toujours admiratif devant cet homme. Son charactère posé et sa lucidité ne font qu'ajouter à sa crédibilité. La folie des temps modernes me fait parfois oublier qu'il y eu à une époque des hommes qui gouvernaient. Yseron - 109.212.71.9 04:54, 2 September 2015 (UTC)

To serve is to smile[edit]

1..2..3.. SMILE !!! Yseron - 109.212.71.9 16:47, 2 September 2015 (UTC)

Tonight Jack toy with blood magic[edit]

Fucking necromancers... Yseron - 92.157.238.140 16:28, 11 September 2015 (UTC)

Yvan the ubber necro backpack[edit]

I want one ! Yseron - 92.157.238.140 16:16, 14 September 2015 (UTC)

To the [WM] player who asked what happened in TS some months ago[edit]

You were the victim of izzy extraordinaire balance skills. You will not feell any better. People understand, izzy still dont. Yseron - 90.15.126.16 02:33, 18 September 2015 (UTC)

My new hero[edit]

Wooden Potatoes 5vs30 and Life Stealing Necro (that got a lame intro by the way) Yseron - 90.15.126.16 01:45, 19 September 2015 (UTC)

oh god, oh no, oh god NOO, NOOOO NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!![edit]

gw2 now have pop up adds Serge Yseron (talk) 09:22, 21 September 2015 (UTC)

The Yamato Run[edit]

Full, with a bit of macross in it. Yseron - 90.15.126.16 09:48, 21 September 2015 (UTC)

Well...[edit]

At least we are no yet there... Not yet... Yseron - 90.53.118.167 18:09, 24 September 2015 (UTC)

WvW turn overs[edit]

In Edge Of The Mists OG and FR seem to always know where and when to attack the keep. I am starting considering to post this on the blackgate forums. And by the way, dont waste it, if you see it, CLICK on it. Yseron - 90.53.118.167 14:40, 26 September 2015 (UTC)


User Serge Yseron wvw report it.jpg

Gw2 designs nightmares[edit]

To start with, i am the only one who try to defend the keep in EOTM. Because designers did so much of a good job that each realm is only interested in karma, wich is not a problem if your realm can queue all 4 maps all the time, but becomes one if your realm got only 20/35 players on the map . Then when, alone, i succeed by miracle with a lot of effort to build just in time the right siege engine at the right locations (supply depots and keeps in general have no usefull locations, because anet started from the principle that every realm would be full of players to ease the task, wich is contradictory with the current performances of the game engine by the way), i remember that cows are limited to 20 players against map blobs who easily carry 2500 supplies with them. Then if by miracle i still succeed to somewhat emped that, i remember that gw2 designers made it so a map blob melt reinforced doors in 12.5 secs top WITHOUT siege engines. Then if just turning a siege weapon by a few degrees could save the day, i remember that by the time the game allow me to aim (you want one tick on the left, anet wooden game engine give it 3 ticks on the left, then do not respond when you want to correct, then do 6 ticks on the right, then after a lot of thinking the weapon suicide itself, wich is particulalry blattant with mortar skill 5 that is still not debugged by anet staff after one year) the enemy got enough time to go to a picnic, get back, put a finger in your ass and pinch your nose, go see a movie, and go 6 times around the keep. Some times i would swear anet test its game modes with a team of drunk pinguins. Yseron - 90.53.118.167 19:17, 27 September 2015 (UTC)

User Serge Yseron anyway.jpg
Serge Yseron (talk) 21:26, 28 September 2015 (UTC)

PS: Arenanet seems to have corrected the arrow carts, wich make them viable again. For that: gg Arenanet. - Yseron 90.15.121.191 21:13, 18 October 2015 (UTC)

Trololo[edit]

Bow master special version. Yseron - 90.53.118.167 21:21, 28 September 2015 (UTC)

Edge Of The Myst overgrowth keep glitch[edit]

Enemy can get inside the keep thanks to a glitch. Anet gave blackgate the glitched keep for the whole week. Yseron - 90.15.121.191 20:17, 13 October 2015 (UTC)

Couldnt resist...[edit]

Here at the bottom of the page linked. Yseron - 90.15.121.191 23:30, 18 October 2015 (UTC)

Expensive anabolics[edit]

