User:PheNaxKian/GF Scourge help
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<PheNaxKian> question! how do you know when your in the shitter with your GF-.-?
<Scourge`> What type of question is that? Elaborate.
<PheNaxKian> well one of my Friends told me he saw my GF in a nearby town the other day when i was working on Saturday but she had told me she was going to her dads which is like the other end of the country on friday until this coming saturday.....
<PheNaxKian> which makes me think somethings either increadbly wrong-the he says he saw her with a primark bag so i'm praying for ann summers or something >_<
<Scourge`> who is ann summers?
<PheNaxKian> It's a company that makes lingerie style things....
<Scourge`> Ah
<Scourge`> She's probably buying them for her other boyfriend
<mgrinshpon> ur gettin' sprise buttsecks from her new boyfriend
<Scourge`> or that
<mgrinshpon> in lingerie
<Auron`> who the fuck is erf shakuur
<mgrinshpon> both of you
<Auron`> and why does he have socks
<Scourge`> Ask her how her trip to her fathers was and if she.... wait a minute... maybe she's getting them for her dad
<PheNaxKian> no it's who's sock is erf shakuur
<PheNaxKian> DUDE!
<PheNaxKian> SERIOUSLY!
<PheNaxKian> EWWWW!
<mgrinshpon> hahaha
<PheNaxKian> EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
<PheNaxKian> EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
<PheNaxKian> MENTALY SCARED!
<mgrinshpon> Scourge` won the game
<PheNaxKian> yeh we know
<Scourge`> what did she say dad or daddy?
<Scourge`> ...
<Scourge`> because
<Scourge`> you know
<Scourge`> she might be seeing her pimp
<Scourge`> or something
<PheNaxKian> your a freak Scourge
<Scourge`> Seriously ask her how her trip to her dads place was and if she says she didn't go everything is ok
<PheNaxKian> no she's saying she's at her dads (she's been e-mailing me everyday talking about how annoying her step brother is...)
<Auron`> I bet he's boning her too.
<Auron`> er, wrong chat.
<PheNaxKian> -.-
<PheNaxKian> ....
<Scourge`> The best outcome you can hope for is that she's bisexual and she's been seeing her girlfriend and you get a 3some
<PheNaxKian> that would be awsome =)
<Scourge`> Worst outcome is that she's actually a man and she's coming to rape you
<PheNaxKian> lol
<Scourge`> [11:54:07] <+Scourge`> Worst outcome is that she's actually a man and she's coming to rape you
<Scourge`> [11:54:07] <PheNaxKian> that would be awsome =)
<PheNaxKian> if she's a man she kept IT hiddin well
<PheNaxKian> HEY!
<PheNaxKian> that was evil
<skakid9090> i like how he typed that in less than a second
<Scourge`> He loves it much
<PheNaxKian> i just know Grinch is gona set that as the topic or somethng so when everyone logs on they see it...
<Scourge`> !uset info <+Scourge`> Worst outcome is that she's actually a man and she's coming to rape you <PheNaxKian> that would be awsome =)
<Scourge`> Everytime I log on, everyone is going to see it :D
<PheNaxKian> i can't help but lol
<Scourge`> If I was you PheNaxKian I'd be looking for a phone book to stick down my pants
<Scourge`> Hopefully she'll break her penis and leave you alone
<PheNaxKian> lol
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<Scourge`> stupid thing
<PheNaxKian> lol
<PheNaxKian> i can see this whole convo ending on Grinches Epic section
<Scourge`> <PheNaxKian> gf's here, brb looking for lube ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
<PheNaxKian> lol
<PheNaxKian> hey waitr!
<PheNaxKian> *wait
<Scourge`> It can only get worse from here PheNaxKian :)
<PheNaxKian> i'm gona aske her.....
<PheNaxKian> *ask
<Scourge`> Do it
<PheNaxKian> see i'm so paranoid i can't type!
<PheNaxKian> or the booze is kicking in!
<Scourge`> You have to be stern PheNaxKian
<Scourge`> You have to tell her you're her daddy now
<PheNaxKian> ewww
<PheNaxKian> i can't do it
<Scourge`> Why not :(
<PheNaxKian> I CANANA DO IT CAPPIN' I DUNA HAVE THE MAN POWER!
<Scourge`> You don't have a penis more like it.
<PheNaxKian> ....
<PheNaxKian> i'll jsut wait till she get's back and see what happens/what she says
<Scourge`> Just wait, I'm getting you some motivation
<PheNaxKian> if she doesn't mention it then i'll get paranoid
<Scourge`> http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x161/Scourge_photos/ww2ad.jpg
<PheNaxKian> must.....resist......urge......
<mgrinshpon> !up
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<mgrinshpon> !topic [11:54:07] <+Scourge`> Worst outcome is that she's actually a man and she's coming to rape you [11:54:07] <PheNaxKian> that would be awsome =)
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