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Toymaker Tixx

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Toymaker Tixx is a famous asuran toymaker. He owns a massive Golem-shaped airship called Tixx's Infinirarium that also serves as his toy workshop. Tixx leads the Funwerks Krewe and is accompanied by his mechamagical Golem named Toxx. Toymaker Tixx is featured in Wintersday: The Wondrous Workshop of Toymaker Tixx.

Contents

[edit] Locations

[edit] Dialogue

[edit] In The Toymaker's Airship

[edit] Before a Toy is Selected

"Greetings, celebrator of Wintersday! Welcome to my aerial lab! Toxx is around here somewhere. If you need anything, let her know."
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Toxx?
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Will do.
"Toxx is my golem and my dearest creation. I designed her myself. Her particular circuitry has never been attempted before, but I'm confident my design is solid."
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What's all this machinery?
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I'm sure.
"That's for toy production, of course. This is a toy workshop. What did you expect me to handcraft each of the hundreds of toys we produce every day?"
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What sort of toys do you make?
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I guess not.
"Many sorts. I like to adapt my creations to local designs-not simply in concept, but in materials and style as well. My machines are quite versatile."
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So, you travel a lot?
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I see.
"Yes, when it's appropriate. Normally, my lab is docked in an undisclosed location. But if I need to travel for a special event like this one, I can simply move the entire lab."
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I see.

[edit] Ventari

[edit] During the 1st phase
"It's absurdly difficult to keep these machines in working order! If they're not back on line shortly, my entire schedule will be thrown off!"
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What can I do?
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That's too bad. Bye.
"Oh, good. I was hoping you'd offer to help. Destroy those tar elementals, then carry their ooze back to the machines. It's quite simple."
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Then what happens?
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I'll see what I can do.
"Then my machine should return to fully operational status, and I can deliver on my promises. I've got toys to deliver and no time to waste."
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I'm on it.
[edit] During the 2nd phase
"Those grubby skritt intruders are mucking around with my carefully calibrated machinery. Please remove them! Expediently! Or we'll have a catastrophic meltdown. Of some sort."
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Could they really do that much damage?
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Got it.
"My friend, I never exaggerate. My process here is a fine-tuned machine of fine-tuned machines. The slightest difficulty, and the entire schedule is bunk. I implore you, please resolve this."
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I'm on it.
[edit] During the 3rd phase
"More skritt! Don't they have better things to do than harass my toys? I'm sure there are more valuable figurines elsewhere."
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What's the problem?
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Seems they want yours. Good luck.
"The Ventari toys were created with a drive to grow plants, but skritt are stealing the plant food necessary for the process."
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I'll see what I can do.
[edit] During the 4th phase
"Oh, hmm, that's unexpected. The Ventaris' alumination matrix is overcompensating for their passivity and creating malfunctioning turrets."
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Is that dangerous?
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Got it.
"Undoubtedly. The turrets themselves are rogue weapons, and additionally, they've turned the toys against everything that moves."
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Leave them to me.
[edit] During the 5th phase
"Oh, phooey. Toxx has glitched again. If she keeps stomping around, she'll break everything on the ship! Deal with it, will you? I'm up to my ears in work."
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Do you know what happened?
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Will do.
"Oh, I don't know. A short circuit. A faulty wire. A nonstandard fluctuating of metahypoflux goo. I can't focus on that right now. Please just take care of it."
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I'll see what I can do.


[edit] Princess Doll

[edit] During the 1st phase
"Accuracy occasionally comes at a price. I've made the princess dolls too realistic, and now they're on the verge of throwing tantrums like spoiled brats."
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What can we do?
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Good-bye.
"I am terribly busy. You, on the other hand, could generously offer me assistance. Find the dolls the tributary treasure they're demanding, and they'll shut up. Eventually."
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Got it.
[edit] During the 2nd phase
"What a mess! One of my assembly golems glitched and prematurely activated its sleep mode. Now there are unfinished princess dolls everywhere!."
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Unfinished how?
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That's unfortunate.
"They're missing their final-stage paint coat. Interestingly, the dolls seem to know it. Some are panicking, while others are hiding."
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Anything I can do?
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I see. Thanks.
"Fetch a plasma paint cannon and color the dolls. That will give me time to reprogram the sleeping golem."
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Sounds easy enough.
[edit] During the 3rd phase
"Those pesky rodents have returned. Quickly, exterminate them all! Ah-the skritt, that is. Not the princess dolls."
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What do they want now?
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Happy to assist.
"They're after that treasure you gave the princesses. The poor dolls don't stand a chance against incisors of that magnitude."
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I'm on it.
[edit] During the 4th phase
"Oh, hmm, that's unexpected. The Ventaris' alumination matrix is overcompensating for their passivity and creating malfunctioning turrets."
Talk more option tango.png
Is that dangerous?
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Got it.
"Undoubtedly. The turrets themselves are rogue weapons, and additionally, they've turned the toys against everything that moves."
Talk end option tango.png
Leave them to me.
[edit] During the 5th phase
"Oh, phooey. Toxx has glitched again. If she keeps stomping around, she'll break everything on the ship! Deal with it, will you? I'm up to my ears in work."
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Do you know what happened?
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Will do.
"Oh, I don't know. A short circuit. A faulty wire. A nonstandard fluctuating of metahypoflux goo. I can't focus on that right now. Please just take care of it."
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I'll see what I can do.