I took a look at the anabolic primers thinking it would spare me the need to constantly watch after my food remaining time. It's more expensive than queueing normal food but what the hell, at least i wont spend my time any more worrying about my food instead of playing, i will go with ten bucks in ... Yseron - 90.15.248.98 18:11, 21 October 2015 (UTC)

Such a long list[edit]

Hello Serge,

Just a small comment to say thank you for your page ! Really, I had very good laugh while reading your comments and seeing your pictures. Especially your gw1 page (I like your guild hall) since some of the things here I can't yet understand due to noobness :P Ruine--93.25.120.137 18:30, 21 October 2015 (UTC)

The physics of Interstellar[edit]

Turns out they aint bullshit and Christopher Nolan is a bad ass. I would never have guessed...
Do not go gentle into that good night, Slick....
Yseron - 90.15.248.98 18:31, 22 October 2015 (UTC)

Globally cool[edit]

The HOT expansion, passed the intial confusion of things badly explained, is quite amazing. The arts for the scenery did improve a lot. Yseron - 90.15.248.98 13:08, 24 October 2015 (UTC)

Mordremoth[edit]

I was expecting something like a giant flap-flap and faced a garden gnome instead. Yseron - 90.15.248.98 23:33, 26 October 2015 (UTC)

HoT time gates and grind[edit]

For the moment i restrain myself from formuling any rant about it. I wait for them to fix the gazillion HoT bugs (wich mean they will never fix the central tyria ones) before coming with a judgment that must take their need to make some cash in consideration... Yseron - 92.157.119.85 20:43, 27 October 2015 (UTC)

Game crashed in the middle of the mordremth mega event. Bones IK etc... Yseron - 92.157.119.85 23:18, 28 October 2015 (UTC)
I still had some doubt before wanting to craft ascended gear with Viper stats. Go fuck yourself anet. Yseron - 92.157.119.85 09:40, 31 October 2015 (UTC)

Anet[edit]

Anet being their usual self by forgeting their pants when going out or what ? Yseron - 92.157.119.85 18:56, 2 November 2015 (UTC)

I finally found where to find these, they are in the auric chests you can open with full mastery (more grind), and a hard to find ever moving merchant in Dragon's stand according to some rumors... Yseron - 109.213.74.215 18:43, 3 November 2015 (UTC)

Wooden engine[edit]

I crashed again near the end of the HoT Dragon mega event. But this time i got a tip from a player who told me that twice already anet deprived me of the event reward just because i did not set the game graphic settings to lowest (you must do it even if you got a killing machine of a computer). Yseron - 92.157.119.85 21:33, 2 November 2015 (UTC)

In the process window of Windows i also saw that GW2 is still 32 bits, it means that it can only adress 4 GBytes max, not the whole 16 GBytes of ram i baugth especially for this game ... Yseron - 92.157.119.85 21:34, 2 November 2015 (UTC)
Oh ?! There it is (the Gw2 64 bits). Yseron - 109.213.74.215 17:44, 7 November 2015 (UTC)

Les chats[edit]

ca regarde que des conneries à la télé... Yseron - 109.213.74.215 21:55, 7 November 2015 (UTC)

A very positive aspect of HoT[edit]

I discovered that i do not need to get all those mastery tracks from scratch when i log in with a different character, and that's very cool ! Yseron - 109.213.74.215 02:26, 8 November 2015 (UTC)

wtf ?[edit]

Mad jack is... really mad Yseron - 109.213.74.215 19:16, 9 November 2015 (UTC)

He who greets with fire[edit]

This is not the video i wanted to retrieve. I know of a famous Lion with reknown superior skills who have been captured on video challenging packs of 20 hyennas and is regularly able to kill 4 of them per run (read: territory supremacy), but it seems to have vanished in the "This video have been removed due to copyright blah blha" list. Nevermind, that way ignorant anet game designers will be able to continue to put pets like lions and hyennas on the same level in guild wars 1. And just so you know, anet, a lion flip 330 lbs with a single paw, move it over 12 miles without resting, and must be shot after the first sign of defiance against a human owner. Yseron - 109.213.74.215 20:54, 9 November 2015 (UTC)

Trailblazer insignias recipes[edit]

