User:Angry User

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I AM ANGRY USER. I WILL EDIT YOUR COMMENTS AND CHANGE EVERYTHING IF IT IS NOT SPECIFIC IN DETAIL. There might be typos and bad spelling >:D ENJOY! Angry user.jpg

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— As gods fall, I will rise to consume the world. The land of Tyria is not safe and my guardian magics and deadly skills will viciously purge the land of weaklings. My prowess with guardian magics has increased, and I am able to physically manifest fire branded tomes of death into the world.

Firebrand.pngFirebrand icon small.png ANGRY USER


List of ANGRY USER's skills[edit]

See also: List of guardian skills

Profession mechanic[edit]

Skill Activation.png Tango-recharge-darker.png Description
Tome of Justice.png Tome of Justice 0.75¾ 20 Rains death upon fools trying to step to me.
Tome of Resolve.png Tome of Resolve 1 25 Some bandaids if i happen to get a scratch.
Tome of Courage.png Tome of Courage 45 Provides alcoholic refreshments of staminia and stability.

Weapon Skills[edit]

Scepter[edit]

Skill Activation.png Tango-recharge-darker.png Description
1  Orb of Wrath.png Orb of Wrath 0.5½ Strike a fool with an orb of blue flame, a pain worse then super migrains.
2  Symbol of Punishment.png Symbol of Punishment 0.25¼ 10 Strike fools in the target area repeatedly (like I did when I pinned down my little brother when we were younger and beat the crap outta him because he was annoying me.)
3  Chains of Light.png Chains of Light 0.5½ 20 Immobilize a weakling to an invisible cross and burn those witches with ethereal chains

Torch[edit]

Skill Activation.png Tango-recharge-darker.png Description
4  Zealot's Flame.png Zealot's Flame 15 become the bringer of light and set yourself on fire, periodically burning up to three nearby Tyrians for their sins.
4 turns into Zealot's Fire.png Zealot's Fire 0.75¾ Throw your Zealot's Flame to damage the targeted fool and send them to the firey hell they deserve.
5  Cleansing Flame.png Cleansing Flame 30.25¼ 15 Breathe guardian magical flames (remember to eat some wintery mint altoids before hand) that damage fools and cure conditions on allies.

Axe[edit]

Skill Activation.png Tango-recharge-darker.png Description
1  Core Cleave.png Core Cleave 0.5½ Obliterate Everyone.
2  Symbol of Vengeance.png Symbol of Vengeance 1 8 Nuke the ground and melt everyones flesh nearby.
3  Blazing Edge.png Blazing Edge 0.75¾ 12 Used to pick out the broccoli from your teeth, from that salad you had at lunch.

List of ANGRY USER's MOST AWESOME Legendary Weapons (don't h8 me cause you aint me) :D[edit]



Decorations NOT ever happening[edit]

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Okay they did actually finally make Large ice sheets but it was a long time after this that it happened. So I guess 1/11 aint bad?? better then zero. :D

Nopes Didn't happen[edit]

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but 1 of them did eventually happen by 2023 (Spiderweb Walls). Did a dev see this pretty post? and it spark an idea? YAY!!!! :D or
Dear Anet, You can hire me as a decoration developer. I have lots of wonderful ideas. Thank you. :D

Seriously?[edit]

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and i want to see these for sale in Hoelbrak outside the bank area under those little tents/stations.

RP Land[edit]

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