[edit] Toy Soldier

[edit] During the 1st phase
"More skritt! Don't they have better things to do than harass my toys? I'm sure there are more valuable figurines elsewhere."
Talk more option tango.png
What's the problem?
Talk end option tango.png
Seems they want yours. Good luck.
"The Ventari toys were created with a drive to grow plants, but skritt are stealing the plant food necessary for the process."
Talk end option tango.png
I'll see what I can do.
[edit] During the 2nd phase
"Oh, hmm, that's unexpected. The Ventaris' alumination matrix is overcompensating for their passivity and creating malfunctioning turrets."
Talk more option tango.png
Is that dangerous?
Talk end option tango.png
Got it.
"Undoubtedly. The turrets themselves are rogue weapons, and additionally, they've turned the toys against everything that moves."
Talk end option tango.png
Leave them to me.
[edit] During the 3rd phase
"Those pesky rodents have returned. Quickly, exterminate them all! Ah-the skritt, that is. Not the princess dolls."
Talk more option tango.png
What do they want now?
Talk end option tango.png
Happy to assist.
"They're after that treasure you gave the princesses. The poor dolls don't stand a chance against incisors of that magnitude."
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I'm on it.
[edit] During the 4th phase
"I beg you. Would you be so kind as to discourage the princesses from riding the "ponies"?"
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What do you mean "ponies"?
"The princess dolls love to ride the Ventari toys, which they have deemed "ponies." Unfortunately, they tend to break them."
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Hmm, I'll think about it.
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Why do we need to prevent this?
"Things have been escalating, resulting in a greater number of Ventari toys destroyed. This puts us even further behind schedule! We simply can't afford it."
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Aren't you asking us to break toys?
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All right.
"Well, yes. But this will send a message to the princess dolls that we will not tolerate this behavior. It will hopefully help put a stop to the fighting."
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Okay.
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Will do.
[edit] During the 5th phase
"Glitch! I overcalibrated the charr toys' aggression gamut, and they're attacking the gift-giving apparatus. Its destruction would ruin Wintersday!"
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Could they really do that much damage?
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Got it.
"Of course! My toys' advanced programming makes them capable of mischief. Or in this case, mayhem. They need to be dealt with, and fast!"
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Leave them to me.
[edit] During the 6th phase
"Oh, phooey. Toxx has glitched again. If she keeps stomping around, she'll break everything on the ship! Deal with it, will you? I'm up to my ears in work."
Talk more option tango.png
Do you know what happened?
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Will do.
"Oh, I don't know. A short circuit. A faulty wire. A nonstandard fluctuating of metahypoflux goo. I can't focus on that right now. Please just take care of it."
Talk end option tango.png
I'll see what I can do.