The players who were the most dedicated to search for those are becoming angry at anet for being unable to simply state: they exist or not. The rest of us already know it's justa another pee-poo joke from a frustrated immature guy at anet that we will continue to own even with the perma X metas he came with for his favorite professions. Yseron - 109.213.72.58 19:00, 11 November 2015 (UTC)

I was about to report it as a bug just to upset them but it seems they are already at 1529 pages of bug reports. WORLD RECORD ! Yseron - 109.213.72.58 18:54, 12 November 2015 (UTC)

People who never step aside on the sidewalk[edit]

In poor districts it's just normal, people without a job mumbling all day and shooting the first one who makes them angry. But this new tendency in other districts is fascinating, it's as if facebook was over developping their ego. Aahhhh, what an interesting century we leave in. Yesterday we were forced to surpass ourselves and come together to overcome wars, nowadays people rage battles to surpass the other's likes. The only thing facebook will ever get from me is my foot in the butt. That said i am lucky the giant to whom i said "there was easily some room for 2" didnt kill me. Low profile Jack, low profile.... Yseron - 109.213.72.58 18:44, 12 November 2015 (UTC)

Understanding what the Ebola virus is[edit]

I wanted to know so i checked here. Imagine you are in wvw, you and your mates are the first line of defense of your keeps immune system.

Then comes Black Jack.

Black Jack is going to own you like no one else before because:
- He did adapt to your metas
- Equiped gear, skills and traits against which, thanks to these metas, you are worse than defenseless: you are an attractive target
- The more the immune system react, the more it self destruct in Black Jack's favor
- On top of that, you are doing the initial hard work for him

In other words it's a .500 Maximum calliber jackass.

And i dont admire it at all, probably the same way i dont admire any perma shit pooped by game designers.
90.53.119.204 20:23, 20 November 2015 (UTC)

Raids - first try[edit]

We defeated blue, green and red, then they came together as one and we lost to the love machine...

User Serge Yseron hello everybody how du yuu du yuu doo.jpg
Serge Yseron (talk) 20:47, 20 November 2015 (UTC)

Apologies to Izzy[edit]

I thought that the past whole mess with trailblazers insignias and the nerf on condition damages was biased but after a brief return in WvW i have been able to see that we have not been the target of a mischievous nerf. So since i got the strength to admit when i am wrong, my apologies go to Izzy. Yseron - 90.15.100.228 23:19, 23 November 2015 (UTC)

Underground maps[edit]

I discovered an old underground Asura city in Dragon stand... Yseron - 90.15.100.228 01:44, 24 November 2015 (UTC)

Forming a PUG for GW2 raids[edit]

Tedious if you ask me... When you succeed once, you remember it for life... Yseron - 90.15.100.228 20:00, 27 November 2015 (UTC)

How to fuck with players anet style[edit]

You come with your zerg, the network cant handle it, it disconnect the players you attack, but curiously not the side that have more plarers, then when they reconnect, they discover an orange shield icon in their hud. K, anet, you say i did disconnect like a coward without proof ? Then let's get even: you are a bunch of shit and i dont have any prrof of that either. Yseron - 90.15.252.233 15:46, 29 November 2015 (UTC)

Video Games as an Art[edit]

I discovered the title Layers Of Fear and i am now pretty much convinced that the guys behind this title are... formidable in more than one way. Yseron - 92.157.235.89 01:09, 8 December 2015 (UTC)

PS: I stared at some scenery props for 10 minutes. Fucking 10 minutes looking at a prop and forgeting i actually was in a video game, not in a movie....Yseron - 92.157.235.89 01:14, 8 December 2015 (UTC)

Analisys[edit]

Interesting. Yseron - 90.53.244.70 20:09, 9 December 2015 (UTC)

TheVoice[edit]

Still unmatched, even 32 years later. Nice try casserole, you are now only an eon away from the perfection of this angel's tear drop that once fell on earth. Yseron - 90.53.244.70 19:34, 15 December 2015 (UTC).

HoT professions / elite specialisations[edit]

I tried to see what it gives. They are ridiculously (and hence deliciously) overpowered ;) Yseron - 90.53.212.77 17:05, 27 December 2015 (UTC)

Apparently[edit]

It only gets better at anet... Yseron - Serge Yseron (talk) 17:43, 4 January 2016 (UTC)

Poetry[edit]

It still exist, i found it at The Grand Budapest Hotel. Yseron - 109.212.22.129 21:35, 10 January 2016 (UTC)

Better than bad but still bad[edit]

I thought i was yhe only one to think that our decade was leaving was suffering from an unbearable lack of considration for users from ad techs. Now i found someone who come with proofs i could not give. That said i still dont like ads. Yseron - 80.15.162.37 10:43, 11 January 2016 (UTC)

"With bad actors among the ad tech industry popping up every day who are happy to take advantage of this mindset, it's no surprise that the page load situation has gotten out of control.". Yseron - 80.15.162.37 10:44, 11 January 2016 (UTC)

H movies (parental discretion advised)[edit]

that may actually be good:
- The boy
- The Witch
- Goodnight mommy
Yseron - 109.212.22.129 18:56, 11 January 2016 (UTC)

TF ?[edit]

That's actually great news !!! Yseron - 109.212.22.129 20:09, 12 January 2016 (UTC)

GW1 skills[edit]

I reviewed all the new contents that were added over the course of gw2 life and could not help but think that new content in gw1 really meant something in comparison to gw2. But that was because you had new skills to fine tune through the skill points, and because you could save those builds to later reload them for challenging areas like the DOA in hard mode. In gw2 new content doesnt mean as much as in gw1, excepted for the gliding thing maybe. That said i would point out in favor of gw2 that grouping is fantasticly easier than in gw1. The action camera, when you get used to it, is also a nice addition. But when you have to click 6 times on a target to acquire it, even on fiber connection, because you live on the other side of the atlantic, it doesnt change much whether you are in action camera mode or not... (i'm talking of wvw). The same goes for when you want to cancel current target so that you can leap in a direction: clic 6 times in teh void so that the game will eventually figure something out. Yseron - Serge Yseron (talk) 19:03, 13 January 2016 (UTC)

Competition and roses[edit]

They are at it again.... Yseron - 90.53.63.54 19:02, 19 January 2016 (UTC)

A duel ?[edit]

Goldie and me we take them whenever they want.... Joking, this guy got the feet of God and a killer swing.... Yseron - 109.212.183.3 20:15, 20 January 2016 (UTC)

The gods must be crazy[edit]

First place: the woman
Second: the monkey
Third: the modern man...
Yseron - 92.157.108.97 18:35, 29 January 2016 (UTC)

While waiting for anet to fix wvw populations[edit]

I am learning to sing. I'm slowly catching up with 6 years old kids (they put me in the back and i am to pretend i'm singing for the moment). Yseron - 90.53.113.90 19:33, 10 February 2016 (UTC)

Broccolino[edit]

Yesterday one of our roamer have been laughed at by a zerg that was just coming out of YB keep. He returned there while we were trying to cap QL. He killed 9 players out of ~20. Yseron - 90.53.113.90 19:00, 12 February 2016 (UTC)
PS to The Psychopat: you are still my favorite jackass. Yseron - 90.53.113.90 19:01, 12 February 2016 (UTC)

Therefore it is proven[edit]

Schwartzeneger and disco are compatible. More power to Schwartzeneger... Yseron - 80.15.162.38 12:06, 15 February 2016 (UTC)

Disaster II, the return[edit]

I guess all the necros are already prepared to spike "chilled to the bone" to refuel their second bar... Yseron - 90.53.113.90 19:31, 16 February 2016 (UTC)

Wallet[edit]

Seems that despite the huge amount of money i spent trying different ascended stats on various characters and a commander tag aquired for fun i am on my way back to ~2000 gold coins. Somehow it's almost xmass, no more wondering if i have enough money for the next expension. Yseron - 92.157.233.225 20:40, 1 March 2016 (UTC)

Guild Wars[edit]

I'm not sure i like what guild wars has become. Yseron - 90.15.124.241 20:43, 9 March 2016 (UTC)

Technics[edit]

I thought that kind of know how was lost but looky-heeere (at 20s). Congratulations Lady ! Yseron - 90.15.124.241 21:13, 10 March 2016 (UTC)
Heaven must be missing an Angel

Street Fighter[edit]

Chun Li vs Huricane Kick. FIGHT ! Yseron - 90.15.0.25 18:53, 21 March 2016 (UTC)

Mini gate to another dimension ![edit]

Cute tech... Yseron - 90.15.0.25 21:34, 21 March 2016 (UTC)