[edit] Griffon

[edit] During the 1st phase
"Accuracy occasionally comes at a price. I've made the princess dolls too realistic, and now they're on the verge of throwing tantrums like spoiled brats."
Talk more option tango.png
What can we do?
Talk end option tango.png
Good-bye.
"I am terribly busy. You, on the other hand, could generously offer me assistance. Find the dolls the tributary treasure they're demanding, and they'll shut up. Eventually."
Talk end option tango.png
Got it.
[edit] During the 2nd phase
"What a mess! One of my assembly golems glitched and prematurely activated its sleep mode. Now there are unfinished princess dolls everywhere!."
Talk more option tango.png
Unfinished how?
Talk end option tango.png
That's unfortunate.
"They're missing their final-stage paint coat. Interestingly, the dolls seem to know it. Some are panicking, while others are hiding."
Talk more option tango.png
Anything I can do?
Talk end option tango.png
I see. Thanks.
"Fetch a plasma paint cannon and color the dolls. That will give me time to reprogram the sleeping golem."
Talk end option tango.png
Sounds easy enough.
[edit] During the 3rd phase
"The erroneous behavior of the princess dolls continues to mystify me! See how they're chasing the plush griffons from their aerie? Hmm, they probably shouldn't be doing that."
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What should I do?
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I'll handle it.
"There's nothing to do but take their aerie back by force. Maybe the dolls will turn their attention elsewhere. I really should fix that design."
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You really should.
[edit] During the 4th phase
"I beg you. Would you be so kind as to discourage the princesses from riding the "ponies"?"
Talk more option tango.png
What do you mean "ponies"?
"The princess dolls love to ride the Ventari toys, which they have deemed "ponies." Unfortunately, they tend to break them."
Talk end option tango.png
Hmm, I'll think about it.
Talk more option tango.png
Why do we need to prevent this?
"Things have been escalating, resulting in a greater number of Ventari toys destroyed. This puts us even further behind schedule! We simply can't afford it."
Talk more option tango.png
Aren't you asking us to break toys?
Talk end option tango.png
All right.
"Well, yes. But this will send a message to the princess dolls that we will not tolerate this behavior. It will hopefully help put a stop to the fighting."
Talk end option tango.png
Okay.
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Will do.
[edit] During the 5th phase
"Ah, interesting! Observe the toy soldiers and their mortars. I expect this unintended hostility comes from protection protocols being too rigorous. See how they attack anything that moves?"
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Isn't that dangerous?
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Got it.
"I suppose so. If I'm calculating correctly, those mortars could destroy the entire ship if left to their own devices."
Talk end option tango.png
Leave them to me.
[edit] During the 6th phase
"Glitch! I overcalibrated the charr toys' aggression gamut, and they're attacking the gift-giving apparatus. Its destruction would ruin Wintersday!"
Talk more option tango.png
Could they really do that much damage?
Talk end option tango.png
Got it.
"Of course! My toys' advanced programming makes them capable of mischief. Or in this case, mayhem. They need to be dealt with, and fast!"
Talk end option tango.png
Leave them to me.
[edit] During the 7th phase
"Hmm, there is an unusually large amount of roosting plush griffons around. Perhaps my design is not entirely sound. I wonder...maybe a few adjustments...perhaps I..."
Talk more option tango.png
Shouldn't something be done?
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I'll leave you to it.
"Oh? Oh, yes, probably. The plush griffons seem to be attracted to the nests. Destroy those, and the griffons shouldn't bother us anymore."
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Got it.
[edit] During the 8th phase
"Oh, phooey. Toxx has glitched again. If she keeps stomping around, she'll break everything on the ship! Deal with it, will you? I'm up to my ears in work."
Talk more option tango.png
Do you know what happened?
Talk end option tango.png
Will do.
"Oh, I don't know. A short circuit. A faulty wire. A nonstandard fluctuating of metahypoflux goo. I can't focus on that right now. Please just take care of it."
Talk end option tango.png
I'll see what I can do.


[edit] Golem

[edit] During the 1st phase
"Accuracy occasionally comes at a price. I've made the princess dolls too realistic, and now they're on the verge of throwing tantrums like spoiled brats."
Talk more option tango.png
What can we do?
Talk end option tango.png
Good-bye.
"I am terribly busy. You, on the other hand, could generously offer me assistance. Find the dolls the tributary treasure they're demanding, and they'll shut up. Eventually."
Talk end option tango.png
Got it.
[edit] During the 2ed phase
"What a mess! One of my assembly golems glitched and prematurely activated its sleep mode. Now there are unfinished princess dolls everywhere!."
Talk more option tango.png
Unfinished how?
Talk end option tango.png
That's unfortunate.
"They're missing their final-stage paint coat. Interestingly, the dolls seem to know it. Some are panicking, while others are hiding."
Talk more option tango.png
Anything I can do?
Talk end option tango.png
I see. Thanks.
"Fetch a plasma paint cannon and color the dolls. That will give me time to reprogram the sleeping golem."
Talk end option tango.png
Sounds easy enough.
[edit] During the 3ed phase
"The erroneous behavior of the princess dolls continues to mystify me! See how they're chasing the plush griffons from their aerie? Hmm, they probably shouldn't be doing that."
Talk more option tango.png
What should I do?
Talk end option tango.png
I'll handle it.
"There's nothing to do but take their aerie back by force. Maybe the dolls will turn their attention elsewhere. I really should fix that design."
Talk end option tango.png
You really should.
[edit] During the 4th phase
"I beg you. Would you be so kind as to discourage the princesses from riding the "ponies"?"
Talk more option tango.png
What do you mean "ponies"?
"The princess dolls love to ride the Ventari toys, which they have deemed "ponies." Unfortunately, they tend to break them."
Talk end option tango.png
Hmm, I'll think about it.
Talk more option tango.png
Why do we need to prevent this?
"Things have been escalating, resulting in a greater number of Ventari toys destroyed. This puts us even further behind schedule! We simply can't afford it."
Talk more option tango.png
Aren't you asking us to break toys?
Talk end option tango.png
All right.
"Well, yes. But this will send a message to the princess dolls that we will not tolerate this behavior. It will hopefully help put a stop to the fighting."
Talk end option tango.png
Okay.
Talk end option tango.png
Will do.
[edit] During the 5th phase
"Ah, interesting! Observe the toy soldiers and their mortars. I expect this unintended hostility comes from protection protocols being too rigorous. See how they attack anything that moves?"
Talk more option tango.png
Isn't that dangerous?
Talk end option tango.png
Got it.
"I suppose so. If I'm calculating correctly, those mortars could destroy the entire ship if left to their own devices."
Talk end option tango.png
Leave them to me.
[edit] During the 6th phase
"Glitch! I overcalibrated the charr toys' aggression gamut, and they're attacking the gift-giving apparatus. Its destruction would ruin Wintersday!"
Talk more option tango.png
Could they really do that much damage?
Talk end option tango.png
Got it.
"Of course! My toys' advanced programming makes them capable of mischief. Or in this case, mayhem. They need to be dealt with, and fast!"
Talk end option tango.png
Leave them to me.
[edit] During the 7th phase
"Hmm, there is an unusually large amount of roosting plush griffons around. Perhaps my design is not entirely sound. I wonder...maybe a few adjustments...perhaps I..."
Talk more option tango.png
Shouldn't something be done?
Talk end option tango.png
I'll leave you to it.
"Oh? Oh, yes, probably. The plush griffons seem to be attracted to the nests. Destroy those, and the griffons shouldn't bother us anymore."
Talk end option tango.png
Got it.
[edit] During the 8th phase
"A golem toy has gone haywire. It's building rogue turrets around the gift-giving apparatus and inciting the other toys!"
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What do you want me to do about it?
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I'll handle it.
"Get up there and destroy it before it damages the apparatus! Please and thank you and cherries! Now, go!"
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All right.
[edit] During the 9th phase
"Oh, phooey. Toxx has glitched again. If she keeps stomping around, she'll break everything on the ship! Deal with it, will you? I'm up to my ears in work."
Talk more option tango.png
Do you know what happened?
Talk end option tango.png
Will do.
"Oh, I don't know. A short circuit. A faulty wire. A nonstandard fluctuating of metahypoflux goo. I can't focus on that right now. Please just take care of it."
Talk end option tango.png
I'll see what I can do.


[edit] In Lion's Arch

[edit] When you receive your gift from Tixx

"As a token of my appreciation for Tyria's generosity in showcasing my work and the assistance I've received from helpful citizens, I will provide every person who speaks to me with a special gift."
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I'd like one.
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No, thanks.

[edit] After you've received your gift from Tixx

"Apologies, my festive friend. Only one gift disbursement per citizen. No exceptions! If you didn't have room to receive your gift, perhaps try checking that chest."
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Alright. Good-bye.

[edit] Quotes

[edit] In The Toymaker's Airship

"This Wintersday will be full of wonder!"
"Okay, who misplaced the mistletoe?"
"Oh. Oh! Oh my! I'm not brainstorming. I'm having a brain hurricane!"
"Cuckoo! Another outstanding toy idea just occurred to me!"

[edit] When you talk to him

"Well, hello there!"
"Clock's ticking. Not much time for talking."
"You're a wacky little dolyak, aren't you."
"'Tis a wound-up day, wouldn't you say?"

[edit] After You Defeat Toxx

"And a this, and a that, and a tweak to the torque nodule. There. That ought to do it. All better."
"Happy Wintersday to one and all! Now, get back to work!"
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